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How to have the best party?

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TheDude
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My parents just informed they will not be home in two weeks. big deal you might say, but guess what night it is?

yes its homecoming. I see so much potential for that evening. besides your typical party stuff, what should i do to ensure an epic night?

15 years ago
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hanksy
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If it's really obvious that a party is goin down at your house, put a sign up out front that says something like 'we'll miss you johnny', or something clever. For example, if you disguise your house as a going away party for a Marine going to Iraq, as long as you can act decently cops would immediately dismiss any problems.
15 years ago
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7-3instacall
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invite hard drugs
15 years ago
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Inbred_Redneck
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Black lights are a must.

Lots of Techn9ne, Dubstep, Lady Gaga, and Deadmau5 and Lil John

Alcohol of course

Glowsticks

A strobe or two.


Lots of bleach and stain remover for the morning.

15 years ago
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Barefootin_Fiend
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Cover all of your carpet and furniture in plastic. Lock up all of the valuables. Make a huge cooler of Jungle Juice and spike it with a lot of fruit punch flavored energy drinks. Don't tell anyone that you did it. You'll have people going all night. :)
15 years ago
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MrPanda
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big.ass.speakers.
15 years ago
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123+ski
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this and $5 cover
15 years ago
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Schlop
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this, you can't plan "THE" party. It just turns into "the" party from all the crazy shit that happens. Leading to what I said before- Way too much alcohol, way too many people, and way too many women
15 years ago
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Squishmitten
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wap. lots of wap.
15 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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This comment was made about 11 years too soon. We admire your vision, and hope you enjoy that it has now come to fruition.
Squishmittenwap. lots of wap.
4 years ago
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H_up
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Was the party fire tho?
4 years ago
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zues
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blow
4 years ago
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qazwsxedc34
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Have an all boys tub party
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