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Operation: Eliminate Bitty Brigade

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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
So these girls i used to go to school with think they are absolutely hilarious and decided to run around our nice quiet little town in upstate new york and proceed to tag kids cars with pink window markers writing "Bitty Brigade" all over all of the windows of the car. I though this would be a perfect place for newschoolers to step in and provide me with some suggestions for vehicle payback now that i have come to learn who infact the brigade of bittys are. POST UP YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR RETALIATION!
Oct 16 2010 12:50AM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
shoot them.
Oct 16 2010 12:52AM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
That would be too easy. need something more kniving
Oct 16 2010 12:57AM
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COrider
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Oct 16 2010 12:57AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Take an explosive diarrhea shit in their cars?
Oct 16 2010 12:57AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
kniving you say? Knife them.
Oct 16 2010 12:58AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Did they get your GLI?
Oct 16 2010 12:58AM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,335
take their cars apart and leave them neatly disassembled in their driveways
Oct 16 2010 12:59AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
So basically what you're telling us is that you need to stab them?

here you go...conniving
Oct 16 2010 12:59AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
So basically what you're telling us is that you need to stab them?

here you go...conniving
Oct 16 2010 1:02AM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
thank you for the spelling correction. haha im not very good at it 1a.m. EST
no they have not gotten my car yet thats because it was not home when they tagged my little brothers car. the plan is right now if they do infact touch my gli i will go to there house jack their cars up and put cinder blocks under the frame so when they try to pull out in the morning they just spin and proceed to color their windows with a bar of soap so they cant wash it off
Oct 16 2010 1:13AM
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ClassyGroup
Posts: 230 - Karma: 50
pretty simple, do a auto to manual swap on all of their cars.
Oct 16 2010 1:38AM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
pour a couple gallons of water in their gas tank
Oct 16 2010 1:49AM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404
hahaha i got bitty brigaded
Oct 16 2010 1:56AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
seriously just dismantle their cars
Oct 16 2010 9:34AM
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DJ_Pauly_D
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 42
+K for a awesome advice... lovin the spray insulation foam one
Oct 16 2010 10:03AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
wedge something into their exhaust pipe. then, as they drive away all the carbon monoxide will be forced back into the cab with them. then they die...
Oct 16 2010 10:09AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
run their car over with a tank.
Oct 16 2010 10:42AM
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
Haha I did something similar like that, freeze a can of shaving cream and cut the bottom off and throw the thing into a buddies dorm window. You could do that too.

Potato in the tailpipe? smear vaseline everywhere on it so it takes forever to wash off?
Oct 16 2010 12:06PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
do what they do to other peoples cars to their cars
Oct 16 2010 12:08PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
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Oct 16 2010 12:55PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
That would seem to make sense but people on here all think they are the jolly rodger.

Why dont you just put some thermite on their hood and let it eat through their engine block?

Or have dylan rape them, that should give them nightmares and emotional issues for YEARS
Oct 16 2010 12:56PM
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arandomname
Posts: 1989 - Karma: 18
Key scratch all their cars in the shape of Bitty Brigade.  It's simple, easy to do, and doesn't take long at all.
Oct 16 2010 1:51PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
dylan has probably already raped them
Oct 16 2010 2:12PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
good point.
Oct 16 2010 2:14PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
gang rape perhaps?
Oct 16 2010 2:15PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
I'm down
Oct 16 2010 2:16PM
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TheClap.
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+1
Oct 16 2010 2:34PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Dog shit under the door handles.

Seduce them, fuck them in the ass, then make them walk home afterwards.
Oct 16 2010 2:37PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Take all the tires off their car and leave them stacked on their roof. Remove the doors hide them in random ass places, leave directions to the general area where they are. Take out the drivers seat and relplacec it with a lawn chair. Or you can just put like 15 stray cats in their cars and leave them overnight.

Oct 16 2010 4:29PM
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Ehh...
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+k so much win on the cats.
Oct 16 2010 4:42PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
plug their exhaust pipe with a potato
Oct 16 2010 4:45PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
or even better, SPRAY FOAM THEIR EXHAUST PIPE
Oct 16 2010 4:46PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,404
i raped them all, you got that right!
Oct 16 2010 4:51PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,500
ping pong ball in the gas tank...  it will float up to the fuel intake and then block it and the engine will die.  but when you turn it off. it will be fine. and that will keep happing day after day after day
Oct 16 2010 4:56PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
pour liter fluid all over their vehicles and light um up
Oct 16 2010 4:56PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
i need to lose my vcard, what better way to do it than gang rape?
Oct 16 2010 5:12PM
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.frenchy
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Put some NS stickers on their car.
Oct 16 2010 5:14PM
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Ehh...
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Oct 16 2010 5:16PM
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hoodratz47
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HAAA yes... it is the only way
Oct 16 2010 5:21PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
well that or necrophilia
Oct 16 2010 5:22PM
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Blurst
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obviously you have to just tell the cops that it was them
Oct 16 2010 5:31PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
If you can find their cars; put Vaseline/ky jelly/toothpasate on the windshield wiper, like on the blade. Then put something on the windshield so that it makes them want to use the wipers and fluid to get it off, getting your choice of Vaseline/ky jelly/toothpaste everywhere.
Oct 16 2010 5:41PM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
or tried to and failed miserably
Oct 17 2010 7:01PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
3 guys 1 hammer... nuff said
Oct 17 2010 7:03PM
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biG_EaSt
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
+k hahaha may just have to do this
Oct 17 2010 7:03PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
Put the nastiest cheese you can find somewhere under their hood, and when their car heats up and makes it start to melt their entire vehicle will wreak of nasty cheese. You could also put it in their exhaust pipe but if its in their engine it'll probably get inside the car more easily.

You could also go and tag the fuck out of their cars and homes with their own tag. I think that would be way more clever and funny than just about anything else you could do. They'd be cleaning their own tag off their own shit for days.
Oct 17 2010 7:12PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
slice off their legs
Oct 17 2010 7:13PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
take maple syrup and put it all over the material in the car, then put oats on the syrup. it will turn to a huge sticky mess. then shit on the hood of the car.
Oct 17 2010 7:15PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
cover the outside of their cars with maple syrup

or

eggs/urine in the grill so that their car smells like piss and eggs
Oct 18 2010 10:22AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
bologna takes off paint from what I've heard
Oct 18 2010 10:22AM
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