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B-Har406
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duck tape wat have u done with it




Thongs are so hot right now
May 16 2004 6:10PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
shouldn't the question be what haven't you done w/ it?
May 16 2004 6:13PM
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B-Har406
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no no it shouldnt




Thongs are so hot right now
May 16 2004 6:13PM
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jksl
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actually, i agree, it should be what haveN'T you done with it...seriously...

Jeff
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May 16 2004 6:13PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
duct tape
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
May 16 2004 6:14PM
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r5tommy
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pants
May 16 2004 6:14PM
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LittleDevil720
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me n a few of my friends put together a toilet seat for camping with one, when we had spare time by the fire, haha it kicked ass
May 16 2004 6:15PM
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anti_bunk
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toilet must be jealous ^
May 16 2004 6:16PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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he should sell it to toilet





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May 16 2004 6:28PM
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EastCoastPride
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duct tape... you ignorant fuct.


Teddy
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May 16 2004 6:49PM
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Sinister
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^it's fucK,you ignorant fuck.
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May 16 2004 6:50PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Im a a tech class and genrely 25% out of evey project is made out of duct tape.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 16 2004 6:51PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
And as of now Duct Tape is holding my Cable box on to the tv, wonder how long it will last.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 16 2004 6:51PM
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hoodratz47
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all i know is this sick mother who created this thread tapes his dick under his legs so he can wear panties.



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May 16 2004 6:53PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
wallets and purses
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May 16 2004 7:25PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
it is the universal ski tool. binding broken? duct tape your boot to the ski. cracked edges? nothin a little duct tape can't fix. rips in your pants/jacket/gloves/face from some burly tight east coast pungee glades? awww yea! duct tape is your friend.
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born to shine at home and over border lines.]
May 16 2004 7:28PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
wallet, belt, shirt, tie





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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May 16 2004 7:35PM
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rossi900
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ok well, if your lookin for a use with duct tape to mess with someone, go swimming with on of your friends and when your friend is in the pool take his clothes and wrap his clothes up in duct tape, leave some air slots though, next take a hair dryer or leave it in the sun for a long ass time and the duct tape will eventually melt and stick to the persons clothes...i know from experience

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May 16 2004 7:41PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
i put an artistic touch on my crutches with duct tape.

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May 16 2004 7:43PM
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ztragnoB
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i have an old golf cart that is held together with duct tape.
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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
May 16 2004 7:50PM
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brokenconcept24
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once i made a pair of pants out of duct tape and trash bags... it was awesome
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May 16 2004 8:10PM
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Jayshonz
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duct tape is the shit, i made snowboards for the tramp, shoes, socks, slippers, shorts, skate boards, i fix everythin wit it.
May 16 2004 8:11PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
yeah man duct tape is the shit man.. you really can't go wrong


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
May 16 2004 8:19PM
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skibunnie
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once I made a full body costume out of duct tape and went skiing. it was fun until I fell and slid down the entire run. I even had a crown that said duct tape queen.
May 16 2004 8:22PM
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TwinTipRider
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i made a girl friend lol .... wait it's not funny as much as it is sad :(
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
May 16 2004 8:48PM
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samck89
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i made a duct tape condom once, it really hurt when i peeled it off
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May 16 2004 9:29PM
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Bundo
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wasilla, alaska is the duct tape capital of the world. most purchased and sold and used amounts of duct tape anywhere. The Wal-Mart out there sold the most duct tape of anywhere in the world.



ALASKA PRIDE
May 16 2004 9:37PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
ha ha a condom




Thongs are so hot right now
May 16 2004 9:41PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
I made sandals out of duct tape and card board and they still exist!


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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!
we got her a macintosh
May 16 2004 10:20PM
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passion4this
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www.stukkondukk.com

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
May 16 2004 10:20PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
hand my duct tape wallet for almost 9 years



It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
May 16 2004 10:21PM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11


visit my website, buy stuff...

www.stukkondukk.com


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May 17 2004 8:48AM
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passion4this
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May 17 2004 8:50AM
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LittleDevil720
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hahaha^
May 17 2004 9:50AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
i can think of one thing you'll never wanna do with just duct tape. masturbation.


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 17 2004 9:57AM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
Ha, I once made a wallet, tent, and a small bowl out of duct tape. Give it a try, set your mind free.
May 17 2004 10:37AM
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NiTeHaWk4787
Posts: 59 - Karma: 6
covered a film canister with 1/4 an inch of it, filled the canister with gunpowder, and it was a massive explosion (15 foot fireball strait up). go try it
You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
May 17 2004 1:01PM
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ScratchCobra66
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i dont like people who pronounce it 'duck tape'...whatever that is.



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'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
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May 17 2004 1:03PM
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t-roy
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the cd player in my car is duct taped to the floor. it was way easier than actually mounting it
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May 17 2004 4:32PM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
the original name WAS 'duck tape' people then started using it on ducts so they changed to to 'duct tape' do your research...

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May 17 2004 5:10PM
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EastCoastPride
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Actually, it was originally used to seal air ducts to make them airtight... it's always been duct tape.


Teddy
WWTJSD?
May 17 2004 5:21PM
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passion4this
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no it was created for the army......

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May 17 2004 5:35PM
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passion4this
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'Is it Duct or Duck? We don’t want you to be confused, so we will explain. The first name for Duct Tape was DUCK. During World War II the U.S. Military needed a waterproof tape to keep the moisture out of ammunition cases. So, they enlisted the Johnson and Johnson Permacel Division to manufacture the tape. Because it was waterproof, everyone referred to it as “duck� tape (like water off a duck’s back). Military personnel discovered that the tape was good for lots more than keeping out water. They used it for Jeep repair, fixing stuff on their guns, strapping equipment to their clothing... the list is endless.

After the War, the housing industry was booming and someone discovered that the tape was great for joining the heating and air conditioning duct work. So, the color was changed from army green to the silvery color we are familiar with today and people started to refer to it as “duct tape*.� Therefore, either name is appropriate.'

ha! take that... I know my stuff..



Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
May 17 2004 5:39PM
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EastCoastPride
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buurrnnnnn


Teddy
WWTJSD?
May 17 2004 5:50PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
hmm....to fix my lacrosse stick


Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

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May 17 2004 7:21PM
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TwinTipRider
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i just made a walet and it's so decent it holds everty thing from bills to cards to change to student id and i drew all over it looks amazing


Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
May 17 2004 7:36PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
burning duct tape is dumb. the fumes are toxic


the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
May 17 2004 9:02PM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
i wasn't arguing, just supporting my statment that the person who hates people who say 'duck tape' has no real argument. I just said the original name was 'duck' which is true... then I was informing the person who tried to support the other guy sying that it was never 'Duck' and that it was made for 'ducts', which was untrue....

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May 17 2004 9:24PM
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lineskier10
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you know there are now commercially made duct tape wallets that they sell in stores for like $20 a pop
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May 17 2004 9:27PM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
that's why ours are such a good buy...

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May 17 2004 9:29PM
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B-Har406
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ya wallets r fun to make my scooter is held like completely together with duck tape its so damn ghetto




Thongs are so hot right now
May 17 2004 10:37PM
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