Replying to men in the bathroom list

1. EXCITABLE:

Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. SOCIABLE:

Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3. NOSEY:

Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4. TIMID:

Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he had already, comes back later.

5. INDIFFERENT:

All urinals being used, pisses in the sink.

6. CLEVER:

No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor.

7. WORRIED:

Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8. FRIVOLOUS:

Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

9. ABSENT-MINDED:

Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. CHILDISH:

Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.

11. SNEAKY:

Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in the next stall will get blamed.

12. PATIENT:

Stands very close for a long time, reads newspaper with free hand.

13. DESPARATE:

Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14. TOUGH:

Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

15. EFFICIENT:

Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16. FAT:

Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoes.

17. LITTLE:

Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18. DRUNK:

Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19. DISGRUNTLED:

Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20. CONCEITED:

Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

21. IMPATIENT:

Always in a hurry, pisses down back of guy using urinal in front of him.

22. HUNTER:

Gets out of camper, unzips fly, steps of cliff, never pisses, but does scare the shit out of himself.

23. WITHDRAWN:

Places feet in urinal, pisses down leg, thus eliminate noise.

24. CROSS-EYED:

Looks into urinal to the left, pisses into one in the center, flushes one on the right.

25. CURIOUS:

Looks over at neighbor, pisses in neighbor's pocket.

26. COMPETITIVE:

Stands back, and challenges others to distance contest.

27. SHOW OFF:

Stands with back to urinal, and slings tool over shoulder.

28. CONFUSED:

Woman in wrong washroom wondering what's with the funny sinks.



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