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bob_ham
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my friends and I have always had a little inside joke on how we talk about the weirdest shit on the chair. just wondering if you have any please share.
Oct 14 2010 5:26PM
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purps
Posts: 468 - Karma: 30
oh but of course! also screaming randomly on a quiet gondy ride is always awesome. the hardest part is to not laugh and just go on like it didnt happen
Oct 14 2010 5:32PM
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Elmo.
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hahah i do that all the time... a few of my friends have pulled the hi im tom wallisch to a bunch of gapers lol.... but with friends we have the funniest convos about chicks and what not
Oct 14 2010 6:37PM
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quesadillaman.
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10
QUESADILLLAAAAASSSS!!!!!!!!!
Oct 14 2010 6:38PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
Always tell people all the weird shit you do and change who you are. Personal favorite is saying your a astronaut who is going to space in a few weeks.
Oct 14 2010 6:39PM
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soulskier
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when we were 12 or so, me and my friends had a thing were person left would yell "left nut" right would say " right nut" and if the person in the middle didnt yell "penis in the middle" he was promptly punched and then squished...still pops up 4 or 5 times a season
Oct 14 2010 6:40PM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
Go up there if you have a couple of friends up there and just start talking about meth, and then when the kid looks at you all funny. Ask him if he wants to smoke some. But talk to each other in like lispy gay voices. Funny as hell.
Oct 14 2010 6:54PM
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McFellon
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we always yell "START THE LIFT" whenever it stops, which is quite often because there's a lot of new skiers at our mountain. sometimes it works immediately, and sometimes it does, but it takes a awhile
Oct 14 2010 7:04PM
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bob_ham
Posts: 897 - Karma: 11
i wasnt there but my friends told me one time they were talking about trench foot which we learned in social studies a few years back, its where the soldiers foot would get all soggy and gross and they made up trench pussy and trench dick.
Oct 14 2010 7:23PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
Me and my friends always are just looking at the gapers going down the mountain haha they look so funny when baked
Oct 14 2010 7:34PM
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Chubz.
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last season my and a couple of my buddies rode the lift up with this older gentlemen and he told us about the history of his skis and how his daughter skis at another resort, then he told us about how he doesnt like newer skis because he cant turn as sharp hahaha it funny as hell!
Oct 14 2010 7:35PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
I tend to just make up absurd lies about myself to random people. Its fun to see how far you can go before people stop believing you.
Oct 14 2010 8:28PM
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dylansiggers
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I introduce myself as tom wallisch at parties all the time hahaha
Oct 14 2010 8:30PM
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ReignMan
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 226
Lies. make em do something stupid. one time we had an epic convo about getting face shots. he though i was talking bout pornstar face shot. some giggles.
Oct 14 2010 8:31PM
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fcskier27
Posts: 736 - Karma: 11
TAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! then fart really loud
Oct 14 2010 8:31PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
nice
Oct 14 2010 9:10PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
Depends, at my two home mountains in NY i ride lifts with racers when im lapping the park, so my friend and i just rip on the racers and make things awkward for them. We hold debates too on the ski lifts like; If you had lesbo parents what one would you call Mom?
Oct 14 2010 9:13PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
put another quarter in if it stops, yelling very odd things but for beautiful women pretend we are from the uk and caress them with our incredibly well presented accents
Oct 14 2010 9:16PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
hahhhahaha, gonna do this now and feel cool for like 5 minutes.
Oct 14 2010 9:18PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
Another one is if your on a triple chair, get you and another friend to go on opposites of the chair and force the single into the middle. Then once on the lift start making gay comments and hit on the guy in the middle. Either they will laugh or get really awkward.
Oct 14 2010 9:22PM
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midnightmaurader
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
whenever im on the chairlift goin through the park we see a snowboarder try some lame ass shit and yell "is that shaune white"
Oct 14 2010 9:29PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i ask for advice all the time. my favorite is if i get on with a couple of like middle aged guys ill ask them "so, this kinda beat chick wants to fuck me, and i mean i want to fuck her too, just go to town on that ass, but i think my friends will make fun of me and i just dont know what to do..."
Oct 14 2010 9:30PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
just looking at them is a fun time, just look and don't say anything. works even better if you have on super mirrored goggles
Oct 14 2010 9:34PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
i like to ask people how to get to Chad's Gap when i ski Alta
Oct 14 2010 9:35PM
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squawshredder
Posts: 129 - Karma: 15
whenever we get on a chair with girls, me and my buddy start talkin about xgames and bag on womens slopestyle. then one of us turns and says, "womens slope is a joke, if only there were events for cooking, cleaning and dick sucking"

always makes for an awkward ride
Oct 14 2010 9:37PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
sounds like YOU GOT TROLLED





Weekend skiing is always the day after a party, so whoever gets on the chair with us gets to hear us trying to piece together last night, and hear all the grimy stories
Oct 14 2010 9:42PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304

My girls and I usually pick on everyone around us. And we yell really immature things from the lift. Like some snowboard guy had a whole outfit that looked like newspaper, so we of course had to yell "did someone loose their newspaper"? Or people all dressed in camo, "dude someone just lost their snowboard, it's going down the hill" or snowbunnys with their boyfriends. So if your ever at Stevens Pass and two girls are gettin on your case for something, just yell random obscenitys.

 I need an adult!

