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Fake Blood

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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
So today me and a rack of kids were snortin anything we could find so we decided lets snort jello packets, its funny seeing 10 kids in a cricle in the street all snortin shit and then they look up and thier nose is all red and lips , so we snort water to get it out and it turns out best fake blood becuase we went into 7-11 and the guy asked us if we all fought and just hilarious shit , any other good stuff to use fake blood?
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Going Solo
May 13 2004 6:04PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
cool, but what were you doing snorting random shit and jello packets on a street a corne?r
May 13 2004 6:30PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
hahaha^ i was just gonna ask that to
May 13 2004 6:31PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
its fun and funny , this kid did a whole line of salt at lunch and had bloodshot eyes for the rest of the day he looks like hes on crack even b4 that
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May 13 2004 6:34PM
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end_game
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
cornstarch and food coloring
what made his eyes red?> is there something in salt that gets u high that i dont know about!!??




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May 13 2004 6:37PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
haha naah he didnt drink anything and the salt made him like geek out and i dunno hes weird not high maybe from almost crying
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Going Solo
May 13 2004 6:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you guys are fucken idiots


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 6:42PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
Kind of but it feels like a sneez and sneezes are 1/4 of an orgasm and im not gay
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Going Solo
May 13 2004 6:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so you sniff jello and salt to get a 1/4 of an orgasm? why not just jerk off and get a real orgasm


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 6:45PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
last year in science, we grinded up an eraser with an exacto knife and this guy, cam, in there snorted a line that must have been a foot long. then all day he'd blow his nose and little chunks of erasers would go everywhere.
May 13 2004 6:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
man you guys got some real issues, go spend 40 bucks for a half of blow and actually get fucked up off it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 6:46PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
............... u make as good point but im not gonna jerk off with my friendz and have a circle jerk...............or am i?
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May 13 2004 6:46PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i think a circle jerk is your top priority in this case


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 6:47PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
psssh why not steal the shit(jello) from matt persikians house and all of his liquor , which we did, and do it b4 we get drunk and why bring blow to school when u have slat packets thier?
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May 13 2004 6:48PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
its perfectly legal both circle jerk and snorting non perishable salt
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May 13 2004 6:49PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
salt and jello straight to your brain is more than likely terrible for you, blow is probably safer unless its been cut like mad


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 6:53PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
This Thread right here has taken a turn for the worse.
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May 13 2004 6:54PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
only because your an idiot


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 6:55PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
you guys got some problems if your blowing random shit





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 13 2004 6:55PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
'bump'

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May 13 2004 7:10PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha especialy salt, haha
May 13 2004 7:21PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bunch of crazy queers


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 7:22PM
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steeze_it_up
Posts: 385 - Karma: 10
salt wood sting
did ur frend get high or were his eyes just bloodshot


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
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je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)
avec du fromage(with cheese)
je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)
avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)
May 13 2004 7:24PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
pretending to do drugs is even cooler than actually doing them.


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May 13 2004 7:27PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
he just had hella blood shot eyes
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May 13 2004 7:31PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
^just to let you know i dont think anyone in this forums know who this 'matt persikians' character is. and dont mess with stef. he owns this site and you and i know because im his bitch you lil pussy cunt/
May 13 2004 7:48PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
i know no one knows him and why would i fuck Around with people i dont know?

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May 13 2004 7:51PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
ArMaDaSkiz, you fucking loser... you and your freinds have isusses
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May 13 2004 7:52PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
if thats you in ur icon please never speak again u shouldnt have a right except being ass fucked by three guys which is the right u gladly excepted
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Going Solo
May 13 2004 7:54PM
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ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
eww u and ur haircut ur ugly as fuck dude grow a pair
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May 13 2004 8:13PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
lateralis is cause hes a little 12 year old bitch
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May 13 2004 8:37PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
This thread took a turn for the worse when you clicked Post...
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Way to many people have Lat in their sig.

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May 13 2004 8:44PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Oh Man...you did not just say that about lat...


I dont want a large Farva!
May 13 2004 8:48PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
back to the topic on hand...chocolate syrup and red food die makes PERFECT fake blood



-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
May 13 2004 8:56PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i agree with Lat here,you boys are not smart.



Farp for Life.


'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'
May 13 2004 9:12PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
i agree with Lat here,you boys are not smart.



Farp for Life.


'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'
May 13 2004 9:12PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
sorry about the double post.



Farp for Life.


'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'
'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'
'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'
May 13 2004 9:12PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
if lats a 12 year old he's the coolest 12 year old on earth and could kick your ass and out porn knowlege you so shuv that up your ass you pussy bitch.,
May 13 2004 10:17PM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
Obvilously you have problems with self control on snorting all random shit just to look fucked up. LOL That is like trying to randomly smoke your mom's houseplants to get high when you dont have weed.

Fucking GAY.
May 14 2004 4:50AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no i dont think piot was talking about me, what he meant to say lateralis, its cuz hes a little 12 year old bitch


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 14 2004 7:33PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Wow,did you really do that?That is pretty stupid.
Some people have a weird way to act and live.
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May 14 2004 7:57PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
if you sneeze 8 times in a row, you get an orgasm that is twice is good.

and sneezing 40 times in a row is like herion.



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May 15 2004 7:08AM
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skiierman
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if you masteurbate twice in a row... yeah thats hard...



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May 15 2004 10:10AM
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