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I want to but a penguin

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404404
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I want one, they look kick ass.





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May 14 2004 7:25PM
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homestead
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you want to but a penguin. i hope you meant to say buy


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May 14 2004 7:26PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
yes, buy*

http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/products_penguins.php





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 14 2004 7:27PM
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freeskiing04
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lazy people's link
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May 14 2004 8:00PM
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Sinister
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It would suck for the penguin.hahaha,i can't see a penguin running through my house asking for cookies and stuff.hahaha.That was great.Penguins are better than dogs and cats ant turtles and guinea pigs combined!Go penguins!I would buy one if i lived in the artic.But i don't want him to suffer too much without water.
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May 14 2004 8:03PM
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samck89
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they dont need to be in the cold, theres warm weather penguins too, arent there
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May 14 2004 8:09PM
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Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 14 2004 8:13PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/Uploaded/5586penguin1.gif









Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 14 2004 8:14PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
they gona fuck you up





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 14 2004 8:15PM
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Sinister
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Relatively warm.They can be around places that are not necesarily that cold,I believe.But I know for sure they can't exist around mild waters,like caribbean.
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May 14 2004 8:21PM
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404404
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wow im so so bored





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 14 2004 8:28PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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sinister i thought that you can find alot of penguins on the beaches of brazil but i could be wrong. i think back in the day a teacher told me that penguins like warmer weather instead of cold weather as most people think but i could be wrong.





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May 14 2004 8:35PM
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rightcoastskier
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i saw a thing on the animal plant channel about people that owned penguins



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May 14 2004 9:24PM
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sporegasm
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I want to own a Horseshoe Crab as a pet, maybe even a descented skunk. You know how soft and fluffy these skunks are. :)
May 14 2004 9:28PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i want a gorilla. imagine training it to smoke weed with you and roll huge fat ass blunts with his fat fingers. give it a note and money and have it slam it on the counter at a gas station to buy cigarettes. itd scare the fuck out of the clerk. imagine if a gorilla came in to buy cigarettes, put both its fists on te counter and just stared at you. thatd be awesome.
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
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May 14 2004 9:32PM
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Sinister
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^you stole my idea....I hate you!I wanted to go to the Congo and smoke the gorilas in the mist.It would be great.Why?Why did you steal my idea?WHY!!!???
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May 14 2004 9:33PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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hahaha. we can buy them together. we can all be roomates and smoke together. no one would fuck with us because we have 2 gorillas on our side.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
May 14 2004 9:35PM
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Sinister
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And ridetweaks,i highly doubt the existence of penguins in Brazil.Maybe your teacher bullshitted you.Or maybe not.Do some research in google,the greatest thing on the net available for free!
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May 14 2004 9:36PM
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mark.p
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theres penguins in australia... and one of the big performers in las vegas has penguins but i can't remember that guy's name


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May 14 2004 9:38PM
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Sinister
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Hey great idea Derek.You pay for the house and I pay for the Gorillas and i'll take care of brining them.Then,we'll proceed to teach them marihuana grow techniques,and then,how to roll joints,and then,how to kill and destroy unwanted persons,and then...and then I could sell the weed and buy gorilla food with it.I heard they sell it in BIG BADGES OF YELLOW BANANAS!
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May 14 2004 9:39PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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hell yea. we gotta have a guy and a girl though, just so they dont get sex deprived. and we can have a gorilla family.
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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
May 14 2004 9:41PM
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lineskier10
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i want a pet snow leopard that follows me around while i ski and stuff, and it would be able to hunt small animals, scare the shit out of people, be fun to play with, and impress chicks like crazQY

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May 14 2004 11:38PM
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jibtastic
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i want a fucking FERRET.
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May 15 2004 12:40AM
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3ski6guy0
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me and kellz are starting a penguin farm. its already planned out. then we are breeding them and using htem to take over the world.


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May 15 2004 12:47AM
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mattster
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imagine bieng trampled to death by 10,000 stampeeding pinguins
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May 15 2004 3:52PM
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