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6/10 saltines in a minute

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jarossamdb7
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it is impossible to eat 10 saltines ina minute! one of my friends said 6 but i did it, it was just really hard to get them down and it hurt my throat like hell! my other friend said 10 and I think that he is correct! it is becuase you don;t have enough saliva to lubracate it going down


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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!
we got her a macintosh
May 17 2004 10:56PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
im too lazy to walk downstairs and grab a pack

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Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
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everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

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May 19 2004 7:21PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
I never knew they were called saltines


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
May 19 2004 7:30PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
mark abma today at super park ate 9 cups of potato salad in 7 minutes.


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May 20 2004 9:13PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
they're also called premium plus

just use any soup crackers


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
- linemaverick540


je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)
avec du fromage(with cheese)
je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)
avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)
May 20 2004 9:20PM
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Raek
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damn yo word theyre hard........
no snow...
no girls...
no future..
snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 21 2004 7:21AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
i got six down and didnt have any left. probably could have done more

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Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

Jun 18 2004 4:57PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
are you guys eating salted tops or unsalted?

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Jun 18 2004 5:41PM
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Astomp
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i can do 7 salted saltines in a minute



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Jun 18 2004 5:51PM
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brpwbn
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is there such thing as an unsalted saltine?
Jun 18 2004 6:18PM
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Insomniac
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Yes
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Will you say:
'I got 10,000 posts on Newschoolers.com'

It's time to go ski people.
Jun 18 2004 6:55PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
ya i gotta try this wen i get some im gonna do good i love those things
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 18 2004 6:57PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
Drinking a gallon of milk in an hour? You're supposed to chug the whole thing, not drink it over an hour!

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
Jun 18 2004 8:21PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
i wonder how many people have died from this post. everyones gonna choke and die

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Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.
2. Try to fit in.
3. Drink the bong water.
Jun 18 2004 8:27PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
o well
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
Jun 18 2004 8:29PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
Yes, slatines are the best. I ate an entire box of those in 30 minutes just watching tv. the most I've gotten is 5.

You can get unsslated saltines by taking the salt off them.
Jun 18 2004 9:05PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
maybe Bush will try it and choke and die... that would be the greatest. and im not just saying that cuz its the 'cool' thing to say.



the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french
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Jun 18 2004 9:18PM
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eheath
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i can do 6-7


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its great to be straight


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'sorry, were u saying something? i was just lookin down at ure breasts.'-petek
Jun 19 2004 12:33AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
my boyfriend did the milk thing. it was crazy. one of his friends bet him 100$ he couldnt do it, and hes stubborn and took the bet. but then right when he was about to quit, i showed up, and he didnt want to look like a pussy in front of me, (haha) so he finished it, and then when after he took the money, he threw up on the guy that bet him. i dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life.





I dont want a large Farva!

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Jun 19 2004 2:23AM
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bhill2.0
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haahah hilariousness




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Jun 19 2004 11:50AM
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