so i been doin lots of shit mainly fuckin wit tha bitches and gettin dat paper. but evry once in a lil while i'll hit ya'll up wit some life expierence and stories. numba one rule dnot be a lil bitchand dont be pretendin ya'll kno me if yall just a lil bitch ass kid. dis stories is fo tha homies dat got me wit respekt and suport back wehn i be on dis shit alot mo often when i got kickd out my house and had to chill and sleep in tha local library.
aventure 1: trip to isla vista
so my homies hit me up a lil while back and we decide to head down fo tha weeken to hella sick party spot by tha name of isla vista. if you aint been here dont be tryin to act like you kno. ya'll lil kids don't kno how to party til ya'll get to cali. so anyway we get dere but i be broke at that time cause i fucked up my car when i was drivin drunk and i gotta pay back my mom.
so anyway we get down ther and i aint go bunks. so how am i suposed to get the beer from the lil kids? i bring tha special shit and since it be gettin near haloween i get some fake cop shit. i come up wid dis outfit in order to look like i be a undercova cop. check dis shit
so we be cruisin tha streets of IV and we be seein all tha kids with beer and botles and shit. so i flash tha mag light on dem and say i be a cop and boom! we gots more liqua the we kno what to do wit. we conficated hella from kids who were hella scared. plus we be walkin tha street and dere be dis party out onto tha street and dis bitch put her camera down on top of tha car. so i grab dat shit but i guess some lil snitch saw me and told dat bitchs boyfren. so dis fool come up and be like "hey did you see dis camera" and i flashed my badge and i said "does it look like I'd take it?! i'm a cop" so he got hella scared and i got a free camera. i forgot to mentien dat i also got fake handcuffs. so we found dis drunk as lil kid and i rushed his ass and put him in tha cuffs. he was cryin cause he was scared and he thought tha cuffs were real. so i pretended i needed to look at his wallet to see his ID so i reach in and grab it but i dont give a fuck about tha ID. dis lil kids had 45 bunks in cash in his wallet so i took tha money and let dat fool go. he was hella drunk so he was jus hella happy he didnt go to jail hahah.
so now dat i got my bunks and i gots my booz its time to get to tha parties. so we roll into dis party and HELLA fine bitches. so i be gettin fcked up makin moves on one of dem when next thing i know my homie is scrapin wit some fool so i go back him up and i deck dis fool in tha face. out cold in one hit. i dont know what happen but we be runnin away from dis house before tha real cops show up. done deal we hit up dis bitch we knew who live down there. fucked dis bitch hella hard to end tha night. hella big tits breh. all in all good shit all around.
respekts lil homies watch out for the future i be droppin mo shit on ya'll. one mo thing some fool tryin to pretend bein me but he jus some bitch ass lil kid.
