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Fuck Naps.

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fsscott
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I never nap, so when I tried to get an hour or two before a Steve Aoki show I slept right through it.

Now the sleep patterns all fucked, it's 1 in the morning and I'm not getting over there anymore, and not tired at all.

So what should I do now, being it's early and I'm not falling asleep for a good hour or two.
Oct 17 2010 3:26AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
twelve times. then repeat
Oct 17 2010 3:27AM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14
Take as many Advil PMs as you can, then jack off as many times as you can
Oct 17 2010 3:36AM
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AdolfShitler
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I like to make this a game. Me and my friends have a leaderboard in our school's bathroom.
Oct 17 2010 3:42AM
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SoulSkia
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To calculate your score simply multiply the number of pills you take by the number of times you wack off
Oct 17 2010 3:47AM
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fsscott
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Ahhh late night NS...
Oct 17 2010 4:16AM
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wynnyk
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I slept from 8 - 11, and slept most of the day in the hospital because I had a seizure and hit my head on some rocks, now it's 2 and I can't sleep.

btw seizures fucking suck.
Oct 17 2010 5:07AM
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fsscott
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damn that sucks, how'd you hit you head on rocks?

and as for 1 or 2 pm, that's impossible cause I get off work at 5 or 6
Oct 17 2010 12:14PM
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Anathema
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i cant nap. if i do, i lay down and pass out for like 3 hours. if im tired enough to fall asleep, im tired enough to do it for an extended period of time.
Oct 17 2010 12:16PM
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freestyler540
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smoke weed, jerk off, then watch family guy. Puts me out every time
Oct 17 2010 12:51PM
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hellyeaaaah
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He hit his head on rocks because of the seizure
Oct 17 2010 12:52PM
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Dragonite
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disgraceful.
Oct 17 2010 1:13PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223

Tylenol 3s man

also, naps are the shit. everyday i wake up, shower, then nap for about 45 mins before school because the first time i wake up im grumpy and shit, but the second time im cheery and rested

Oct 17 2010 1:17PM
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.AR6rider.
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Why don't you just wake up 45 minutes later and then shower?
Oct 17 2010 1:24PM
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AWALLRUS.
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feels better if you go back to sleep cause you only went back to sleep half way
Oct 17 2010 1:27PM
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jason...
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shoulda taken a bong rip
Oct 17 2010 1:33PM
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soup
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you really fucked up man.
Oct 17 2010 2:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Power naps (15 min knock outs) are amazing. Not only are they healthier for you than a 3 hr nap, you don't waste those 3 hours. I taught myself 6ish years ago how to do it and I benefit from them like crazy. Whenever I'm feeling tired, I pass out for 15 and wake up feeling super refreshed, better than getting a whole nights sleep. You can't do it in bed, cause then you'll get the 3 hour nap going on. I generally do it sitting up, sometimes slouched a bit. The first time I actually woke up after 15 was so cool. Like an alarm went off in my head. Now I'm able to have two naps a day during my 15 minute breaks. By the end of the day I'm not all tired like everyone else.
Oct 17 2010 3:16PM
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skithe49th
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haha i did this last night too. was gonna pass out for an hour before the football game then woke up 4 hours later.
Oct 17 2010 3:40PM
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danielmasi10
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I have naps every day beween 30 mins- hour and a half. Usually just an hour or so i feel so refreseshed after. I just set my alarm on my iphone and it wakes me up or i text  someone and make them call to wake me up but yeah naps are deadly
Oct 17 2010 3:59PM
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rach
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your nuts, I love naps. set an alarm
Oct 17 2010 4:02PM
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