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do you know this kid?

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summit-soldier
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you all know this kid. There is allways one or two at every park. They have a really tight hoodie with a skate logo, Rossignol Scraches, spy googles, a big huge helmet ( with maybe some Line, and south park stickers on it) and to top if off they have the trade mark, tight black pants, that are a little baggy around the knees and cramp up in wedgies in the ass region. These type of kids attack the jumps with lu kang grabs and kick outs. They stomp rails with their hands in the air, and their body up right and legs close together. These kids stand in the park alone or sometimes with a friend or two. They stand and look around as they watch other kids. they drift toward the smaller jumps, never tempting to hit the bigs on the right side of the park. Sometimes one of these kids will get the courage to hit the right side. their friends sit eagerley and anxiously by the jump. their friend goes off. his hoody flaps in the wind, his Rossignol skis clatter and kickout. His body lands right on the knuckle, his friends gasp in horror. the boy crashes, his helmet flies off, a swirl of snow covers him. He is slow to get up The local kids at the top of the park, squeal with laughter, the kids friends help him get his stuff. Soon it is all over. The kid looks down in defeat, but pledges to hit the jump again.
Do you know this kid, or his kind only found in Breckenridge. Please i must know if his kind is found other slopes around the world.
thank you for your help in such a horrible topic.
May 12 2004 10:40PM
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Typical
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that was a very descritive story
May 15 2004 12:00AM
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TheWorst
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yea they try and i like those kinds of kids that actually hit the jumps instead of rolling over them and fucking them up
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May 15 2004 10:58AM
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midwestskier69
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i dunno.. what i love is that these awesome people on the board who think they are shit, so they bash these kinds of kids.. where as pros actually support many kids who don't have the talent or don't have the confidence to hit the big jump or throw a better trick.. pros support kids, at least from what I hear.. theyre pretty awesome people.. just let it be man, if he wants to do his kickouts, let him.. if he wants to learn new tricks, support him, if he falls, help him up.. we're all skiers, no matter what we're doing.. whether we're doing a straight air or doing a cab cork 5, if you're having a good time doing it.. whats it matter? maybe some kids should go and try more things, but if theyre havin a good time doing their kickouts or lui kangs, whatever man.. just let it be.. we all should be a true community of skiers, helping eachother out, but instead you gotta bash kids for going out and doing what they wanna do.. i duno man, just don tknow..
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May 15 2004 11:11AM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
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Summit-for someone who claims he knows Breck so well, you certainly don't. The big airs are on the left you fucking retard!
May 15 2004 11:51AM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
that guy doesn't bother me one bit as long as he gets out of the way quickly after falling and doesn't cut in front of me when ima bout to go


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May 15 2004 12:10PM
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lalalalaura
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those kids make me feel like a good skier, i like them just fine
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May 15 2004 4:08PM
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summit-soldier
Posts: 179 - Karma: 10
they are on skiers left this is true. But i am talking about an up hill view... you fucken retard
May 17 2004 11:45AM
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enick
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summit represent...what





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May 17 2004 2:28PM
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fdsa
Posts: 686 - Karma: 19
SO true. Skiers of this kind need a name.

May 17 2004 3:25PM
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TheWorst
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midwestskier69 i couldnt have said it any better man
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May 17 2004 4:02PM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
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Summit-I'm the guy you met at Loveland Pass this weekend doing the step-up. Sorry for being a dick on this post, hehe.
May 17 2004 6:31PM
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Localboyz
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hahahah Summit, your a fucking asshole and my fucking hero. Keep coming up with this shit.
May 17 2004 7:20PM
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lagwagon
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Soooo true so fucken true bro.
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May 17 2004 9:01PM
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ibjibba
Posts: 596 - Karma: 13
they are going to make something out of skiing. everybody cant be good but these kids are out there having fun they might suck to alot of peoples standards but, they buy skis and goggles and other crap like the rest of us. but they fuel the companys who sponsor the good kids and with more of these (posers) if you will the fatter contracts skiers get. and they are usually nice kids who dont need to be outcasted but will probably film u if you ask and probably drive escalades and expeditions and wrx's to the hill and have room to carpool and will buy you some lunch if you a dirt ball. so i say Viva La Poser
cant expect everyone to see shit the way i see it cant expect anyone to be dope the way i be it.

I expected the rocky mountains to be alot rockier, that john denver is full of shit!
May 18 2004 11:38AM
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mattster
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May 18 2004 3:37PM
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*scotty
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i do know this kid. he appears even right down here in NZ!!

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May 18 2004 7:08PM
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NickMartini
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i know those kids




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May 18 2004 7:17PM
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BigZero
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everyone starts out like this no one was perfect when they started
May 18 2004 7:25PM
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ibjibba
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i started out perfect
cant expect everyone to see shit the way i see it cant expect anyone to be dope the way i be it.

I expected the rocky mountains to be alot rockier, that john denver is full of shit!
May 19 2004 1:09AM
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TheWorst
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just watch the farp videos those kids are just havin fun thats y there videos are so damn good
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May 29 2004 5:32PM
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midwest_rep2
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Wow, I would hate to be a skier at your mt. having you criticize and laugh at me because I'm not as good as you. Yeah, you sure are a huge help to all those people learning to go big. Asshole. Try being supportive instead of making fun of them.
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May 29 2004 7:21PM
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J.D.
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Hey aceofspades, did that kid at cypress ski on scratch FS, wear all black, and stand at about 6 foot 2 or so? With orange poles I think?

