Newschool Skiing on Wikipedia needs your help

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Hey NS, I have a class on information technology and recently we had to edit a page on wikipedia. I picked "Newschool skiing" and i was appalled at how little info there really was about it on the page.

So please please please help it out. Post the real information about this thing we call "Newschool skiing"

I dont think there are any better experts on newschooling than the newschoolers here on NS.

pictures, info, and whatever also might be helpful

Word peace

Here's the link if you cant type "newschool skiing" into wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newschool_skiing

Oct 8 2010 11:24AM

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2_fadez

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or not because thats not only a terrible picture and terrible quality picture, but its not funny or ironic.

Nov 20 2010 5:32PM

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Proletariat.

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try the link

Nov 20 2010 5:33PM

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Legion

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"Skoll Style Equation Postulate":

LET:

* ω=Apparent Skill
* n=all natural integers
* \partial=length of tall tee
* f=number of women acquired
* xk=number of last years clothing articles
* xa= number of this years clothing articles
* b=bandana constant

lol'd so hard

Nov 20 2010 5:36PM

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2_fadez

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see, isn't math cool?

Nov 20 2010 5:39PM

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steezenskis

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The Elf shoe is a radical new change to regular skis, and is widely accepted to be single largest change in ski design since the first ski was created. The elf shoe of the ski gives it many magical properties and is believed to be a precursor to an even more advanced "reindeer hoof technology" which is speculated to give the ski flying abilities. Currently armada is the sole patent holder for elf shoe technology and actively prevents others from using it. It is rumoured that during the holiday season, Armada may be in a more giving mood, and offer this technology to other companies.

i died laughing

Nov 20 2010 6:16PM

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chicken

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haha is that still up?

Nov 20 2010 6:26PM

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chicken

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Skoal, this is blatant plagiarism.

It should be renamed the "skoll-chicken"equation. At the very least the bandana constant needs to be renamed "chickens bandana constant"

Nov 20 2010 6:31PM

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chicken

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sorry I was referencing to this post in my above one.

Nov 20 2010 6:33PM

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Bukkakeskitrip

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lol

Nov 20 2010 6:34PM

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the.cheat

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loled hard-
Asian families
They often ride in packs of 6 or 7 thousands to prevent being jumped for all of their outdated expensive gear. They have been know to pizza down entire trails and constantly check the trail map to make sure that hey will get back to the lodge in time so they dont get picked up by owls or other nocturnal creatures due to their size and resemblance to prey once it gets dark.

Nov 20 2010 7:37PM

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and sorry to double post but this was also amazing
Various brands of underground clothing have sprouted over the years to fullfil the demand of underground, hyphy clothing that reflect the personalities and backgrounds of today's newschool skiers. The most famous brand of clothing, Jiberish, is currently thought of as the alpha male in the newschool skiing industry. Their business ethics are immaculate and with their ingenious marketing, they have managed to seize a large share of the newschool skiers' clothing market. Notable achievements include their ability to convince 14 year old children to stay up all night at their computers waiting for their newest line of clothing to be released, and tricking certain notable skiers like Kangbang into spending more than $500 in one order, so that they may be accepted into their local gangs known as "crews". Also, Noss., an avid skier, has made appearances at the Jiberish lohi store in Colorado, buying over $4000 worth of merchandise to make a tent in his backyard. Currently the tent is under construction and Noss. has already received his second shipment of Jiberish Clothing. Noss. is excited and ready to make other kids cry, he says but is mainly looking forward to "pwning newbs" on the slopes!

Nov 20 2010 7:40PM

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The page is a shit show, i love the terminology too

Calypso`s

The seldom seen African American skiers and snowboarders on the hill. It was thought the presence of these people on the hill was a myth that has just been recently debunked

Nov 20 2010 7:48PM

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Sitch.

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hahah this shit is too funny

Nov 20 2010 9:24PM

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hahaha im in there

Nov 20 2010 10:13PM

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Haha so sick

Nov 20 2010 10:16PM

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Bukkakeskitrip

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;)

Nov 20 2010 10:18PM

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the.cheat

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NOOOOOOOOOO ITS BEEN FIXED

Nov 23 2010 10:34AM

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It is GONE! OMG NO wikipedia i hoped, for once, it would actually listen to the people.

NS had everything accurate. way to fuck it up.

Nov 23 2010 12:33PM

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Legion

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yeah thats gay... read the discussion page. people take it really seriously

mabye someone saved it before it got switched?

Nov 24 2010 1:26AM

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Dirac

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was very funny. Also kind of sad though, because the terminology section has been a little inside joke for years and now it is all fixed after the page truly got out of hand.

now someone with a good education should write a legit page.

Dec 4 2010 5:38PM

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