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Virgin Drinks

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ErikT
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Figured we needed another virgin post...so whats the point of virgin drinks?? seriously, come on, why do they even exist?

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May 10 2004 7:38PM
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Meh42
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its for people like me when i was twelve years old, i used to love pina coladas
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'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
May 10 2004 7:42PM
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Ski-hobo
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milk
May 10 2004 7:43PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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yeah its for the kiddies who like to drink it w/o the liquor





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 10 2004 8:06PM
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passion4this
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everyone should get real drinks... not pussy ones...

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May 10 2004 8:07PM
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passion4this
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my friend is so proud she's an 'alcohol virgin'... i make fun of her... crazy kids... I tell her she's missing out... I lost my 'alcohol virginity' when I was like 8...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
May 10 2004 8:10PM
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P-JO
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drinkin when your 8 is cool because it stunts your growth so you can be like mugsley boggs.




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May 10 2004 8:13PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 27
shirley temple


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
May 10 2004 8:18PM
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SwitchPollard
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Mugsley...what a character.
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May 10 2004 8:19PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
margaritas!


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May 10 2004 8:49PM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
thats just a wives' tale, i grew up on the flask and im 6 foot, i dont drink anymore tho, unless the occassion really calls for it

.Ski.
May 10 2004 8:49PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
so that people under 21 like me can get drinks that tast good at restaruants



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
May 10 2004 8:53PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
^get an id
May 10 2004 8:58PM
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flexmacman
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chi-chi
May 10 2004 9:01PM
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passion4this
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 11
i didn't mean to drink when Iwas 8... it said juice on the bottle... plus I wouldn't want to be much taller.. I'm 5'7' and that's perfect for me...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
May 10 2004 10:27PM
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killswitch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 111
once you can lift the bottle to your mouth, you're old enough to drink. that what some newfies around here say.
May 10 2004 10:50PM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
I am 18 and haven't been drunk, it aint like its a big deal

May 10 2004 10:53PM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
fru fru drinks are weak whether they're virgin or not! Men drink beer and shots, now ya know...


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May 10 2004 11:14PM
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