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thugaim
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Oct 2 2010 11:40PM
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1337
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hahahahahahaahaha I lol'd
Oct 25 2010 8:26PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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>implying that inb4 isn't new anymore
Oct 25 2010 8:27PM
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pomme-de-terre
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there is still friction in a vacuum. there is just no air resistance. it is impossible to ever completely eliminate friction, unless you had an object with no moving parts flying through space.
Oct 25 2010 8:47PM
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RubberSoul
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it'd be a pretty cool idea for a teacher to show some of these to a lower level physics class and have them explain in physics terms why they wouldnt work
Oct 25 2010 8:55PM
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Bar_Down
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or convince the kids that they actually could work
Oct 25 2010 8:57PM
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84891jnf92048
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>implying that you arent the person who recently freaked out on me about using ">"
Oct 25 2010 9:00PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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>insinuating that the offer to plant my foot in your anus was not just a friendly offer for a free colon massage
Oct 25 2010 9:09PM
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84891jnf92048
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>implying that i would enjoy your foot inside my colon.
Oct 25 2010 9:11PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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>could have politely declined

>rude
Oct 25 2010 9:22PM
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cornholio
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wow you cocknuggets sure ruined this thread real quick
Oct 25 2010 9:22PM
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pelle_munch
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i enjoy this thread
Oct 25 2010 9:28PM
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MicroMix
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Who else made swords with these?
Oct 25 2010 9:45PM
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Bar_Down
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^ that one's not as good as the other ones imo
Oct 25 2010 9:52PM
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hellyeaaaah
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there's been worse
Oct 26 2010 7:11PM
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Captain_Slow
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^^^^^^
Oct 27 2010 8:17PM
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1337
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bump
Oct 29 2010 2:21AM
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Oct 29 2010 2:51AM
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Oct 29 2010 2:53AM
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Oct 29 2010 3:02AM
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1337
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last one
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Oct 29 2010 3:03AM
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Bungholio
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where did you find all these? i want to join in but i cant find any lol
Oct 30 2010 2:47AM
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1337
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/b/
Oct 30 2010 2:53AM
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HKizzle
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Stupid question is stupid
Oct 30 2010 3:24AM
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Bungholio
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fuck you hunter, thans leet
Oct 30 2010 3:32AM
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Bungholio
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aw tiddley shit thanks
Oct 30 2010 3:33AM
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dolan.duk
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Trolls...
Oct 30 2010 9:19AM
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Benjo
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this thread must'nt die!
Oct 30 2010 10:20AM
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Gommi
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mah treadss
Oct 30 2010 3:31PM
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Oreos
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Oct 30 2010 3:39PM
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funkmaster
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Oct 30 2010 6:49PM
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funkmaster
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Oct 30 2010 6:53PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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Oct 30 2010 6:54PM
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jibjunkie
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tredz
Oct 30 2010 7:06PM
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Wheaty214
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fucking hilarious thread man, good job
Oct 30 2010 8:03PM
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etlie
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Oct 30 2010 8:06PM
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Bungholio
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probably the best one right here dude
Oct 31 2010 5:18AM
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McFellon
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i love it. other than almost every law of physics, they would totally work.

also, bullets are made of lead, which is not magnetic
Oct 31 2010 10:14AM
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emlaa
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someone is missing the point.
Oct 31 2010 10:17AM
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Bungholio
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YOU FAIL AT LIFE, in 1836 muskets shot lead balls, they would madly deform and fly off target because of uneven surface area, in the year 2010 we have this stuff called steel (i think, im not sure what we use... but its not lead anymore) and this cool stuff called steel (again, im not sure exactly what it is) doesent do that shit!!!! omfg bullets actually shoot straight!!!!!!!!
Oct 31 2010 1:14PM
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Bungholio
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i just checked, bullets are made of copper nowadays^
Oct 31 2010 1:17PM
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SKIU4EA
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this 1 probably has already been posted, i'm to lazy to check

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Oct 31 2010 1:19PM
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molsongolden
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Oct 31 2010 1:24PM
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HKizzle
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Copper = Metal = attracted to fuckin' magnets
Oct 31 2010 2:18PM
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skithesprings
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[IMG]viceland.com/blogs/en/files/2010/04/magnets-550x327.jpg[/IMG]

Oct 31 2010 2:57PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Oct 31 2010 3:07PM
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Afeld
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Now I don't know waht to think
http://www.urlesque.com/2010/10/25/i-showed-troll-physics-comics-to-a-physics-professor/
Oct 31 2010 6:04PM
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pelle_munch
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Oct 31 2010 6:12PM
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84891jnf92048
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so theoretically, jumping out of a burning building on a boulder would work.

also, if i were to get a really large light, and put it on the back of a wagon, i would actually move, but slowly.
Oct 31 2010 6:23PM
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little1337
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moar plox
Oct 31 2010 6:39PM
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pelle_munch
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YOU CAN'T ROLLERBLADE ON WATER
Oct 31 2010 10:45PM
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