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Raiding Bee Hives

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skimack
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Hey guys, there's a bee hive at my school, and I am completely obsessed with it. I NEED THE HONEY for some reason, I don't know why, probably just to say I outsmarted a bunch of insects, anyway...

Do any of you know how to raid a bee hive without getting your ass kicked by the bees, and without killing all the bees, I want the honey, not a bunch of dead bees floating around in it. Any help would be great, thanks.
By the way, the hive is in a hollow in a tree if that's any help.

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'Don't let academics get in the way of your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

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May 11 2004 11:45PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
wear one of those protective suit things with the screen masks then just reach in and grab
May 12 2004 12:02AM
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Sashac
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man just grab that shit and run
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May 12 2004 12:04AM
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SuzGraham
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well first of all despite what you may have seen on winnie the pooh the honey isn't just sitting in the hive... its in the form of wax honeycomb which you have get processed into honey- but if you REALLY want it still- a bee suit and a net hat would be in order... plus lots of smoke, it dumbs them down and makes them generally less pissed off at you. But man, they're still gonna be pissed... so just grab and go man, grab and go. Dont kill the queen cuz if you do they will attack you and each other then go invade other hives and do more attacking; resulting in the killing of hundreds of thousands of bees which is never good.

just my 2 cents :)
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May 12 2004 12:25AM
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the_friesz
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^cool, you could start a gigantic bee war, that would be so cool. I've personally done what you're proposing, you seriously don't have to go all out on the bee suit, attack them at night, and smoke helps, but the key is doing it when it's dark, that and being smart about it, but they can't see you when it's night time.
May 12 2004 12:40AM
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SuzGraham
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...yeah I dont know how you would get the honeycomb out though if its in a tree- aah I wouldn't do it without the suit! (actually go for it... and post pics) Its a different story when you are actually putting them in a new hive but taking their food?? scary. (but then again I almost passed out a few times putting 2 boxes to into a new hive.. I guess am just a wuss)
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May 12 2004 12:48AM
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IrishDrink87
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I sang the winnie the pooh song at work today. it...was awesome. remember the heffulumps and woozles? hella cool


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May 12 2004 1:05AM
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MadTrix4185
Posts: 620 - Karma: 10
raid the nest at night when all the bees are in it, then ull kill all of um and jus have to dump um out
May 12 2004 2:12AM
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joeengel
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wow the general populatin is pretty stupid when it comes to common things like that. not every time if flying stiped thing is a honey bee that produces honey in a harvestable fashion. fuckin retards




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May 12 2004 3:04AM
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flexmacman
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just get one of those mesh bee hoods,wear gloves,and most important , use a smoker, thats what professional beekeepers use. The smoke mellows the bees out, kinda disorientates them and makes them docile......don't use bug spray
May 12 2004 7:42AM
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GeneralButtNaked
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yeah smoking them out is the best way, just gotta wear something their not gonna sting you through





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May 12 2004 10:09AM
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i_h_q
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up in vermont where i go, theres these holes in the ground where the ground wasps/hornets live. if you go to a store and grab these bee remover things, and pop one in the whole it kills most of em. its pretty much a legal m80.
May 12 2004 5:14PM
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dilla_says_go
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haha one time me and my friend made these dope ass bee suits outta tons of sweaters and coats and these big ass boots and faces masks and shit. we were unstoppable. so naturally we found this bees nest and smashed the hell outta it and sprayed those little fuckers with windex. they were super pissed! but they couldnt do shit cuz we were wearing bee suits. we really pissed them off and outsmarted them. it was awesome!
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May 12 2004 5:23PM
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404404
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they have to be honey bees, and chances are they arent. I heard that there arent realy any natuiral honey bee hives most only grower hives.





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May 12 2004 5:51PM
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davidh
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get some raid. or some smoke. whatever.




