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How do you eat your pizza?

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Gorilla.Steeze
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Are you a folder, or a straight shooter? Now obviously you can't fold a deep dish, but I personally enjoy folding my NY style pizza. I hope no one here eats it backwards like those stupid Pizza Hut, stuffed crust pizzas. What say you NS?

Heidi Klum's doing it all wrong.

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Oct 20 2010 5:12PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
with my mouth
Oct 20 2010 5:12PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
tip to crust
Oct 20 2010 5:13PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
that's what she said
Oct 20 2010 5:14PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
NY/Jersey City pizza is the best. I fold sometimes and eat it normally others. I think I fold more often though.
Oct 20 2010 5:14PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
i put it in an blender, than in an injectionneedle and than pump it through my vains
Oct 20 2010 5:14PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
upside down, so all the cheesy goodness and the toppings touch my taste buds in a magical way
Oct 20 2010 5:14PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
buy a pie. put directly in fridge. then proceed to re-heat in toaster oven an hour later.

it tastes so much better for some reason. but im a folder


Oct 20 2010 5:15PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
that way it will burns on your tongue....
Oct 20 2010 5:15PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
ya, if you are a retard and eat it 2 seconds out of the oven. the bottom of the pizza will still burn your tongue anyway,
Oct 20 2010 5:16PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
smear that shit in ranch and devour it ah yeaah
Oct 20 2010 5:27PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
if the pizza is ready i want to eat
Oct 20 2010 5:28PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
either fold complete pizza in half (like a taco, half circle)

or if it's pre-cut
i fold the triangular cuts in the middle (fold over a radius, so its half the width)
Oct 20 2010 5:44PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
ive always wondered why people do that? you just get fewer bites
Oct 20 2010 5:45PM
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Cam.t
Posts: 134 - Karma: 10
ha shes not used to eating pizza
Oct 20 2010 5:46PM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
I actually do eat the crust first while it's still warm. I really don't like it so if I don't eat it first I throw it out and then feel guilty about wasting food.
If I'm walking around I'll fold the piece in half because now I don't have the crust to hold on to.
Oct 20 2010 5:49PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
This makes me hungry for pizza. Like reeeeeeeeeeeally hungry.

But tip to crust, with parmasean on top
Oct 20 2010 5:50PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
straight shooter...
Oct 20 2010 5:53PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
take 2 pieces and make a PIZZASAMMICH!
Oct 20 2010 5:58PM
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3-6-steeze
Posts: 1135 - Karma: 147
Eat it starting at the point then give the crust to a hungry friend
Oct 20 2010 5:59PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
How ever the fuck I feel like eating my pizza.
Oct 20 2010 6:00PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^that's it, i usually make pizza when i'm in a rush, so i'm done faster; also you can eat it while walking, you don't drip pizza fluids on your cloths, don't need a plate to eat off, your hands stay clean, etc....
Oct 20 2010 6:02PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
You don't have to get all moody about it. What has pizza ever done to you?
Oct 20 2010 6:03PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
ahh. valid points
Oct 20 2010 6:09PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I put some red pepper on and...

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Oct 20 2010 6:10PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
if anyone says fork an knife they just suck
haha
Oct 20 2010 6:11PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
this except you gatta get the peperoni
Oct 20 2010 6:11PM
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Governator
Posts: 116 - Karma: 18
A liberal coating of Chef Prudhomme's sweet and hot pizza and pasta rub, fold and enjoy
Oct 20 2010 6:20PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
fork and knife when im working at my computer, i dont like my keyboard/mouse getting all dirty
Oct 20 2010 6:35PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
I eat it like everyone else. But when ever my mom makes pizza, I eat it with a knife and fork.
Oct 20 2010 6:36PM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
this
Oct 20 2010 6:37PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
Pizza has killed my self conscious.
Oct 20 2010 6:37PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
vertical fold FTW
Oct 20 2010 6:38PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
itz cuz u fat
Oct 20 2010 6:39PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
It. raped. me.
Oct 20 2010 6:39PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
bingo
Oct 20 2010 6:45PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
i lol'd

"working at my computer"

porn ns tgr facebook wow and various other games are sure hard work arent they....

but then i just remembered you have online school
which still = lol
Oct 20 2010 6:49PM
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*Johnny
Posts: 403 - Karma: 19
I want a pizza so bad.
Oct 20 2010 6:51PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
Folded with catsup. all day every day
Oct 20 2010 6:53PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
THIS
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and some crushed bed pepper.  fold in half and enjoy.
Oct 20 2010 7:19PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
ranch and hotsauce , dip, eat
Oct 20 2010 7:21PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
I work at a pizza shop and I've tried everyway possible. Usually its a slight fold at the crust to give the pizza slice support so it doesnt go floppin around lol, but I dont fold it all the way so the cheese gets stuck to itself and the grease goes eerywhere, fuck that
Oct 20 2010 7:22PM
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yojimbo
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Oct 20 2010 7:22PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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^ ^^ you are both wrong

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Oct 20 2010 7:32PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
tapatio > any hot sauce but sirachachachacha is not in the same category because its asian
Oct 20 2010 7:33PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
i eat mine normally. sometimes when im alone ill eat it backwards.
Oct 20 2010 7:34PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
crushed red pepper, franks red hot sauce


sex
Oct 20 2010 7:39PM
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Zent33zy
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Oct 20 2010 7:40PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
This is the only way.  Then throw some Tabasco habanero sauce on it and cayenne pepper and you're good to go.  Damn, I should have gotten pizza for dinner instead of Chinese.
Oct 20 2010 7:41PM
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Sh0w-Full
Posts: 89 - Karma: 9
Dipped in mass quantities of bleu cheese and folded.
Oct 21 2010 8:11PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
i dont eat, i fuck
Oct 21 2010 8:14PM
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