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goatman
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
I thought it might be kinda cool to start a list all the stuff I've broken over the years. Ski equipment and body parts. I want to hear from all you out there who are breaking stuff.

Busted/messed up skis:
K2 X-15s (busted in half)
Rossi Pow Airs x2 (these skis sucked)
K2 Public Enemys (lost a rivet and base delammed on the tip)
Old school Kastles (blew out the sidewall, missing parts of the edges)
K2 Ak Enemy's (bent one between the binding and tip, still ride them though)

Other gear:
Busted like 15 pairs of poles including a pair of those graphite poles (warning they explode when they break)
Marker bindings with the selective control, they wouldn't hold me in anymore.
2 brakes on the Look Pivots.
Worn out a couple pairs of boots and gloves

Body damage:
I've been pretty lucky here
Concussion x3 confermed anyways
sprained thumbs numerous times
chipped teeth
shin bang every year
dislocated shoulder
I think thats it...How bout you?


May 16 2004 11:21PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i smell bullshit


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 16 2004 11:51PM
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Jetal
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
sprained thumbs
bruised ancles
shin bang
torn shoulders
May 16 2004 11:52PM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
i got kristi's signature and it melted my heart



Alaska pride
May 17 2004 12:03AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
chipped heal
chipped ankle
broken collerbone
cracked sternum
broken toe
shing baaaaaaang
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May 17 2004 12:32AM
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aclsarescary
Posts: 4010 - Karma: 31
^^I saw kristi leskin on the hill one time and I got the same affect...weird!
May 17 2004 12:37AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
i usually just fall on my face and esplode

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
May 19 2004 2:50PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
I do that also^^^


yay skiing

May 19 2004 2:55PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
2 pair of poles in one day. broke my thumb and cracked a pair of goggles




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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
May 19 2004 2:58PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
broken ankle and concussion.




-Patj.
May 19 2004 3:04PM
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newschool_huck69
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 10
Bit threw tonge, 2 concussions, whiplashed neck and sprained thumb... broken mad trix team, broken pole and broken edge.
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May 19 2004 3:09PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
for skis
rossi my first pair i did tricks on i cant remeber the name
rossi freeze beez
rossi pow air pros

For equipment
a pair of nordica boots
numerous pairs of poles
a pair of spy goggles
ripped a pair of sno pants
and a few pair of gloves

For body parts
broken and dislocated collar bone (that was bikin though (i let it heal for a couple of week)
a srained right ankle (i missed a comp that night and stuck to the 20 foot tables for a week)
shin bang alot (just ride through it)
bruised ribs too many times to count but only twice was from skiin

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
May 19 2004 3:10PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
poles, and a pair of boots the heel riped out of them



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
May 19 2004 3:15PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
*ski gear
old fischers in half(i was 10 skiing in the bumps)
lots and lots of poles
rossi viper shitter skis are almost unrideable

*body parts
both feet numerous times
both wrists numerous times
hand
lots of sprained wrists
lots of sprained ankles
finger
maybe some other stuff i cant remember

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line skis- because skiing needs a future
May 19 2004 3:24PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
ah yes... many a pair of goggles also
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line skis- because skiing needs a future
May 19 2004 3:27PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
SHIN BANG!!




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Look for 'To Whom it May Concern' July 4th!! TRAILER
May 19 2004 3:38PM
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jksl
Posts: 12727 - Karma: 854
let me see...

ski equipment
dynastar concept
dynastar candide
rossi pow air
rossi scratches
volkl v
volkl v-pro
line 1260
line skogen
numerous pairs of poles
marker freesomething bindings
ripped a lot of gloves

as for body parts, i've just hurt my thumb alot by falling in an icy pipe, and falling over because i buttered to hard, no broken bones(knock on wood)

Jeff
Poniverus
May 19 2004 4:09PM
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RyanFratua
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
2 pairs of poles, 1 set of dynastars, 1 fire lense, my nose
May 19 2004 4:14PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
sets of poles, bindings, and finger



its all about the 609
May 19 2004 4:23PM
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ECshredder
Posts: 989 - Karma: 11
thumb, wiplashed neck, shin bang, turf toe bad, bruised hip, bruised tailbone, and more for sure
May 19 2004 4:28PM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
Broke two pairs of seth pistols, my enemys arealmost unridable, two pairs of poles. This year was kinda lame like that.
MHmh
May 19 2004 5:22PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
Equipment: Atomic Powercarve
Atomic bindings
Line Skogens (2 pairs)
Marker bindings
2 pairs of poles

