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ski93
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what are the 3 randomest things you can buy at Walmart. I don't care what they are as long as you can actually buy them at Walmart.
Oct 9 2010 10:24PM
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Nobody.
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 471
Here..to freak out the register lady..

1)Hamster
2)A Knife
3)First Aid Kit
Oct 9 2010 10:33PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
hahahaha win keep em coming
Oct 9 2010 10:36PM
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nolan.
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1. A Video Camera.

2. A Box of Magnum Condoms.

3. Little Girls Underwear.

...might get the police called though...

Oct 9 2010 10:39PM
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connory998
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 34
anal lube
ski mask
candy
Oct 9 2010 10:40PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
bahaha i swear half you guys have the most creative minds but you just choose to sit at home on teh interwebz
Oct 9 2010 10:40PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
bottle of wine
bananas
k-y jelly
Oct 9 2010 10:41PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Candy
Chainsaw
Ammonia
Oct 9 2010 10:45PM
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coopsteeez
Posts: 185 - Karma: 11

1)apron
2)chainsaw
3)xxs condoms
Oct 9 2010 10:50PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
this
Oct 9 2010 10:51PM
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cooper.fry
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1. small football
2. lube
3. jaws of life
Oct 9 2010 10:52PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
Extra large cucumber
Lube
Stride Mystery Gum (Unrelated)
Oct 9 2010 10:53PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
Replace bottle of wine with box of wine, exchange bananas for grapes, and upgrade the k-y jelly to "yours and mine"
Oct 9 2010 11:43PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127
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Oct 9 2010 11:46PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
a shotgun.
ammo.
Antidepressants.
Oct 9 2010 11:47PM
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2_fadez
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shovel
rope
trash bag
Oct 9 2010 11:58PM
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muFFn
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 74
I smell multi-pager.

Preparation H

Tampons

Beer


Oct 10 2010 1:35AM
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.AR6rider.
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Clown mask

Hammer

Good Housekeeping magazine

Oct 10 2010 1:37AM
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Elmo.
Posts: 4317 - Karma: 662
knife
shampoo
bike
Oct 10 2010 1:40AM
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umkay
Posts: 86 - Karma: 12
two and a half men season 2.

condoms.

vaseline.

candles.

cheap wine, and an edward cullen pillow (yes they do sell them).
Oct 10 2010 1:45AM
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Island_skier
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a single bullet
Oct 10 2010 1:47AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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kite
watermelon
soda

all unrelated
Oct 10 2010 1:48AM
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umkay
Posts: 86 - Karma: 12
Easy.
Your picnicking with your wife and son.
All are necessities.


Now I'm going to see how many others I can solve.
Oct 10 2010 1:51AM
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Throwaway.closed
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
Cucumber
lube
twilight
Oct 10 2010 1:53AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
TV
Xbox 360
Halo reach
All unrelated.


baseball bat
sleeping bag
rope
All related

Oct 10 2010 1:53AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
ps3
lamp
single winter tire
Oct 10 2010 2:11AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,265
ps3
lamp
single winter tire
Oct 10 2010 2:12AM
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KatyPerry.
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1. "free weezy" or snookie t-shirt
2. hannah montana backpack/binder/lunchbox/plate/cutlery set
3. WOLF SHIRTS

Oct 10 2010 3:22AM
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Legion
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made me lol
Oct 10 2010 3:24AM
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GGreene
Posts: 993 - Karma: 42
inb4 page 2.

socks
sewing kit
multi-vitamins
blank cd's
potting soil
brown paper bags
eye liner
Oct 10 2010 3:42AM
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Mr.Panda
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1. Rope
2. White sheets
3. All of Obama's books
Oct 10 2010 3:45AM
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Abc567def
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a hampster
lube
exlax
Oct 10 2010 3:45AM
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Schlop
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TRUE STORY
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that night changed my life
Oct 10 2010 3:56AM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
Rope
Chair
Alarm clock
Oct 10 2010 4:30AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858

gloves

gun

can go to the bank

all in one place

Oct 10 2010 5:19AM
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Skibumsmith
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frisbee
hamster
duck tape
Oct 10 2010 5:38AM
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Testicles
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loled
Oct 10 2010 5:39AM
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Jahseph.
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PBR
Tricycle
Tylenol
Oct 10 2010 6:00AM
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Oreos
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laxatives.

hamster.

crackers.
Oct 10 2010 6:00AM
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zakaroo
Posts: 751 - Karma: 37
Cross bow
Grape soda
pregnancy test
That would make for one interesting night
Oct 10 2010 6:01AM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1401 - Karma: 701
It's not three items but I have always wondered if you bought all the ingredients for meth what would happen.
Oct 10 2010 6:03AM
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Freshbakedbread
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inb4 page 2
Oct 10 2010 10:08AM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
Marshmallows
Wart Remover
Ripstick
Oct 10 2010 10:09AM
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Raz.
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ib4 page 2

OR

page 2.
Oct 10 2010 10:12AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
A house plant
Tupperware
A shot gun
Oct 10 2010 10:14AM
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iRide1080s
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Metal Coat Hangers
Bleach
Garbage Bags
Oct 10 2010 10:21AM
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.Roockley.
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cookie monster tee
cookies
more cookies
Oct 10 2010 10:24AM
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pomme-de-terre
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this reminds me of any time i have ever bought solo cups and pong balls. the cashier knows every time.


power drill
first aid kit
brain surgery for dummies
Oct 10 2010 10:28AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 52,758
strobe light
hamburger buns
solo cups



I really did this once over the summer.
Oct 10 2010 10:32AM
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the_goose69
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marshmallows
a can of monster
lighter



reply from the cashier was you 2 behave tonight hahaha
Oct 10 2010 10:42AM
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beezey
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Glow in the dark paint
strobe lights/black lights
condoms or alcohol
Oct 10 2010 11:42AM
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