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Salads are dank

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katalina
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i've been eating lots of salad lately.. sooooo good.


but i'm looking for new salad recipes because i only know of a couple.
so do any of you NS members like salad? and what are some good salad combinations?

inb4 stupid thread/this thread sucks. etc.
Oct 14 2010 3:37PM
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Lemuel
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First off, vegetables just suck in general, let alone a whole plate full of only vegetables. I prefer me some steak, or any other type of non pansy food. And fruit, but no veggies.
Oct 14 2010 5:32PM
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B-runge
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no one needs to hear the fucking denotation of dank because it is commonly used where i live in the way she used it.
you just suck
Oct 14 2010 5:36PM
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thisandthatfilms
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throw some chicken or steak in there? damn hommie you got a bomb ass salad
Oct 14 2010 5:37PM
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BootySpunk.
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I already had you at 10.
Oct 14 2010 5:38PM
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theWIZARD
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throw some different flavored chicken on it like buffalo chicken or something a little more manly like steak and bacon
Oct 14 2010 5:40PM
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Freshbakedbread
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Lettuce Hearts and Thousand Island!!!!

and Avacado Tomatoe Balsamic Lettuce

or Tomatoe Avacado and Mozarella!!!! sooo good
Oct 14 2010 5:41PM
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neutralzombie
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no, dank salads suck. stop being so sandy.
Oct 14 2010 5:47PM
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katalina
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i always wondered why people hated on you all the time. now i know why.
Oct 14 2010 5:48PM
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Big_Spence
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hahahahahaha fucking marry me please.
Oct 14 2010 5:51PM
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neutralzombie
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because being called out on misusing an english word is embarrassing? calm down.
Oct 14 2010 5:53PM
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katalina
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hahahaha i didn't misuse it. you should be embarrassed for failing to understand that some words are very versatile... i.e. DANK.
Oct 14 2010 5:55PM
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katalina
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and jenifa, nothing you ever do/say will embarrass me. don't flatter yourself... you're irrelevant.
Oct 14 2010 5:56PM
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Milksteak
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Fuck off please....Seriously, just stop. You are surrounded by a very large group of people who use these words in many different ways. She can use it however the fuck she wants...Don't worry about it so much.
Oct 14 2010 5:56PM
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neutralzombie
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cool, but until that gets into the oxford dictionary my high horse won't be convinced.
Oct 14 2010 5:57PM
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blindside
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salads can be manly..


Oct 14 2010 6:00PM
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katalina
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perfect. seeing as matching your standards doesn't happen to be one of my goals in life, i think i'm good.


dank dank dank dank dank
Oct 14 2010 6:02PM
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howlongcanausern
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should really use e.g. in this situation
Oct 14 2010 6:08PM
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BootySpunk.
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ITT: People defending OP because she is a more attractive girl than Jenifa.

Also people hating on Jenifa for no reason.
Oct 14 2010 6:10PM
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B-runge
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jennifer do you know what a connotation is?

quit being so literal and take the dictionary out of your ass you toad
Oct 14 2010 6:22PM
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quesadillaman.
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QUESADILLLAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 14 2010 6:26PM
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MatRich
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did anyone offer to toss her salad yet? I cant do it, I have a girlfriend
Oct 14 2010 6:29PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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What I get every day at school. Lettuce, carrots, hardboiled eggs, chicken, turkey, black beans, sprouts, caesar dressing. its to die for
Oct 14 2010 7:52PM
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neutralzombie
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If you want to get into it. Most words have a corration between their connotations. Calling something good by using a word that means basically unappealing is pretty stupid in itself. But that's my opinion. And I'm glad everyone thinks I'm such a terrible person especially in light of someone who behaves like you. Inb4 waste of my time, useless name calling and this thread getting deleted. Thanks for keeping a disucssion clean once again ns.
Oct 14 2010 8:07PM
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KatyPerry.
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this is my favourite salad of all time. its so fucking good. walnuts are better than almonds though, and you gotta get really nice goat cheese if you're going to do it right. i could probably eat that every day for the rest of my life.
Oct 14 2010 8:08PM
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84891jnf92048
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i just ate a salad.
Oct 14 2010 8:09PM
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hellomynameisjef
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dont think i dont see what you fucking did there
Oct 14 2010 8:10PM
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KatyPerry.
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ps. i think Jenifa should fuck off
Oct 14 2010 8:11PM
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katalina
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you could have stated your opinion instead of posting the definition.. people use words in all different ways, with different connotations.

