Annoying college freshman

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So there's this chick who is my neighbor and shes really fucking annoying. Like we met 2 days ago which consisted of a 5 second whats up in a hallway. She cant stop texting me and shit and hitting me up to do things, so on a car ride back from surfing I decided to just start fucking with her. Epic text transcript as follows:

Chick: I'm not even really sick I was getting over it. Ugh I can't focus you should come study with me

Me: Hahah i dont think I am going to help you in terms of being more focused haha

Chick: You'll Probably distract me more :)

Me: How so? ;)

Chick: Hahah cause I'm gonna wanna talk and shit instead of read about European history! Duh

Me: Which lips would you talk with?? ;)

Chick: WTF?

Me: Wat

Chick: I'm gonna go now

Me: Why?

Chick: Cause that was wierd

Me: Wierd in a bad way or good way?

Chick: Bad.

Me: Well I meant it in a good way :)

Chick: Well it came off creepy

Me: Why did it come off creepy?

Chick: Cause I don't even know you?

Me: If you didnt want to get to know me why are you texting me so much?

Chick: I do want to get to know you I'm just saying what you said was wierd and a turnoff

Me: We need to change that turnoff to a turn on ;)

Chick: Okay seriously your just coming off wierd now

Me: Well, fuck.....

Chick: Just stop saying wierd shit

Me: Well what do you want me to say then?

Chick: Just dont come off as a perv....

Me: Im not

Chick: Haha yes you did that was really wierd

Me: I didnt mean it that way ahaa

Chick: I dunno just don't say wierd shit it comes off bad to someone who doesnt know you

Me: I was just seeing if you were a whore ;)

Chick: What the hell?

Me: Im actually suprised you have kept this conversation going. Respect!

Chick: Cause im trying to give you a chance to prove your not a creep but im running out of reasons to try.

Me: I. Am not. A creep. Honestly

Chick: Then. Prove. It

Me: I cant prove that over texts. Only in the bedroom......

Chick: Ha bye.

Me: Wait are you going?

Chick: I'm not giving you anymore chances you come off as a creep.

Me: So..... Im going past the tacoma dome and it got me thinking.....

Chick: Don't talk to me

Me: The dome got me wondering if you spit or swallow?

Me: The item specifically being male ejaculate

No reply from the chick ahah

Sparknotes: Annoying freshman, over her bothering me constantly, decided to fuck with her. Read transcript of texts to get it.

Oct 4 2010 2:13AM

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lolthis

Oct 4 2010 9:33AM

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Mr.Panda

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Oh yeah, OP. Considering you said you were driving by the Tacoma Dome I am gonna go out on a limb and say you are either a UW, Evergreen State College, or Pacific Lutheran Student.

With that in mind:
-Her roommate knows about this as do all their female neighbors
-Every girl in your dorm probably knows
-Several girls in other dorms probably know
-The Sororities probably know
-The nerdy girls DEFINITELY know

So your chances of getting laid went down dramatically. GOOD JOB!

Oct 4 2010 9:45AM

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PaleCelery

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so true, women love to talk.

Oct 4 2010 10:02AM

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HAHAHAHAH classic

Oct 4 2010 10:10AM

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E.C.

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i remember that thread hahaha

Oct 4 2010 10:15AM

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ECB

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Then you went wrong.....

You should have said

Me: You're probably right, let's find out, I'm coming over in 5 minutes

She would have said two things

1)Ok

2)Make it 10

If she said ok, you were getting nothing, don't go

If she said make it 10, it means she wants to get ready, make sure she looks good, meaning you would get some

In either case, you go over, without texting anything else, and you never text back quick. You wait a few minutes to text back. You never text immediately back. You must be a freshmen too, since you live next to one. You'll pick up swagger eventually, hopefully. Now, back to 1 and 2. She says 1, you go over anyways, and feel it out. You start studying, try flirting. Nothing happens, either rape her, or fuck it, you just study and plant your seed, study another night, make plans to hang out with her again. Or 2, she wants 10 minutes. That means she is getting ready, looking nice, putting on makeup, making sure her roommate isn't around, etc. You will either get some, or fuck up so hard you won't get any, but all being your own fault.

As of now though, you fucked up the texting, which is so dumb, that you just lost any chance with her. Even when she's drunk, she doesn't seem that big of a whore, so you won't get any. Next time a girl texts you, and wants to study....STUDY, and don't send these fucked up texts. Those are texts you send to either a girl you already know, a girl that is such a big slut you know she will eat that shit up. Oh, and since you live next to her, good luck with life this year.