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May 29 2004 7:25PM
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summit-soldier
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just a classic
Sep 26 2004 12:32PM
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dawilltoski
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only thing i hate is kids who sit on landings and arrogant people, but if you suck and you still have a good attitude and your having fun its all good




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Sep 26 2004 12:53PM
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LPT_311
Posts: 2239 - Karma: 12
we have a flock of those, we just seem to go around them, or jump over them. NO biggy, they all chear us on and shit all the time, so its kinda cool

For me theres skiing, nothing more, nothing less. And it consumes me, every day im out there, and every day im not
Sep 26 2004 1:11PM
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skiierman
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dude I rock rossies and (sorta) tight black ski pants, and wouldnt you know it I also sport a black helmet with no stickies on it. But yeah I know of the kids you are talking about. There is one at our mountain with PE's.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

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Sep 26 2004 1:33PM
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Snubluck
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Just because they ski and can't do rodeos or cork 9's or anything in particular doesn't make them a poser, it just means they aren't pro. They're just out having fun, and you know what? That's what i'm doing everyday, I just don't 'suck'.

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Sep 26 2004 7:12PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
Yeah, you all gotta start somewhere. this will be my third year sking park, 5th year of skiing, (i started when I was 10, a little late, but whatever)and all i got down clean is switch and reg 3's a 5, and mix in some grabs there, im learning rails, but dont hate. We are the next generation, we will carry the sport.
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Sep 26 2004 7:48PM
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InfernoHits
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whats wrong with scratches, I ride them and I like
Sep 26 2004 7:51PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
hey dont be a hater...i was one of those kids back in the day...and so was each and every one of you. dont deny it. you cant hide from your past.

now im the guy who goes up to the kid and says whats up, and gives him tips on how to clean his shit up...when they see someone like that come up to them...they will remember that for a long time...its all about progression, why laugh and make fun of the kid, its not going to help him in any way.


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work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Sep 26 2004 8:14PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
dont be a dick otherwise i will be the guy that smacks you upside the head when i ski by...I done it before so be careful...


When in doubt...FSI


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work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Sep 26 2004 8:17PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
im kinda liek that kid haha but i dont war tihgt pants or have rosignals... or wave my hands in the air grinding but i do hit the smaller stuff alot
Sep 26 2004 8:25PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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hey i have spy goggles and scratches. but i don't suck hahaha.
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Sep 26 2004 9:21PM
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skiierman
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I think anyone over the age of 17 on this site could't of have been that kid, just because we didn't have twin tips back then.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 27 2004 8:38PM
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Aerozol
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nah i know them, and they just hang around the park. But still as long as they get of the jumps, and don't actually sit down and talk with their snowboarder friends on the knuckle (which has happened) they are kinda on the level with the really little kids who just ride over the lip flattening it out but you dont want to be the dickhead who yells at them
Sep 27 2004 8:53PM
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highfive
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i like your style of writing.. maybe you should try for writing in a magazine or something.. you got a really interesting style.
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Sep 27 2004 9:03PM
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wuestinator
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they are taking over!

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Sep 27 2004 9:06PM
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Jaskittin
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Yeah, everyone did used to be one of those kids. I remember building sketch 4 foot jumps launching 25 feet and hucking lame backflips. Just let the kid learn






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Sep 27 2004 9:58PM
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one-love
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i think that kid is me?
Nov 1 2005 8:07PM
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Rajna
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they also were backpacks that contains useless shit...at least at my park
Nov 1 2005 8:13PM
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mattster
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BAH ! you gotta start somewhere. and skiing isnt a fassion show you pricks. let people wear whatever they want and dont make posts like this
Nov 1 2005 8:20PM
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HOund15s
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haha is this one of those kids?

http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/videos/3883foster_0001.wmv
Nov 1 2005 8:26PM
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Rajna
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^you nailed it. perfect example
Nov 1 2005 8:30PM
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forfun
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i for some reason still remember this thread. one of the only ones i remember from a while back. i dunno why. but it funny
Nov 1 2005 8:35PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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yeah i remember this thread too...i was just thinking about it the other day.
Nov 1 2005 8:40PM
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D_Mezz
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if u really want to talk about kids in the park that are really annoying talk about the kids that cut u off on the way to a jump and reck on top of the table
Nov 1 2005 8:41PM
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NWFlow
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 61
on one hand everyone wants more media exposure. on the other hand, everyone gets pissed off at posers. hhmm
Nov 1 2005 8:55PM
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zepscratch
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not that exact description but sure
Nov 1 2005 9:07PM
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levistewart
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brecks big airs were on the right this year dood
Nov 1 2005 9:10PM
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martockpublicenemy
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Yeah buddy we were all that kid in some form at some point,except i had no big helment rossis ect.. but instead of DISSING me and laughing at me the better, older skiers just encouraged me to try stuff, gave me advice on tricks and stuff,and rode with me when i saw them at the hill. So instead of being a dick, try being nice to them and encourageing them.
Nov 1 2005 9:10PM
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