in some cultures.. being called a bitch isn't demeaning it's a term of endearment (source: VH1 hip hop wives) hahaha

just because it doesn't satisfy YOU doesn't mean its wrong. and i understand that it's just your opinion... but your initial delivery sucked.

and if you want people to stop hating on you, then stop giving them a reason to hate.
Oct 14 2010 8:18PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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HONEY MUSTARD AND BACON BITS
Oct 14 2010 8:19PM
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jamodeo
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green salad wiff fried chicken strips mmmmm hit it wit a lil ceaser shits TASTY
Oct 14 2010 9:00PM
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Big_Spence
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ITP: 100% truth.
Oct 14 2010 9:58PM
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B-runge
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well obviously

and im not defending tho op

she is my nemesis
Oct 14 2010 10:03PM
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katalina
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nemesis definition:
1.
something that a person cannot conquer, achieve.
2.
an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome.


oh wait, my name isn't jenifa?
Oct 14 2010 10:10PM
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B-runge
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haha i know the actual definition (good jennifa stab btw, lul)

but i grew up with nemesis equaling mortal enemy
Oct 14 2010 10:16PM
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katalina
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yeah, that's what it's generally used as and i think almost everyone should know that. haha i just couldn't help myself.

Oct 14 2010 10:18PM
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ECB
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There's a Wendy's on campus where I go to school, and a meal swipe for the dining hall can be traded for a combo meal, or a salad. I love Wendy's salads. Apple Pecan and Baja are my two favorite. Google the fuck out of them, they can't be that hard to make.
Oct 14 2010 10:23PM
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IdaHomie
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you must have worked in some bad restaurants, most places that are considered 'classy' around here are privately owned, and i know the same goes for most major cities.
Oct 15 2010 1:03AM
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Big_Spence
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oh no the classy ones are all privately owned, but i don't consider it fair to group them with your run-of-the-mill $6 sandwich shops yaknowhatdaimean?
Oct 15 2010 1:17AM
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dmc12380
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any green leaf salad with dried cranberrieis and rasberry vinnegtette
Oct 15 2010 1:26AM
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Balto
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this, marry him please
Oct 15 2010 1:28AM
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cooper.fry
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I don't hate you, let's have sex.
Oct 15 2010 1:37AM
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IdaHomie
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yah i hear ya, im talking more along the lines of fine dining i guess, you know a couple courses a meal.
Oct 15 2010 1:38AM
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Big_Spence
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alright well i'm currently employeed by such a place.
you can check out the head chefs blog if you'd like:

http://grazecatering.blogspot.com/
Oct 15 2010 3:03AM
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Theenterprise
Posts: 60 - Karma: 10

for an easy but good salad dressing

1/3 lemon juice

2/3 olive oil

and a bunch of mint

Oct 15 2010 3:11AM
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soulskier
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lettuce con chopped boiled egg, bacon, croutons, sunflower seeds,all topped off with french dressing...whenever i eat "healthy" i take it to a point of unhealthy
Oct 15 2010 3:18AM
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IdaHomie
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looks fantastic, I guess I'm just curious as to why you would trust Olive Garden's salad mix over one's mix at an establishment such as yours or any other fine dining restaurant for that matter.
Oct 15 2010 5:24AM
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.frenchy
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Once again Jenifa makes herself look like a tard
Oct 15 2010 6:46AM
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AOTEAROA
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It's KIWI FRUIT! no just kiwi, otherwise you're eating a small flightless bird or me.
Oct 15 2010 8:26AM
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