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6/10 saltines in a minute

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jarossamdb7
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it is impossible to eat 10 saltines ina minute! one of my friends said 6 but i did it, it was just really hard to get them down and it hurt my throat like hell! my other friend said 10 and I think that he is correct! it is becuase you don;t have enough saliva to lubracate it going down


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May 17 2004 10:56PM
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IrishDrink87
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im gonna try that and get back to you...brb


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May 17 2004 10:58PM
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lineskier10
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i assume you arent allowed to drink anything, let me also go try
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May 17 2004 10:59PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
one summer a few years back, i tried to do that all the time, every day, it never worked, the most i ever got was 5, then i gave up and ate them cause they taste so damn good
May 17 2004 11:17PM
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IrishDrink87
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jesus, i hardly got 5 down. imma try it again


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May 17 2004 11:23PM
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mikee
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5 is good. I asked my friedsn howmany they thought they could eat in a minute and one said 20 hahaha, she got around 4 down.

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May 17 2004 11:25PM
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IrishDrink87
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i figured it would be like 2 per 10 seconds. lol, so i shoved 2 in at a time. ITS FUCKING HARD!


I dont want a large Farva!
May 17 2004 11:27PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
ya, I got 5.5 or mabey 6 down but it hurt like HELL!!


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COMMON SENSE

my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!
we got her a macintosh
May 17 2004 11:40PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
I had to like breath them in!


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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!
we got her a macintosh
May 17 2004 11:41PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
the other morning when i woke up my gf grabbed some saltines to munch on and i told here that its impossible to eat 6 in a minute so she tried only to get down three and get crumbs all over the bed...it sucked



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May 17 2004 11:45PM
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_alli_
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some of my friend's tried that, the best was 5 I think. after that one of them did something pretty impressive, he downed a huge, heaping tablespoon of cinnamon. apparently he couldn't breathe without smelling cinnamon for weeks after that.


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May 17 2004 11:52PM
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cj
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ive done 8, its fuckin hard. we always try to get 10. 6 is pussy shit


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May 17 2004 11:58PM
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freeskiing04
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yea damn saltines are hard, we used to race in lunch last year
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May 18 2004 12:04AM
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yeti
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let's see a video cj
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May 18 2004 12:07AM
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CaderTots
Posts: 488 - Karma: 34
for some school prep thing they had a saltine eating contest and this kid ate half of a sleeve of them in 3 minutes I have video too I have to find it then Ill post it.

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May 18 2004 12:49AM
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ScratchCobra66
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hmm...not im oging to go home and try to down saltines as fast as possible.




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May 18 2004 7:32AM
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Shaggy
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you must be one pretty damn slobbery kid, CJ...

8 is pretty intense
May 18 2004 7:53AM
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Schoening
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3 all at once in a minute is hard but possible
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May 18 2004 8:55AM
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kds
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that shit is way to hard we were tryin it this weekend with no luck.... just started laughin a spit them all outt




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May 18 2004 9:24AM
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LittleDevil720
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it is impossible to do 7, almost..
May 18 2004 10:00AM
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Matty.
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my best is like 3

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May 18 2004 10:05AM
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KingShit
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It sucks after a couple, your mouth gets all dry and you cant even swallow that shit

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May 18 2004 10:07AM
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ArMaDaSkiz
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I cant wait to get home from school and try it
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May 18 2004 10:21AM
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ztragnoB
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i just tried it, 6.5. i thought it was going to be easy but after 4 my mouth was completly dry and i couldnt swallow
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May 18 2004 11:41AM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
ill have to try


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May 18 2004 5:50PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
try drinking a gallon of milk in an hour.


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May 18 2004 5:54PM
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404404
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i ahve gotten like 5 or 6





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May 18 2004 6:01PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
a kid at my school trying drinking a gallon of milk, he got to about half then threw up
May 18 2004 6:02PM
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flexmacman
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I've only done 7....
May 18 2004 6:03PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i got 11. im a pro eateer. i hurts so much. you gotta just eat them super quick and like 2 at aa time

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May 18 2004 6:45PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
i know a kid who did that, ended up eating 9 and throwing them up.





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May 18 2004 6:48PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
i can do 7.


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May 18 2004 6:52PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
it's funny to watch people try
i kid i knew almost got all of em down, he put all 10 in his mouth somehow, and just started chewing, he still had a bit in his mouth though, it was a crazy attempt

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May 18 2004 7:11PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
saltines are so good!! im out of them though crap


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May 18 2004 7:52PM
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r5tommy
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im ganna go downstairs and video tape me winning
May 18 2004 7:54PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
11 for bristol? i'm not even going to bother trying cause i suck at this stuff.




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May 18 2004 8:17PM
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mattster
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i ate six but im not counting it as six because a chunk of one fell out of my mouth while i was vigorously chewing , its hard verry ,erry hard

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May 18 2004 8:24PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
wut are saltines



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May 18 2004 9:00PM
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mattwalker
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bill f. tried the milk challenge at camp, he failed and puked, but when he puked, he put it in an ice cube tray and froze it. then as retaliation for a previous prank, the next day he put the cubes in mike atkinson's backpack and they melted on the glacier... good times...


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May 19 2004 12:02AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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well i dont have saltines but i have cheesenips and I did ten easy you guys are pussies


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May 19 2004 12:15AM
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asac
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well i don't have saltines or cheesenips but i do have pepperoni and it was mad easy, you're all pussies.





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May 19 2004 5:56AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Im guessing saltines are crackers...you put cheese on em right? Like jacobs crackers for cheese?
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May 19 2004 8:12AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
cheesenips are like the size of a quarter! you can fit 10 in your mouth at once and not even chew them to swallow!


I dont want a large Farva!
May 19 2004 3:43PM
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Insomniac
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May 19 2004 5:11PM
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Insomniac
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5 the second time.
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May 19 2004 5:19PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
wtf are saltines
no snow...
no girls...
no future..
snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 19 2004 5:20PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
all you people who dont know what saltines are...

there you go, its a god damn cracker

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May 19 2004 5:41PM
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Sinister
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I bet I could eat 12 of those.
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May 19 2004 5:50PM
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destroy
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do it

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everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
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May 19 2004 5:53PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
OMFG!!!!! i ate 2.5 in a minute
thats feakin hard
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avec du fromage(with cheese)
je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)
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May 19 2004 5:54PM
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Sinister
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I haven't done it yet,but you wait til i find one of those boxes
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May 19 2004 5:56PM
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