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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Ken Griffey Junior
Came from the heavens, back off
he'll cut you, yeah..good
May 17 2004 2:57AM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
your an idiot
kill yourself please, with a knife
yes, that would be great




drink hard and die young

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
May 17 2004 3:13AM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
i like it. i like your punctuation, a little straightforward but i like where youre going with it
May 17 2004 3:15AM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
'nother one

anti-superfriends
kill the world, save the cats hisss
no, dont save the cats
May 17 2004 3:19AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
wanna write?
sometimes, have to fight
take a bite



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
May 17 2004 3:44AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
big bad butterfly
once was a catterpillar
eating grass and leaves


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
May 17 2004 5:45AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
fuck you, that sucked hard
hard hard hard hard donkeys cock
he must love donkey
-JW
May 17 2004 6:04AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
sweet fuck, your dad's need to take all of you to Hooters and stuff you with hot wings until you are normal.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
May 17 2004 11:55AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
almost time for lunch
what to eat? a hamburger.
homemade, fresh. can't wait!
May 17 2004 12:47PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i have trouble with haiku's. i liked randalls.



Farp for Life.


'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'
May 17 2004 12:53PM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
'white riot' a haiku by JAzz Skellington, words by joe strumemr and the clash

white people go school
black man got a lot problems
then he throws a brick
May 17 2004 5:03PM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
math and majesty
by: jazz skellington

majestic young man
where is your attention span?
do your math work, jerk
May 17 2004 5:10PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
there once was a couple named blair,
who liked to fuck on the stair,
when the banister broke, he fastened a rope
and finished her off in the air.




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
May 17 2004 5:35PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Where are my long pants
They are no where to be found
They are on my legs

BOO YA



jibba jabba
May 17 2004 7:58PM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
haha, i like that last one. pants on legs was a nice twist ending.
May 17 2004 8:01PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
go to hooters with your dad
gee im glad
im not your dad



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
May 18 2004 7:16AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
I am out of things,
both food and topics lacking,
cry... gentle weeping.
May 18 2004 11:45AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
haikus are gay

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 18 2004 2:40PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
holla holla holl
holla holla holla holl
holla holla holl




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my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition
-newskool450
May 18 2004 2:59PM
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Jazz_Skellington
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
heres one about a dolphin.

water, clear and blue
swim swim flap flap swim flap swim
dolphin, I'll kill you
May 19 2004 12:14AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
In my yard I have
A big tree with long branches
and some fruits as well
-JW
May 19 2004 9:19AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
wiener, i have two
one to eat, and one for you
get the picture, please.
May 19 2004 11:16AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Listen to me bitch
Get high with me,smoke some weed
don't just stare at me.

The plants talk to me
Every night,we get high
and the trees love me.
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Sick and Tired.
May 19 2004 11:31AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
hey, lets play a game,
I spy with my little eye
SURPRISE! IT'S A DICK!
May 19 2004 11:32AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
watch the blue monkey
watch him running on the road
ouch now he´s all red
-JW
May 19 2004 12:29PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
I will touch your bum
feel me penetrate you
virginity, mine



****

//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
May 19 2004 12:42PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
^ cj wins

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
May 19 2004 1:16PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
yep C J definetly yake all with that one



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
May 19 2004 3:21PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Cj did not win,
In fact,I kicked his fat ass
Because I'm the shit.
hahaha,no offense tho.
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Sick and Tired.
May 19 2004 3:36PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
oh how lame is this?
This bone is still in my ass.
wont you please come out?


I dont want a large Farva!
May 19 2004 3:42PM
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