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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
here's what im getting (middle one):

what are your choices?

-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 13 2004 10:57AM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
hahahahahahahah....sry.....hahahahaha



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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

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May 13 2004 11:37AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
so what is it like 350302432523 dollars?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 11:39AM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
no its 700 to buy
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 13 2004 11:44AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Prom is gay!

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs
Not Cliffs
I LOVE TUBGIRL!
May 13 2004 12:05PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
all those tuxes are gay.


a tux should always look like a tux
its the material that makes the difference

wing collar, bowtie
May 13 2004 12:10PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Personally I think they all look the same, and unless you have money growing on the tree I wouldnt waste it on fucking Prom.

Motherfuckers...
May 13 2004 12:12PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those.
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May 13 2004 12:25PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
why spend 700bucks for one night of gayness? fuck just use your dads wedding tux if he still has it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 13 2004 12:50PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
im actually renting it for 140
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 13 2004 12:56PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ill just upload some pics after the prom
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 13 2004 1:32PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
I got a suit for £120 (roughly $240 methinks) and its the bomb. It looks really smart and I wear it to fancy posh things, even out the town. The ladies love it.
.:PABLO:.
Member No: 12718

I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecil, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell...

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com

'I honestly dont have the slightest fucking clue of what I'm talking about' - DSpin_9
May 13 2004 1:32PM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
freezy...but a suit before you buy a tux...believe me, dark blue/black suits can be worn on a lot more occassions than tux's



-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
May 13 2004 1:53PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
like in 'Punch Drunk Love'
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 13 2004 2:09PM
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cko
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 32
photoshopped!


it's all very exciting.
May 13 2004 2:12PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
im going james bond style, with the white jacket, black vest, white shirt, black bowtie, black pants and black shoes. i will upload a pic soon.

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
May 13 2004 2:59PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
after i saw the picture i laughed.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 13 2004 3:13PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
Prom is fun if you go with the right person. my date this year sucked ass. (a last minute decision) i thought he would be fun to go with cause he told me over and over how much he was looking forward to going with me cause im fun and his date last year sucked, but he endded up being all over me and i didnt like him AT ALL like that, so i hated it.


I dont want a large Farva!
May 13 2004 5:34PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
yo im going in a white tux with all my friendsits gonna b the shit
no snow...
no girls...
no future..
snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 13 2004 7:27PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
that first tux is horrible.


I'm wearing a bowtie though.


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
May 13 2004 7:35PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
that's just fucked up
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 13 2004 11:04PM
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kristen
Posts: 1091 - Karma: 10
i love guys in suits/tuxs. so damn cute
May 13 2004 11:23PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
imagine it with a white dress shirt instead of a red button up t shirt, black bowtie, and nice shoes...


May 14 2004 2:27AM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
itsbackfliptime: what the fuck is that vest?!?
May 14 2004 9:33AM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
kilts are the bomb. I wear mine quite often aswell.
.:PABLO:.
Member No: 12718

I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecil, I will only complicate you, trust in me and fall aswell...

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com

'I honestly dont have the slightest fucking clue of what I'm talking about' - DSpin_9
May 14 2004 10:37AM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
That Shaggy's picture was...priceless.Made me laugh for a while.Thank You.
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Sick and Tired.
May 14 2004 10:43AM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
hahaha yea dude i gotta go to my high school graduation lyk that lol
no snow...
no girls...
no future..
snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
May 14 2004 11:43AM
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sacha
Posts: 1367 - Karma: 18
How do i post a picture? sorry im computer handicapped



I'd probably eat human if i didn't know where it came from. - Nick Mercon

How many telemarkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? none theyre all dirty hippies with no electricity.- Greg Tuffelmire
May 14 2004 12:57PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
(img src=www.domain.com/folder/image.jpg) and replace the ( and ) with < and >
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 14 2004 1:18PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
the vest is totally sweet man.


Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
May 14 2004 2:08PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
my jacket..except with a black vest underneath and black tie


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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 14 2004 2:23PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
james bond style!
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 14 2004 2:46PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
haha
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[Hight North Session 4]

Whitewater '04
May 14 2004 5:49PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
i swear, that first tux, all i can think when i see those guys faces is mily vannilly


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
May 14 2004 6:46PM
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RidgeSkier
Posts: 354 - Karma: 23
prom sucks ass. too much money.

i have an american dream but it involves black masks and gasoline
May 14 2004 7:11PM
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Lebbo
Posts: 1258 - Karma: 6
Well I'm going to my Uni's Law Ball tonight, over 1000 people with all you can drink for 4 1/2 hours, no more smuggling in alcohol once your at Uni. should be quite good with all the random hotties running around in their fine dresses.

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'
Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

Member# 101
May 14 2004 10:28PM
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SheilaTequila
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 81
i love the bloke on the left's hair..sweet ira, you gonna be such a pimp!
Penny
May 14 2004 10:35PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,302
when i get mine painted on me, prom day and i get the pics back. i will post them up



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


acholcol makes me its bitch
May 14 2004 10:53PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
to all that said prom is gay: you are very much wrong. actually it is about as un gay as you can get concidering you bring a date.

but mine is gona be sweet the theim is mafia/1930's gangsters so i got a kick ass tux and the most pimp hat in the world. the some kids rented a pent house room at a near by hotel so for $10 a person we can kick it there drinks provided...

please tell me how that is gay



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
May 14 2004 11:00PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Dude the tuxes at the top fuckin suck i wouldnt pay 14.00 b ux let alone 140 oo well ur call and the shoes with it are like prom tennis shoes fuckin retarded!




To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
May 14 2004 11:27PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
hahahaha you=herb.
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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
May 14 2004 11:27PM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
Freeskiing04, you're really fucking gay for spending $700 on a suit for one stupid event that lasts one night. Millions of starving chinamen could put that money in better use. You're a moron and prom sucks ass. Just rent one or buy one from thrift store. I dont like you.
May 15 2004 3:16AM
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sporegasm
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
'im actually renting it for 140'

Yeah right and that was a great comeback.
May 15 2004 3:16AM
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Rip
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 3
my tux was 66$ to rent and it was just fine...


Yankees Suck
May 15 2004 10:36AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
mines still better...
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
May 15 2004 3:12PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
sporegasm that's not a comeback.... you're retarded can you read?!
-Ira
Member No. 8857
Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
May 15 2004 3:37PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
iam only in grade 10 but at my prom iam going to bust it out all in white and have a huge white top hat that go's up really high
Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!
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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
May 15 2004 9:54PM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19
hahahahaha oh damn thats too funny, those tuxes are gross(the first 3)
May 16 2004 12:33AM
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volpetrolski
Posts: 97 - Karma: 10
hahahahahaha! man I'm glad we don't have those prom nigths in Europe.

An idea tough: try one of those Mr. brown/pink/... suits from those guys in 'RESERVOIR DOGS'. those are awesome man. Definitely my suit if needed to put on one.
May 16 2004 5:21AM
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davidh
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those guys in the first one dont look good in those tuxs. actually, not many people do look good in tuxs. Only old near dead people look good in tuxes.




'kind of like semen covered breasts???'
-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.
May 16 2004 10:45AM
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