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Vanilla Extract

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lilipad84
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
Have any of you desparate alcoholics ever used vanilla extract to get drunk? Does it work well?
May 16 2004 7:18PM
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jarossamdb7
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I heard that pure vinalla is illagle to sell in the US becuase it causes cancer (serously)


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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!
we got her a macintosh
May 16 2004 7:28PM
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lilipad84
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
^ Would that mean that vanilla extract causes cancer?
May 16 2004 7:30PM
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jarossamdb7
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i am not sure if it is pure or not


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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!
we got her a macintosh
May 16 2004 7:53PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
idk, I think the friend that told me that is fulla shit


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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!
we got her a macintosh
May 16 2004 7:54PM
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AttitashSkier
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that shit smells so good but tastes so bad
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May 16 2004 7:56PM
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.John.
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Why don't you just drink beer? tastes better, works better

May 16 2004 8:00PM
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skierdudeguy
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wow, youre good at reasoning^

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May 16 2004 9:03PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
drink vanilla extract would be like drinking ethyol alcohol...probably wouldn't get you drunk, and cancer??? say whaaat??




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May 16 2004 9:37PM
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Meh42
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we tried it once, it tasted like shit and didnt work
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May 16 2004 10:53PM
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Jaskittin
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I know this dipshit that got fuck up off of mouthwash and now he cant even smell the shit without puking







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May 16 2004 10:56PM
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lineskier10
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haha yeah bums and shit drink alchohol, then one time my mom bought a handle of alchohol, 1.7 liters for those of you who dont know, and it reminded me of a handle of smirnoff in a plastic bottle, i laughed
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May 16 2004 11:39PM
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PrivateEnemy
Posts: 274 - Karma: 9
its 70 proof... pineapple extract is 80 proof though...
May 17 2004 9:17AM
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t-roy
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dude ethyl alcohol is way poisonous, i think that is what gives you the hangover. vanilla extract smells so good...mmmm
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May 17 2004 4:24PM
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221
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just huff some boat gas

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May 17 2004 4:28PM
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freeride1260
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my gma uses pure vanilla extract w/ burbon


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May 17 2004 4:39PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
What a silly question.


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May 17 2004 11:29PM
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yeti
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'its 70 proof... pineapple extract is 80 proof though...'


ooooooo...35 and 40 percent. you guys are hardcore.
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May 18 2004 12:00AM
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freeskiing04
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i was just thinkin that seriously... %35...? come on
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May 18 2004 12:07AM
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*Fujative*
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one time, i triied to make vinalla coke with vinalla exarct, it didnt work, and after i was done with, i felt really werid, and i looked at the bottle, and it start like 15% achol
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May 18 2004 5:33AM
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freeskiing04
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hahaaha that's crazzzzzy
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May 18 2004 5:57AM
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P-JO
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70 and 80 proof isn't hardcore...what???




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May 18 2004 7:44PM
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404404
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try and take shots of vinagar, i caould even do one, my friend got 2 down.





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May 18 2004 7:47PM
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