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Fuck MY LIFE

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theabortionator
Posts: 51798 - Karma: 164,256
CONSIDERED THE OPTIONS OF GOING OUT ANT BUYING BEERM, OR JUST DRINKING VODKAS MIXED DRINKS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE. END ED UP DRINKING THE FOKDA FOR FREE. i'M NOT EVEN THAT DRUNK BUT IM MROE FUCKED UP THAN I WASNT TO BE WHEN IM SICK. I SERIOULDY HAD NO INTENTIONS OF GETTIN MORE THAN A SOLID BUZZ OR SOMEHWTA DRUNK ON. FUCK YOU VODKA YOU ALWAS KILL PEOPLE, I DISLIKE YOU , I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU, I HATE YOU. AT LEAST O LOST THE LAST GAME OF DARTS AT THE BAR SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO DIRNK ANYMORE. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BAD IF I WAS IN THE SAME BOAT AS LASTY MONTH. YOU ONLY GET SO MANY JESUS THIS KID IS WAY TO FUCKED UP DAYS IN A YEAR, I WAS DMANS NEAR EXPIRED.


FUCK YOU VODKA, NOBODY LIKES YOU111111


I REMEMBER MY FIRST BEER
Oct 2 2010 2:13AM
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dodgey
Posts: 590 - Karma: 266
hahaha whaaat???

i'll be honest ima little drunk too and i got so confused at that statement
Oct 2 2010 2:15AM
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baethoven
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Agh the druken thread, can't say I haven't been there.
Oct 2 2010 2:15AM
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RubberSoul
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i fucking love vodka
Oct 2 2010 2:19AM
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Jahseph.
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I feel like every time I see someone post a drunk thread, you always have some asshole remark to make. Since I have no witty comment at the moment. Fuck You.
Oct 2 2010 2:21AM
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theabortionator
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IVE KILLED PEOPLE D FOR LESS. NOT MY FAULT THEY MADE MY NS PASSWROD SO EASY I COULD REMEMBER IT. FGUCK YOU FOR SAYING FUCK YOU. I AM ALRIGHT THOUGH I DID NOT TUREN INTO A COMEPLETE VODKA MONSTER WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN MY HIGHEST LEVEL OF FEAR. THAT SHIT KILLSD PEOPLE MAN. POTATOES SHOULD STAY POTATOES NOT VODKAS
Oct 2 2010 2:31AM
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MEGAZORD
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CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOOOOL.
Oct 2 2010 2:36AM
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theabortionator
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Yeahg becase it's toalty my fault they put the caps lock button right next to the keyborad. fuck your couch. resdesging needed assaps
Oct 2 2010 2:43AM
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ECB
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I was conceived in Russia

My parents moved back about a month before I was born.
Oct 2 2010 2:43AM
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ECB
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you bet


it will be done in about 3 weeks if the budget passes
Oct 2 2010 2:47AM
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ECB
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There's a few options, if the budget fails, you don't want to see pictures
Oct 2 2010 2:48AM
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Gstrong
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13 year olds are legal in japan hey?

Oct 2 2010 2:55AM
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Gstrong
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Why do you have to talk about it in a thread?

Thats full on inviting others into your conversation.


Your attention whoring this entire forum with your "plans" that you don't want anyone else to know or talk about.

Oct 2 2010 3:01AM
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molsongolden
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i thought they were spreading communism

but drunk threads really bring out the wisdom of not allowing people to edit or delete their own posts haha
Oct 2 2010 3:18AM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Fucking yes, providing late night lulz
Oct 2 2010 3:21AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
Post birth abortion yourself?
Oct 2 2010 3:24AM
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MitchConnors
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percocets for the win!!
Oct 2 2010 3:27AM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
PEACE COASTTTTTTTTTTT
Oct 2 2010 3:30AM
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RJ_Res
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Oct 2 2010 12:01PM
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*TURBONERD*
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ANOTHER QUALITY THREAD FROM THE ABORTIONATOR
Oct 2 2010 12:03PM
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theabortionator
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Fucking noob. I remember my first sip of wine.
Oct 2 2010 12:10PM
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-___-
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the fuck is going on
Oct 2 2010 12:16PM
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garettnorthey
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I LOST THE GAME
Oct 2 2010 12:18PM
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freestyler540
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abortionator, YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN
Oct 2 2010 12:49PM
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SSteezle
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seriously, how old are you? if you act like a fucking 8 year old when you're drunk you can't be that old. you seem like a kids I hate to drink around, just annoying as shit
Oct 2 2010 12:54PM
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nickyp
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Yep. £1 vodka mixers all night a few weeks ago, spent 3 days recovering.
Oct 2 2010 12:57PM
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Milksteak
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lololol
Oct 2 2010 1:01PM
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ECB
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I know his plan, since it is mine, and many others know the plan too. If you don't, I'm sorry for you. If you paypal me 14 dollars, I will tell you the plan, and you can know.
Oct 2 2010 1:57PM
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alpacarider
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mail order bride
Oct 2 2010 2:00PM
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Milksteak
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75 cents.
Oct 2 2010 2:03PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah an 8 year old. Vodka is a terrible beverage. Drinking large amounts quickly does bad things to people. Usually I have my shit together.
Oct 2 2010 2:59PM
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theabortionator
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Oh yeah, and I probably wouldn't want to be around you in general so don't worry about drinking with me. You're probably like 16 anyway
Oct 2 2010 3:00PM
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