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If you have a penis? Everything. All of the things.
Arctic Monkeys
Flaming Lips
Kings Of Convenience
Modest Mouse
Trentemøller
Sibille Attar
Noonie Bao
Frightened Rabbit
Julio Bashmore
Splashh
Jagwar Ma
Yast
Bobby Tank
Mø
Fatboy Slim
Band Of Horses
Shout Out Louds
SBTRKT DJ
Kurt Vile and The Violators
Tegan & Sara
Lorentz & Sakarias
Adrian Lux
This Is Head
Miriam Bryant
Everything Everything
Woodlands
Satellite Stories
MF/MB
Daughter
Nightlands
Amateur Best
Wintergatan
Shut up you mimosa-sipping fuckin' queerbait queefhoarder. You can't even mix simple booze and oj to make your own bitch drinks, you bought them pre mixed- which everyone knows is reserved for only the most limp-wristed VW beetle driving girly girls. You have no room to comment on anything ever again you pathetic excuse for a penis owner.
Go suck a whipped cream flavored dick. Johnny Mac was a tennis player and he fucked your grandma in the ass, jizzed in her grille then slapped your mother in the face on his way out and dared your dad to do something about it.
So you didn't even buy it? Lol, nice "purchase" there, jeanyus.
"Oh hey I'm sporsored by Dicks R Us, so I get all the dicks I can handle for free. You n00bs WISH you could score all these free dicks like I do"
Do they make a dick flavored vodka like you asked yet??? You're just so connected in the booze world I figured they'd have to listen to you.
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