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oh em gee the season finale was funny

she hadd cleavage for the first time ever in the 'swan' skit

that kinda sucks that jimmy fallon isnt gonna be back. The olsen twins were hot, but they were in a skit where they both had cramps at the same time.




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

yeah, fallon is one of the few reasons i watch that show. Morgan, Kattan, Ferrell, Hammond, Sanz, and Fallon were the only reasons why i watched it.



'Bert your yelling again...'

i was going to watch it, but for some reason my NBC channel didn't have sound.

i saw it and i thought the same thing, usually they are smoking hot... what happened?


FEMALE HORMONES FOUND IN BEER
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beereach to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary

haha femine horomones are in beer....hahaha....thats going on my away message.

i love SNL, and yes the twins are annoying.



Farp for Life.


'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

mary kate looked weird and so did ashley but not as much.

-Michael Lifshitz-

something weird happened to them, their rail thin





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy

i know, i think they either became drug addicts or annorexic cuz they kinda had that look

and i hink their whore cause at the end they werte like 'in 2 months we're legal' didnt see that 1 coming

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE