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Walmart 101

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ski93
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what are the 3 randomest things you can buy at Walmart. I don't care what they are as long as you can actually buy them at Walmart.
Oct 9 2010 10:24PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
this just sounds like a good time
Oct 10 2010 11:49AM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
my friend wen in and bought metal coat hangers, vaseline, and rubber gloves. The lady gave him this look, and he made a comment about a DIY project and something else under his breath. the cashier was almost crying
Oct 10 2010 11:50AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
haha, i love it when the casher lady feels bad about selling you stuff. like when you buy a knife and a rodent trap.
Oct 10 2010 11:56AM
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Been.stick
Posts: 436 - Karma: 491
animal crackers.
shotgun
Bourbon
Oct 10 2010 12:02PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
A box of Magnums
chocolate sauce
a gun
Oct 10 2010 12:09PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
dunkaroos
garden hose
motor oil.
Oct 10 2010 12:40PM
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spkillah.
Posts: 350 - Karma: 13
gas caskets
matches
lots of cough syrup
Oct 10 2010 12:43PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
adult feety pajamas
old spice shirts/sweatshirts
coozies with stupid not funny sayings on them
Oct 10 2010 12:43PM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
hahaha i loled
Oct 10 2010 12:47PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,880
Not mine but...
A nice suit
An axe
Genesis Album 'Duke'
Oct 10 2010 12:52PM
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ARH
Posts: 117 - Karma: 14

1. Tuxido Boxers (a friend of mine bought them)

2. Lube

3. Halo Reach

Oct 10 2010 12:58PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
pregnancy test
baseball bat
garbage bag
Oct 10 2010 1:02PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
bottle of ketchup
hamburger buns
lube
Oct 10 2010 1:05PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
ya i forgot it was 4 things actually, he got a pregnancy test too
Oct 10 2010 1:08PM
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Mr_W00
Posts: 164 - Karma: 12
easy cheese
toothbrush
water
Oct 10 2010 2:48PM
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ARH
Posts: 117 - Karma: 14
this is the same as any gas station or 7/11.  personally i don't find this wierd...
Oct 10 2010 3:24PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363

cough syrup, listerine, hand lotion

Oct 10 2010 4:31PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
u 13?
Oct 10 2010 4:35PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
pregnancy test
lube
coat hangers
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condoms
a gerbil
swiss cheese
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stuffed animals
a gun
lots of sudafed and cough syrup

Oct 10 2010 4:41PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
these are legit, each of these combinations would be hilarious
Oct 10 2010 5:36PM
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coopsteeez
Posts: 185 - Karma: 11
hand lotion
tissues
little girls halloween costume
Oct 19 2010 5:06PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5432 - Karma: 11,820
all of the ones having to do with abortion are uncreative and disturbing.

helmet
watermelon
bungee cord
Oct 19 2010 5:26PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
soccer ball
cleats
shin guards
Oct 19 2010 5:35PM
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HippieLetuce420
Posts: 48 - Karma: 10

tampons, shredded coconut, and a stuffed barney.

Oct 19 2010 5:37PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51629 - Karma: 162,075
sewing needles.
goodnights
machete
Oct 19 2010 5:40PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Rope
Stool
Wall Hook
Oct 19 2010 5:53PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
vinager
handcuffs
box cutter
Oct 19 2010 5:56PM
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nellyyy
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 3,269
for whatever reason i found this particularly funny





hair gell
ky
ed hardy shirt
Oct 19 2010 6:08PM
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morpheus
Posts: 150 - Karma: 15
1. a flare gun
2. a muffler
3. and a black face mask
Oct 19 2010 6:17PM
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morpheus
Posts: 150 - Karma: 15
COOKIES!
Oct 19 2010 6:20PM
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averyshyra
Posts: 1184 - Karma: 731
Miley Cyrus Poster
Tampons
lube.
Oct 19 2010 6:22PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Animal Costume

Lube

massive amounts of party cups
Oct 19 2010 6:28PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Toy story series

Condoms

Cookies
Oct 19 2010 6:30PM
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