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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i am 5 foot 1 and weigh 260 pounds and i skiboard. skiboarding is ten time better because big skis get in my way. u can do so many more tricks on skiboards than on regular skis, and there is way more style in skiboarding. skiboarding will soon take over skiing and i like toilets.






I don't wipe
May 13 2004 2:39PM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
LOL, I used to skiboard for 3 years then switched to skiing because you can go lot faster, float way better on powder. Skiboard shares same tricks as skiing do. You're a moron, arent you? Lose all that fat blubber kiddo.
May 13 2004 3:06PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
^are you taking htis serious?
May 13 2004 3:07PM
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adrnalinlovr
Posts: 558 - Karma: 9
if you like toilets eat my poop
'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
May 13 2004 3:11PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
toilet, you are the man
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May 13 2004 3:22PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i know i am






I don't wipe
May 13 2004 3:39PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
how original.... fag




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
May 13 2004 4:08PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
oh shit toilet is gonna snap on your bitchass. you dint just call him no fag.
May 13 2004 4:15PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
the poop i sell on ebay is worth way more than what you'll ever be worth






I don't wipe
May 13 2004 4:25PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
Well thats because your fat


Jibarito
May 13 2004 5:08PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
TOILET are you also LINESUCKS?





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May 13 2004 5:10PM
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dead
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 11
i have 'skiboards', really old ones, and they suck thats why i skied on them for a half of a day this season


awwwww crap! the seasons over!
May 13 2004 5:19PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
sometimes when im skiboarding i lik to fart in my snowpants, then i forget that i did it, and later when i take my pants off i get a sweet flowery surprise


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
dinomytE'
May 13 2004 6:35PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i do that all the time too execpt i wear dipers so it's not so messy






I don't wipe
May 13 2004 7:01PM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
clearly form toilets posts, we can tell that he actually sucks at skiboarding, or else he would switch to skis because of all the advantages they have. Im sure he just skis up and down the walls of the pipe without getting any air at all.
May 13 2004 8:25PM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
I think this TOLIET guy along with LINESUCKS got extreme obsession with using CAPTIAL LOCK button all times. Do you want my old babysitter's shrink's phone number?
May 14 2004 4:31AM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
IF YOU DON'T MIND






I don't wipe
May 14 2004 5:56AM
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skitheslopes
Posts: 864 - Karma: 9
^fat and lazy people skiboard, and you dont wipe you peice of shit



BUY 4FRNT SKIS
May 14 2004 10:31AM
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shagboy
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 40
u must be very fat...
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May 14 2004 10:49AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Wow... how do people not realize taht he's fucking around? Newsflash: He doesn't skiboard and he isn't a fatass.

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May 14 2004 11:07AM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
actually i do skiboard and i am fat just to let everyone know






I don't wipe
May 14 2004 8:08PM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
I know JD. I just love to crack jokes on people that have no life & spams the forums for fun.
May 14 2004 9:27PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
i ski boadr i do twisty and shit
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May 14 2004 11:23PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
jk
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May 14 2004 11:40PM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
^that was a joke? wow...




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
May 14 2004 11:56PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
yikes






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 15 2004 12:43AM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
IF you are good, you would realize that skis are much better. that is why you don't see any pros skiboarding anymore.
May 15 2004 2:31PM
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layercake
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
yeah, skiboarding sucks
May 15 2004 2:33PM
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LINESUCKS
Posts: 307 - Karma: 6
well i busted some steez with my home boyz t-dizzle and C.R hommee. we shredded the mountain like it was da atomic bomb dawg. then we whent shredding in the backcoiuntry. tanner was scared and pooped in his pants. so i wacked him in the head with some line skis i found and then i burned them in a pit of doom. then pep dawg came and jumped off a cliff. and unluckily for him he pooped. then c.r tried to save him becasue he is gay but he pooped to. but then sane came and got down saftely. but pooped becasuse of the fire pit. then i jumped too only i did a cork 10000000000 1000 backflip 180 and stomped it.
LineSkis+Mike Nick=GAY
May 15 2004 8:05PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
^wow good job






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 15 2004 8:48PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
toilet, skiboarding is kinda like bell bottoms. For a little while they were the shit and now if you're seen wearing them, you're a hippie queer tree hugger. (my apologies to bent films, you dont count)


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May 15 2004 9:12PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
I think that toilet is just probably ShitSlam or birdgerbowl skier.







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May 15 2004 9:15PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
wow random hahahhahaahalinesuckshahahhaha
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Oregon Pride
May 15 2004 9:17PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
wow
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Reckless Riders Leader
May 15 2004 9:49PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i am cool





Toilets are so damn hot right now
Jun 9 2004 5:54AM
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shagboy
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 40
check OUT TOILETS PROFILE!!
SEE HIS VID!!!
IT'S TRUE!
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Jun 9 2004 2:37PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
pointless thread



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
Jun 9 2004 2:39PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.
Jun 9 2004 6:39PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
hahahahahahhahaha






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
Jun 9 2004 8:39PM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41
its been a while we havent had a skiboard bashing post.
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Jun 9 2004 11:09PM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
but does anyone good still skiboard
Jun 10 2004 7:49PM
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Roussel
Posts: 686 - Karma: 41
u cant really label them 'pro' but yeah there still are guys who pull mad shit on skiboards
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Jun 10 2004 9:51PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
CANONRIDER DOES AND FUCKS MEN IN THE ASS

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES




Jun 11 2004 7:45AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
J-CREW IS A SKI BLADER


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Jun 11 2004 8:39AM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
ATLANTASKI, ben could fucking rape you in the park, no questions
it doesnt really make sense to bash someone thats better than you




Tip-2-Tip We Rule
Jun 11 2004 9:58AM
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RossiScratch-411
Posts: 777 - Karma: 18
skiblading rocks!


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Jun 11 2004 10:00AM
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rocketboy
Posts: 123 - Karma: 10
when your sttin on the john and the papers all gone, be a man, use your hand.
I don't know where i'm going or where i'll end up but i'm going fast.
Jun 11 2004 12:27PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
this kid should definetely be banned.
And LINESUCKS should also go along banned

theyre are both (if they arent one person) the dumbest guys on newschoolers.com

and all skiboarders should go to theyre own, maybe
newschoolskiboarder.org.tsn.net site.

Go Away

ISCHGL
TIROL
AUSTRIA
Jun 11 2004 1:21PM
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airic
Posts: 720 - Karma: 16
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/Uploaded/8718nsstpuid.mpg


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Jun 11 2004 7:21PM
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airic
Posts: 720 - Karma: 16
GANGSTA!!!
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Jun 11 2004 7:21PM
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canonrider
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hi everyone! hi!!!!!
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