Oct 14 2010 10:15PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
We be friends???
Oct 14 2010 10:20PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
we play the food game because we dont eat lunch and ski all day, we pretty much come up with the best combos like; steak, mashed potatos, salad, bread, and green beans. i dont know weird shit like that, and whenever there is someone we dont knnow on the chair we have an awkward moment, see if we can make it to the top without anyone saying anything while someone we dont know is just chilling.
Oct 14 2010 10:24PM
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openmindportrait
Posts: 1157 - Karma: 818
Once at Crystal Mt i had a guy drunk out of his mind talking to us about how u can jump of the lifts at Mt Baker and after saying that he fell off the lift about 40 feet into powder then rolled into a creek. later the ski patrol couldnt get him out because his jacket was ripped on a tree once taken down to the lodge he swore at some cops and got arrested

Oct 14 2010 10:26PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Me and my friends definitly talk about some crazy shit. One time my friend was riding up the lift with a major douch who had a mirror attached to his helmet and this skis with liquid and ball berrings in them to supposivly" Counter balance weight." Which were desinged by NASA. But I enjoy making the ride extremely akward when riding with gapers.
Oct 14 2010 11:00PM
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purps
Posts: 468 - Karma: 30
it's also fun to make up random facts that seem somewhat believable and just casually say to a friend something along the lines of "did you know that the ceo of intrawest makes 2 mil a year?"
Oct 14 2010 11:03PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I once rode with this guy who apparently works in the office at the mountain. He blazed with us while downing some vodka, and proceeded to lap the park with a beer in his hand and a smoke in his mouth. champion
Oct 14 2010 11:03PM
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.Midwest
Posts: 493 - Karma: 22
The best times we had on lifts is finding big ice chunks and hiding them under our coat. Then on the ride we try to get them stuck on the lifts going the other way.
Oct 14 2010 11:17PM
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Lemuel
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It's also really fun to have normal conversations!
Oct 14 2010 11:17PM
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.Midwest
Posts: 493 - Karma: 22
Forgot to add something: One time, a gaper on the lift in front of us lost his ski because he didn't even know how to get on a damn chairlift. So we had to carry it up. And out of nowhere my friend shouts, "YOU DROPPED IT!?" They all turn around and were laughing so hard.
Oct 14 2010 11:20PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,459
I've seen those skis before, they're retarded. I usually ask them if his NASA skis make him good enough to ski as fast as me on my normal skis and then ski away.

Shitty conversation I last season:
I got stuck on a chairlift with my private lesson teaching a 8 year old with this rude Texan. The guy kept telling me I should join the army so I "can become a real man". I told him I don't support the war so why should I join it? And asked him if real men judged people for their life decisions and who would be doing all the work to keep the ski runs open for him if everybody just up and left to become his subjective opinion of a "real man". Needless to say he started yelling at me with my kid right there, about how i'm a worthless hippie and not a real american. He then proceeded to rant about the "A-Rabs" and how they're all evil scum. I was so fucking pissed but since i was in uniform and had a young student with me, i couldn't do anything about it but be polite and take his shit.
Oct 14 2010 11:21PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
One of my friends always makes chick orgasm sounds. The highlight was when a guy looked up and skied into a rail because of it. Also, we try to convince people that the moguls are manmade bumps that they store in the summer.
Oct 14 2010 11:26PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
When i was on the chairlift with Bishop at windells i was sitting next to this random guy and his girlfriend, and i just pretended to kind of nod off and completely pass out on the random dude next to me. Freaked him out a shit ton haha
Oct 14 2010 11:31PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
When i was on the chairlift with Bishop at windells i was sitting next to this random guy and his girlfriend, and i just pretended to kind of nod off and completely pass out on the random dude next to me. Freaked him out a shit ton haha
Oct 14 2010 11:32PM
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i.am.green.man.
Posts: 220 - Karma: 48
chairlifts are the greatest. we typically just talk about how were starting to create a meth lab, or about anything fucked up.
Oct 14 2010 11:41PM
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bob_ham
Posts: 897 - Karma: 11
asking gapers what thye can do
Oct 18 2010 10:46PM
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clark.
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There's this guy at our mountain that coaches the college race team. End up riding the lift with him now and then, and each time I get to hear a different story from his past. All the stories are about banging various girls and most of them have important life lessons.

Very funny and interesting conversations.
Oct 18 2010 10:59PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
"those are some big skis you got there! you could go water skiing on those! and look at those graphics, isn't skiing peaceful, why have skulls on your skis?"
"um...im not the artist, so idk"
not talk to rest of the lift

^typical convo at my local hill with 50+ year old gapers
Oct 18 2010 11:02PM
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special-J
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I am in fact a professional gaper hunter, I tend to focus on the chair and not talk.
Oct 19 2010 1:36AM
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hoodratz47
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when ever the chair stops suddenly and rolls back i scream WERE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE" and pretend to jump off. or i talk about roll backs and how they happen all the time.

rollback


me and my friends will sing Kiss from a rose by seal. in fucking harmony.

and ill bullshit and say i'm from New Hampshire and have never skied on volcano before.

found this.... happens all the time.

Oct 19 2010 4:33AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
I met the love of my life on a chairlift in whistler, we spoke for like half an hour cause the chair broke down.... i never asked her name... and as it was a pow day i didnt go riding with her.

Alas i am back in europe and shall never see her again.


Sad times :(
Oct 19 2010 5:33AM
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Jthon74
Posts: 399 - Karma: 19
Katchup packets squeezed into the center of snowballs. Damn we were ruthless. Thn ketchup filled snowballs turned into pipe hits and flask sips
Oct 19 2010 10:13AM
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Mr_pretzel
Posts: 4616 - Karma: 1,290
You gotta say the most fucked up stuff like "I told her i dont give a shit that your pregnant i am still going to beat the shit out of you".
Oct 19 2010 10:26AM
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snowking249
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Haha thats fucked
Oct 19 2010 11:09AM
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