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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
Well, today sucked my fat cock. I was going to go kayaking, but all my friends bailed, saying they have to much homework. Tonight, I was gonna go see a movie, but now my friends are too tired. WTF is wrong with all my pussy friends?!




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
May 15 2004 9:34PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
get new friends


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JOEI


GIRLS OF NS represent
May 15 2004 9:36PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
friends are overrated anyway


-> Colleen
..Moore Steeze..
May 15 2004 9:40PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
david, i totally know what youre talking about. today my best friends were supposed to go to the mall with me, but neither of them would pick up their phones all day, and so im driving over to the park with my boyfriend at 7 to play soccer, and who do i see drive by? both of them. then i called one and left a message thanking her for ditching me, and she called me back apoligizing and i was just like, 'i really dont want to talk right now because i was always taught that if i dont have anything nice to say, then i shouldnt say anything at all.' then i hung up. fucking gay.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 15 2004 9:40PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
my cousins are way cooler than my pussy friends.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun
May 15 2004 9:41PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
IrishDrink, that sucks, but I don't see how any day that you played soccer can be a bad day.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
May 15 2004 10:04PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
true, but ive been having a rough couple of weeks, and they were both like, oh well take you shopping and it will be awesome! so i got all stoked, but endded up going by myself. then picked the bf up.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 15 2004 10:08PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
friends are overrated


yay skiing

May 15 2004 10:53PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
go make a name on friendster.com
May 15 2004 11:00PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
I am sorry your friends suck.Mine are great.
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Sick and Tired.
May 15 2004 11:02PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
ya, the people i'm hanging around with now are awesome. my old friends who go to the same school all have serious problems, so me and my best friend got fed up with them and found new people to hang out with.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
May 15 2004 11:07PM
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B-Har406
Posts: 2484 - Karma: 6
damn preps




Thongs are so hot right now
May 15 2004 11:26PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
friends are nice to have if you've got good ones like me


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-




all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis


May 15 2004 11:30PM
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Jayshonz
Posts: 227 - Karma: 7
i think you should set up a huge ass stereo nex to their face while their sleepin and blast some crazy loud music and then shoot them.
or not shoot them.
May 15 2004 11:35PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
holy fuck, irishdrinks a chick!

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests

In case you hadn't noticed, this is newschoolers.com, not niceschoolers.com -Jib_This, to a whiney bitch, bitching about how much we bitch
May 15 2004 11:37PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
fuckem...get new friends that dont smoke weed all day. why bother


When in doubt...FSI


...fuckin send it


work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
May 15 2004 11:38PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
I know, shock of the century. you should have seen my reaction when i found out!


I dont want a large Farva!
May 16 2004 1:07AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
so... you single?

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
May 16 2004 9:30PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
what a bad question.





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 16 2004 9:34PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
friends of the opposite sex are reliable but most everyone of my friends exceptm one (ns member 'thehellmuth' are so fuckin lame and unfunny



RIDEblunt
May 31 2004 7:50PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
atleast you have friends.. i don't have any friends... and the sad thing is i'm not kidding



And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
May 31 2004 7:51PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
if ur a girl u can be my friend



RIDEblunt
May 31 2004 8:12PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
bhill i imagine you as someone who is not cool



w.m.h
May 31 2004 8:15PM
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CORKED
Posts: 320 - Karma: 16
i had like 3 friends in highschool cuz my school was 800 hicks, and me and my friends. then one killed himself, and then i got high and watched tv. but i have a shitload of really good friends at school (college)


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E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
May 31 2004 8:15PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
My friends were great, but I got a little too crazy when I was drunk not too long ago (i.e stuff that's not even funny when you talk about it afterwards and that endangers your life) now so they've kinda stopped invinting me to a few parties as punishment...

But they've invited me to the next one, so its all ok.
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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
May 31 2004 8:35PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
How crazy.....


VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
May 31 2004 9:17PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you


Fuck You
May 31 2004 9:20PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
Naw man... don't trust those knot-tiers. They don't hold.

Man.. all you that have posted seriously make me happy! Funny.



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To join 'WE RIDE BIKES' PM bakerlocal
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To join 'THE HOCKEY CULT' PM con_cept (me)
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May 31 2004 9:23PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
I am that friend that ditches ppl do sumthin better!! Sucks but i like it!




...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
May 31 2004 9:30PM
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CORKED
Posts: 320 - Karma: 16
^^ not cool...

once upon a time,
you were a shallow dipshit.

the end.


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E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it
May 31 2004 9:46PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
people do indeed suck
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
May 31 2004 9:48PM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
'once upon a time,
you were a shallow dipshit.

the end.'

HAHAHA I LOVE IT!



And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .
So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
May 31 2004 9:48PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Ellerman imaghine you as a geek who gets a girl friend or sum stupid shit over the internet and spends all your time on Cokemusic.com///.. queer



RIDEblunt
Jun 1 2004 8:55AM
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