Body:
Dislocated shoulder + surgery
Separated shoulder
2 concussions
dislocated thumb (it was gross)
split knee


Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?
A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
May 19 2004 5:27PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Body
Broke my binding 5 times in one year
2 skis gone cuse of edges
2 poles

Never hurt my self that bad.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 19 2004 5:33PM
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Allsalomon13
Posts: 169 - Karma: 10
poles 2 pairs of gogles 3 concussions and shin bang
May 19 2004 5:34PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
one pair of goggles, shin bang and a bent pole after it slammed into my throat and almost killed me...



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
May 19 2004 5:37PM
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newschool_huck69
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 10
Poles are dangerouse man.
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May 19 2004 6:24PM
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Jetal
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
What is 'Turf Toe'?
May 19 2004 6:29PM
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snowchick
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
here we go:
broken ankle
broken wrist
broken humorous (surgery = 2 bolts in my shoulder)
broken ribs
torn ligaments (shoulder)
torn rotator cuff
cuntusion in my knee (current)
broken thumb
broken collar bone (current)
numerous fingers and toes
and somehing like 11 concussions (8 from riding) - and before you call me stupid and tell me to wear a helmet, i had one on for 5 of those.

plus some others im not thinking of, and some equipment im too lazy to list.

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ya, and i have special secret speed steeze
May 19 2004 6:29PM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
broken ski stuff:
ripped edge out of teneighties
snapped pocket rockets in half
broken marker bindings
broken ski pole
one broken helmet
snapped my studded leather belt (so hot right now) in half. right through the leather. That was the same hit that broke my leg.

also,
mild concussion
broke my thumb 3 times
bit through my tongue
dislocated shoulder twice
compressed vertebrae that left me with scoleosis (sp?)



my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
May 19 2004 6:40PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
delamed ski
2 broken brakes
2 broken bindings
chips and shit
2 broekn poles
3 busted boot buckles
i rip or tear every single ski clothing i own

concusion
sprained foot
broken hip
internal bleeding
many sprained wrists
broken finger




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my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition
-newskool450
May 19 2004 7:07PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
damn snowchick! This girl charges!

Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?
A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
May 19 2004 7:11PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
rossi free zb3s
volkl expressions
rossi axium bindings three times
smith pole
smith goggle
and a concussion.

not too bad...

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
May 19 2004 8:15PM
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drewishish
Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23
^ thats not 2 bad but u broke ur binding 3 times wow
'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
May 19 2004 8:32PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
3 or 4 concussions, can't remember anymore, and tore some bindings out of some shitty skis.



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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''
-Mark Hoppus
May 19 2004 8:38PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i blew open my ballsack and had it stiched up..
yup,, on a baby rail when i was learning...... broke 1 pair of poles.. break my cantin adjustment screws on my technicas on a constatn basis... my sholder pops in and out of socket, buts thats not really a problem






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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
May 19 2004 8:43PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
ah yes, and my latest ski injury, freshly healed, was a cut on my sack. damn.

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
May 19 2004 8:53PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
cracked edges on skis, no biggy tho. um, broken a pole. tons of shin back and random bruises, and a cracked a rib, and then tore the muscle tissue near it, hurts like a bitch, and I tend to bruise ribs alot


yay skiing

May 19 2004 11:11PM
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*scotty
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 20
ripped an edge out of my old scratch fs and been thru several pairs of pants and gloves.

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
May 20 2004 5:35AM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
ross pow air pros are sick skis i don't know what you are talking about. they beat the shit out of the noodly scratches.
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'becuz atomick gives him more sstickerz so he is more spansczord'
-YAMATOM9 on why Mikael Deschaneux would go to Atomic
May 20 2004 7:28PM
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SkiSundownJibber
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 19
ski injuries:
cracked ribs (Medics thought it was back---ambulance ride!)
cracked femur--- healed after 3 or 4 weeks.



From the desk of Mr. S.S. Jibber
May 20 2004 9:39PM
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LINERULES!
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
I have never broken a pair of lines because LINERULES.

this is my last post... peace
May 21 2004 4:30PM
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