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Official " Slenderman Fucked My Life" thread

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Bangs.
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Ok everyone this is a safe place. Share you slenderman stories and what not im tired now ( due to not sleeping because of slenderman ) so ill tell my story tommorrow.

just to get it started...

Oct 3 2010 1:46AM
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J-Evs
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i probably shouldnt watch those seeing as though im about to go to bed
Oct 3 2010 1:47AM
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GayWolf420
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slenderman is faker than joan rivers face. god fucking dammit.
Oct 3 2010 1:49AM
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lahnabonny
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GTFO
Oct 3 2010 1:50AM
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Gstrong
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Oct 3 2010 1:50AM
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Black-Bandanna
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I honestly don't know why people find him so terrifying...
Oct 3 2010 1:50AM
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deleted5
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i dont get it
Oct 3 2010 1:51AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
HOW DOES HE WORK?!!
Oct 3 2010 1:57AM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
are you a hipster?
Oct 3 2010 2:04AM
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TZP
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lolfag
Oct 3 2010 9:20AM
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Mike-O
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/x/tard?
Oct 3 2010 9:23AM
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Nooschoolers
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Oct 11 2010 6:44PM
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Black-Bandanna
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This picture is fucking awesome.
Oct 11 2010 6:45PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 28
Fuck slenderman.
Oct 11 2010 6:54PM
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MrPanda
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hahahahahaha, HEY SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL LADY.
Oct 11 2010 6:54PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
I heard that slenderman is actually just about to go through surgery to make him shorter.
Oct 11 2010 6:58PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
wait i heard about this guy before. He was the one that was fat until he started eating at subway right?
Oct 11 2010 7:10PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
oh yah, i knew he sounded creepy in the commercials
Oct 11 2010 7:34PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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yeah and then he became best friends with michael strahan somehow
Oct 11 2010 7:36PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
i lol'd
Oct 11 2010 7:37PM
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little1337
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he dead. and fake
Oct 11 2010 7:41PM
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TOUCHE
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i sense a contradiction
Oct 11 2010 7:44PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Oct 11 2010 7:47PM
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Stickity
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i r teh winar
Oct 11 2010 7:49PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
did this movie ever come out?
Oct 11 2010 7:54PM
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OlliePop
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
i swear i saw him and my life has been ruined
Jul 24 2011 10:51PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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slender mans wieners gotta be like...


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Jul 24 2011 10:54PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
isnt it a very well known fact that Slenderman was created and entered in a contest of some sort to create a scary monster or some shit. and it won, then got famous online via 4chan and shit. and now people are genuinely afraid of this garbage? come on...
Jul 24 2011 10:55PM
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AWALLRUS.
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I LIKED THE 2ND ONE, THREADS
Jul 24 2011 11:01PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Slenderman is fucking stupid.
Jul 24 2011 11:03PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
No, it was on some Forum where they make a character and write a story about that said character.
Jul 24 2011 11:04PM
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SkiThe603
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nope its just a massive mind fuck
Jul 24 2011 11:05PM
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ngates_EC
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threads
Jul 24 2011 11:06PM
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BootySpunk.
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No. Just fucking stupid.
Jul 24 2011 11:07PM
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disastertourism
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I found the first video kinda creepy if I'm honest.
Jul 24 2011 11:20PM
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gus555
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for some reason scary movies and shit don't stick in my head like fucking slenderman.....he ruined me
Jul 24 2011 11:23PM
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84891jnf92048
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pencil dick
Jul 24 2011 11:23PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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n00b question here... who is "slenderman"?
Jul 24 2011 11:28PM
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foodisfun
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Who can cause a ruckus, scaring many folk
creep right up and kill you if u think that he's a joke
The slender man can

never heard of this slender man before but im lol'n for days
Jul 24 2011 11:36PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Entry 19 is the shit
Jul 24 2011 11:47PM
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BMB
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and home alone
Jul 25 2011 12:00AM
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Stose
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Watched all the marble hornets videos with the cabin at windells. oboe had the shit scared out of him. literally
Jul 25 2011 12:48AM
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Parks.
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Ya dude he was terrified and was always worried what was gonna happen next
Jul 25 2011 12:50AM
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JustDidIt
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For anyone that actually believes in Slenderman, please read this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man
Jul 25 2011 12:53AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
I dont get what so scary, its so clearly fake as to not even be funny, its not scary at all
Jul 25 2011 1:02AM
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los.pinguinos
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i first one was kinda creepy, the second one made me laugh.
Jul 25 2011 2:49AM
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DannyHall
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found out about it at windells, and if youve been to windells before youd know that in all those trees he could be anywhere
haha he brain fucked me for sure
Jul 25 2011 3:18AM
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terrible_skier
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<3 slendy :) and there was a new marble hornets enrty yesterday
Jul 25 2011 4:15AM
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AWALLRUS.
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FUCK YOU SLENDERMAN IS THE COOLEST
Jul 25 2011 3:17PM
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.ZT.
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Heard about this at camp earlier this month and recently had "the dream" about him walking me to a doorway, I woke up in the middle of the night with my heart thumping. Holy shit it was scary. I don't think he's real in real life but it's scary how everyone supposedly experiences the dream whether they are told about it or not. Creepy shit.
Jul 25 2012 8:51PM
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Parks.
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Watch all of the marble hornets....shit gets freaky and weird!
Jul 25 2012 8:53PM
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