Oct 4 2010 10:28AM

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probably shouldn't answer her texts at all, but only once in a while. when you answer them she will think its special and she will think she still has a chance and will try harder to get your attention. just don't over do it on the ignoring part. gotta walk that line.

yes i am a sociopath.

Oct 4 2010 11:14AM

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PaleCelery

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you're totally right though.

Oct 4 2010 11:17AM

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laxstar

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are u retarded... what makes me think you are not in college/ have no idea what you are talking about is the fact that u think that somehow this college freshman girl has some magic control over all poo-nany at this school.... he in no way ruined anything with all the other girls let alone this girl specifically the fact that she kept texting him after he made weird ass comments proves she has no self esteem, and will try and fuck her daddy issues away.... I'm guessing next time she is drunk she will hit you up to come over, and by u shitting on any chance of small talk/ lets be friends you both will know it is only to hook up...

Oct 4 2010 11:22AM

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finally, someone that actually has any idea what they're talking about.

anybody that disagrees either has never dealt with a clingy girl or doesn't understand the female population in general.

Oct 4 2010 11:37AM

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timmi

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she probably wants you more now.

fill in the blank: girls are incapable of _______

hint: starts with an L ends with an ogic.

Oct 4 2010 11:57AM

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ZING

Oct 4 2010 12:06PM

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skiierman

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so does she spit or swallow????

Oct 4 2010 12:22PM

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Lemuel

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I got a good laugh out of this.

Oct 4 2010 12:24PM

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vandersteeze

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Seattle University

Oct 4 2010 1:14PM

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vandersteeze

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Im so glad some people actually have a clue

Oct 4 2010 1:14PM

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We need pics to fully understand.

Oct 4 2010 1:33PM

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ThaLetterM.

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dude she gave you an opening and you blew it so tough

Oct 4 2010 1:36PM

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DrZoidberg

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Remember the typical college girls thread?

I was standing by the button you push to make the light change to cross the street, and this girl is standing their pushing it like 100 times. Her freind goes "Uh you don't have to like, push it a million times" and she's like "Yeah, but it totally helps." It was lolz.

Oct 4 2010 1:38PM

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Dan-Man

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your a creeper.

Oct 4 2010 1:46PM

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Oct 4 2010 1:52PM

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Balto

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kyle is win

Oct 4 2010 1:59PM

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fdsa

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My prediction as a graduate student who has endured 5 years of living around dumb sluts just like this one.

Within 2 weeks, OP will tap this in spite of creepy convo.

It will be all the more delicious when it happens too.

Oct 4 2010 2:15PM

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lineskier10

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just listen to fucking casanova over here laying you out a game plan like bill parcells, i mean he banged his cousin so he has to be good with the ladies

Oct 4 2010 2:21PM

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scratchproteen

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personally to me...sophomores are worse because they think they are king shit cause they are not freshmen anymore haha.

Oct 4 2010 2:23PM

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vandersteeze

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Understandable. I don't really care actually what grade she is, I was just sharing some funny texts of fucking with her.

Oct 4 2010 2:28PM

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scratchproteen

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shit was funny man...though in my opinion...why not just go hit it and quit it?

Oct 4 2010 2:33PM

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vandersteeze

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Because she was so clingy I didn't want to even deal with her. And I have other girls I can hit up if I want that arnt so goddamn annoying. Its really not that big of a deal.

Oct 4 2010 2:39PM

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Daydreaming

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Which is why the title sophomore is so apt!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sophomoric

Oct 4 2010 2:46PM

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p-oskier

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I want more, it was funny to read

If anyone else has over converasions lioke that, post em up

Oct 4 2010 3:00PM

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Gary_Busey

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you should be the last person trying to tell him this. Based on your looks I don't think you've ever sent a text to a girl

Oct 4 2010 5:53PM

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PaleCelery

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He's absolutely right though, and Panda is a nice guy...At least he has respect.

Oct 4 2010 5:59PM

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Dylan_

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damn son, you got NO game. jokes on you

Oct 4 2010 5:59PM

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vandersteeze

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Ahahah

Oct 4 2010 6:07PM

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Not knowing panda on a personal level, I don't know if I should divulge this info, but I'm pretty sure he is/was dating a very attractive foreign (french?) girl for a long time. Although I haven't ever actually seen his girlfriend, I've heard stories. In any case I'll let him use his fierce panda powers to set you straight

Oct 4 2010 6:25PM

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mmallender.

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yeah but i am sure if panda was in his situation he wouldnt act like a fucking retard to a girl that he is going to spend the next 8+ months living beisde

Oct 4 2010 6:29PM

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