Replying to So i got an email today from a college in alaska....

Hey, Whatsup man?

I currently attend the Alaska Bible College, and i'd like to tell you a little about it cause its pretty awesome. I currently have 37 classmates, 38 including me, and we all get along really well. We have just one dorm and everyone gets their own room! THEY EVEN INSTALLED BARS ON THE WINDOWS FOR EXTRA PRIVACY!!!!

The college used to be a mental institution so we have access to the latest state of the art things? Say you're into rape fantasy sex? WE GOT IT! You can find countless straight jackets litterally lying in the janitors closets. You're a fan of ice-fishing too? YOU'RE PRACTICALLY BORN TO GO TO THIS SCHOOL. It is our most popular club, although we only have two. After classes every day we all go out for a mandatory ice-fishing house building class and build one from the ground up, then spend the next EIGHT HOURS in it praying for a bite on our fishing rods. EIGHT HOURS! I know what you're thinking, THIS PLACE IS LIKE HEAVEN!

The best part about this school is there are NO FEMALES. Yes you heard me, NO FEMALES! Every male at the university swears an oath of chastity and this added concept makes it that much easier to retain our virgin souls!

Alcohol, drugs, PARTIES? NO!!!!! Who needs them, when you have group sessions around the campfire reciting bible passages and making smores! (Don't worry though, we don't use graham crackers we use hosts from the church - i know you may have been wondering the answer to that question)

I really hope you consider this fine university, if you wan't i can even give you a tour or you can stay with me for a night! But theres a few things you cannot bring so i thought i'd lay them out right now...

- No alcohol
- NO females
- No Drugs
- No electronics, (we like to live an amish-lifestyle)
- We will provide you with our normal clothes, so don't bother packing any
- No shoes, (Sandals are only allowed despite the cold)
- Lastly, bring a musical instrument of some kind so you can participate in our nightly sing-a-longs

This university is really great! Take it into consideration! Although you aren't allowed to leave campus for the four years you are here, (they fear people who leave are leaving to start a cult of some sort), we all find it a great community and all get along really well!

I hope i was able to aid you in your college search!







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