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May 12 2004 6:11PM
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Ski-hobo
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are you sure its a honey bee hive?
May 12 2004 6:14PM
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LittleDevil720
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ya id say get a bug suit
May 12 2004 6:14PM
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lineskier10
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yeah spray the raid all up in the hive and shit and make sure all the bees die, then eat the honey, the raid actually gives it a nice aftertaste, trust me
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May 12 2004 6:17PM
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Astomp
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HORNETS VS> BEES


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I wanna kill this man but he turn around and ran I'de kill him with karate i learned in japan He wouldnt see my face i wouldnt leave a trace i wouldnt use a bullet cause a bullets a disgrace. Ah mamma i never thought i was a murderin man. But tonight im on my way.
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May 12 2004 6:27PM
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Astomp
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maximumsushi showed me that vid.


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I wanna kill this man but he turn around and ran I'de kill him with karate i learned in japan He wouldnt see my face i wouldnt leave a trace i wouldnt use a bullet cause a bullets a disgrace. Ah mamma i never thought i was a murderin man. But tonight im on my way.
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May 12 2004 6:31PM
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lineskier10
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that is a sick ass video, everyone watch it
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May 12 2004 10:12PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
Yeah, they hunny bees allright. I've done a bumble-bee nest before and got the honey from that, kinda like regular honey, but more spicy or something, but smoke and going at night are definately key.
I've heard that you can get them to leave the nest by heating it or something and they will go find a nest somewhere else, anyone got anything on that?

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'Don't let academics get in the way of your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
May 12 2004 10:37PM
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MadTrix4185
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that video is nuts. i hate damn bugs tho
May 12 2004 10:58PM
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hoodratz47
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be a man get naked and juust go pee on the nest



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May 12 2004 11:08PM
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lanks
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wow. hornets are ill. bees...pussies.

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May 13 2004 12:13AM
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tinkerbell
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once again the maturity level amazes me. you think i'd be used to it by now.

have fun with your bee hive.


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May 20 2004 5:51PM
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*cowboy*
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one of the best posts on ns in a long time!! im cracking up!!

p.s. that movie rocked


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May 20 2004 6:06PM
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shrEddie
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that movie was cool. i would smoke them out and wear a suit just in case


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May 20 2004 6:16PM
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skimack
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Yeah, I'm thinking smoke. I tried throwing pinecones at it yesterday, but the bees didn't do anything. Then I poked the hole with a stick, and they still didn't do anything so I'm getting frustrated.

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'Don't let academics interfere your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
May 21 2004 3:59PM
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nut
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Maybe u could sneak real close and just grab like one bee. U got to make sure no other bees see you. Then, take it home and kill it. If u do this everyday for a couple months or years, the rest of the bees will be like, 'Yo, this is fu**ed up! Our brothers are disappearing all the time. We gotta leave and find a safer home.' ... then u get all the honey for yourself


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May 21 2004 4:13PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
bump.

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'Don't let academics interfere your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
May 23 2004 5:03PM
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SkiUnit03
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you should try to like make a bee suit like that other guy and and just like smoke then out and STEEL ALL THE HUNNY!but leave some sugar cubes for them because its the nice thing to do.
May 23 2004 7:17PM
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QuazBotch
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Dress up like a bee and walk right in.
May 23 2004 11:24PM
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*rkp*
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is that killer hornet thing real? cuz all the bugs and whatnot look real but all the camera angles look impossible to get. unless they had micro cameras or something....im confused
May 24 2004 12:37AM
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hoodratz47
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just get pissed off and go stick your hand in teh hunny


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May 24 2004 12:43AM
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Astomp
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yeah its real.


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I wanna kill this man but he turn around and ran I'de kill him with karate i learned in japan He wouldnt see my face i wouldnt leave a trace i wouldnt use a bullet cause a bullets a disgrace. Ah mamma i never thought i was a murderin man. But tonight im on my way.
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May 24 2004 12:48AM
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J.D.
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Well, when I read the title of this thread, I had only one thought in my mind: This guy must be some new and improved variety of idiot. Hilarious post tho.

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