Some of these are already used but some arent, this was taken from www.punkvoter.com:
Real Quotes From A Real Moron
'Arbolist...Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, someone who knows about trees.'
Crawford, TX 8/21/01
'It's your money, you paid for it.'
La Crosse, WI 10/18/00
'The Bob Jones policy on interracial dating, I mean I spoke out on interracial dating. I spoke out against that. I spoke out against interracial dating. I support the policy of interracial dating.'
CBS News 2/25/00
'I don't read what's handed to me.'
New York, NY 3/15/00
'More and more of our imports come from overseas.'
Beaverton, OR 9/29/00
'I understand small business growth. I was one.'
New York, NY 2/19/00
'Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.'
Austin, Texas 12/20/00
'If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.'
St. Louis, MO 10/18/00
'This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve.'
Nashua, NH 1/28/00
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'
Florence, SC 1/11/00
'They Misunderestimated me.'
Bentonville, AR 11/6/00
'I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.'
Reynoldsburg, OH 10/4/00
'Our priorities is our faith.'
Greensboro, NC 10/10/00
'If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator.'
Washington, DC 12/18/00
'There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all...I can't think of anything more deep than that.'
Washington, DC, 3/13/02
'And so, in my State of the my State of the Union or state-my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation-I asked Americans to give 4,000 years-4,000 hours over the next-the rest of your life-of service to America. That's what I asked for-4,000 hours.'
Bridgeport, CT, 4/9/02
'This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.'
New York, NY 4/23/02
'For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times (Dude, it's been like 60 years).'
Tokyo 2/18/02
'I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believeÑI believe what I believe is right.'