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Shrek 2

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lizziebeth
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i can't freaking wait. it comes out on a wednesday which is weird. i hope it lives up to the first, but i'm a little skeptical. sequals rarely do. thoughts anyone?

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May 15 2004 3:05PM
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Swirly999
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the plot of it sounds really really stupid, but i bet itll be pretty entertaining



It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright
May 15 2004 3:07PM
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bubblegum
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Quite looking forward to it, i think your right though the second wont be as good as the first.
May 15 2004 3:59PM
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Gdawg3
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It's gonna be awesome. When does it come out though?


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May 15 2004 8:37PM
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probert10
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cartoons and digitally animated movies kick ass


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May 16 2004 2:08AM
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Vtsnowski
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i just watched some show on it on VH1 it looks pretty good



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May 16 2004 1:27PM
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D-40
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i watched that show on vh1 too. it was pretty sweet. i cant wait to see it though
May 16 2004 5:50PM
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lizziebeth
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it's supposed to come out this wednesday, may 19th.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

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May 16 2004 6:01PM
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lizziebeth
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saw it last night. pretty funny, but the plot sucked which i expected. lots of adult humor and satire about other movies and people. i liked it. anyone else see it yet?

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May 20 2004 2:02PM
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Ski-hobo
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Antonio Banderas is Puss-in-Boots. Watch the trailer
May 20 2004 2:31PM
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jumpman
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it looks funny


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May 21 2004 3:45PM
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D.Willy
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i saw it last night, it was funny as hell.





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May 22 2004 9:29AM
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roxysister360
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i saw it today..it was hialrious. not as good as the first, but stil pretty good

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May 22 2004 10:32PM
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May 22 2004 10:38PM
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SKItheBURG
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i hate it cus i work in a movie theater and all of the fricken little kids trash the place and i have to clean up the mess.

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May 22 2004 11:51PM
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t-roy
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a bunch of my friends have seen it, they said it is funny, but really dumb. i chose not to see it because the only thing from the first part i liked was the donkey
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May 23 2004 1:29PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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I went with a female so I had no choice, and as much as my big bad masculine side wants to tell you I thought it blew, I kinda liked it. It was funny.


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May 23 2004 3:56PM
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Ryno
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IT'S A THONG!


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May 23 2004 4:23PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i thought it was funnier than the first one.


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May 23 2004 4:24PM
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homestead
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shrek 2, thats a lame name. how about the fellowship of the donkey. how about we never see donkey again. shrek 2, thats a great name


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May 23 2004 5:42PM
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probert10
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It was way better than the first


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May 24 2004 1:02AM
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freeskiing04
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oh man it was so good
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May 24 2004 4:38AM
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4frntskier_51
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shereck 2 beats the 1st one by far the thong part with pinochio was the best
jordan zager :-)
May 25 2004 12:39PM
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freeskiing04
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funny how the cat had a voice but screeched like a cat
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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 25 2004 12:41PM
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lizziebeth
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the catnip part was hilarious.

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-Ben Bormann
May 25 2004 3:56PM
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*Nefarious*
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i thought it was so damn hilarious, i was high, but none the less it cracked me up. puss in boots was the funniest fer sure


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May 25 2004 4:22PM
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kbc720
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it was soold out for all times when i tried to go
May 25 2004 5:02PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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yeah the catnip part in Knights was awesome.
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May 25 2004 6:57PM
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wrenegade
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yeah it was damn hilarious.





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May 25 2004 11:02PM
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wrenegade
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yeah it was damn hilarious.





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May 25 2004 11:03PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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it was pretty good, it was aweomse how 'kyle' the cheauffeur at the beginning looked like Prince.
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May 26 2004 4:55PM
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dead
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i heard it even spoofed the first movie, im still going to see it though...


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May 26 2004 7:36PM
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Shaggy
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i liked as much, if not more than the first. there were alot more spoofs on other movies, which were hilarious. the thong part was good, and i liked when the giant ginger bread man was sinking into the moat and said 'be good', sorta a spoof on terminator 2 when he's sinking into the lava. Puss was awesome and by far the cutest thing i've ever seen, especially towards the end when he said he was going to repay his debt to shrek by holding off the guards.
May 26 2004 11:03PM
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lizziebeth
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the 'be good' thing is kind of a spoof on e.t., too.

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'That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so.'

-Ben Bormann
May 27 2004 2:17PM
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Ski-hobo
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I just say it, it was really funny.
May 31 2004 12:44AM
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KillerMonkey
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did anyone notice the starbucks part




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Jun 1 2004 4:35PM
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Muteman
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yeah it was so funny. I wanted to kill that fairygodmother bitch.
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Jun 1 2004 5:36PM
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Jun 1 2004 9:13PM
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D-40
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noooooooo


ITS A THONG
Jun 1 2004 9:50PM
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skier04
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hahaha I saw shrek 2 and I laughed sooo hard, the first one is still better though... awww it was so cute when puss in boots would look up with his big eyes and look sad... everyone in the theatre was like 'AWWWW!' yah, that thong part was funny, but I hated the fairy godmother she was just annoying*
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Jun 9 2004 5:50PM
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homestead
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they also had burger king,old navy , and banana republic in the land far far away. donkey clicking his mouth on the ride there was funny but the thong part with pinochio was funny and then the pinochio tribute to michael jackson. soo funny. no not the gumdrop buttons


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Jun 9 2004 6:18PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I thought it sucked. And I thought the first one sucked too. Actually, now that I think of it I hate that kind of humor in general.





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Jun 9 2004 7:20PM
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Bhayter10
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I thought it was so funny, and definitely better than the first one. They knew how to make it really funny in this one, the first one they were sorta holding back a bit i think, but in 2 they wen't all out and it was great.



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Jun 10 2004 3:24AM
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mark.p
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it was quite awesome... i enjoyed it
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Jun 10 2004 11:40PM
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Mattman
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Yea I saw the Starbucks part hahahaahahahah
they ran to the other one aross the street


Great movie



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Jun 16 2004 3:20PM
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op14
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Shrek 2 was a great movie
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