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Good Comedies I Should Rent

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caylorswift
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well, im sick, and i want to rent some movies. which comedies should i rent? as in new releases. none of the older stuff like office space, half baked, or supertroopers. seen each of those way to many times.

i'll be renting from blockbuster if that helps.


SamDCaylor
May 10 2004 2:43PM
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jksl
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definately go with office space, half baked, or supertroopers



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Jeff
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May 10 2004 2:46PM
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brody
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hot shots



Fuck That lets go download porn
May 10 2004 2:46PM
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dhenemy
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SNL best of will farrow, and pool hall junkies, also strange brew

May 10 2004 2:55PM
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Irotate360
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dickie roberts



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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

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May 10 2004 3:33PM
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Concord
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School of rock

That must blow that you are sick sam.

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May 10 2004 4:14PM
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KingShit
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Big Lebawoski(Sp?)

Motherfuckers...
May 10 2004 4:45PM
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Nico
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robin hood men in tights
May 10 2004 4:50PM
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*Fujative*
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UHF
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May 10 2004 4:50PM
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shibby
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Private Parts it's old but you probably havn't seen it, its a great film. Oh and Half Baked.
May 10 2004 4:54PM
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Lateralis
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screwed or dirty work!


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May 10 2004 4:56PM
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Ski-hobo
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hahah, UHF, worse movie ever....
May 10 2004 4:58PM
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davidh
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zoolander for sure




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May 10 2004 5:49PM
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steeze_it_up
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wuts uhf


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
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May 10 2004 5:50PM
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homestead
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^wierd als movie. never seen it. glad i didnt


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May 10 2004 5:55PM
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steeze_it_up
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weird als a douche
he has sum funny stuff tho


he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.
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May 10 2004 5:56PM
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Ghost
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sam, you should rent sleepless in seattle.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
May 10 2004 6:13PM
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mattster
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two words that will end your life , HOME ALONE

(i expect that you will die of laughter
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May 10 2004 6:40PM
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Nico
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get some monty python
May 10 2004 6:44PM
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KingShit
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Monty Python is a dildo fuck movie, seriously I tried to watch it last week with my girlfriend, couldnt believe the stupidity level.. Dont understand why people like that movie so much...

Motherfuckers...
May 10 2004 6:48PM
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404404
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Wow those are some lame movies....

Chaseing Ammy, J and Scilnet Bob, An evaning with Kevin Smith (he goes to colleges and talks so so funny)

Basketball, South Park the movie

Space balls






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Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 10 2004 6:53PM
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SKItheBURG
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i thought not another teen movie was fucking hilarious, im not sure why. its just a dumb spoof movie, but ive never laughed harder in a movie theater than when i saw that.


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May 10 2004 7:28PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High. You've probably seen it, but watch it again.

and Beavis and Butthead Do America. (not as good as the shows, but still great)


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May 10 2004 7:42PM
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JFerg
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i'd definately go with some porn. if your sick and at home, you don't need laughter, you need porn.
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May 10 2004 7:48PM
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marlin_102
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dazed and confused.
and for movies other than comedies, my favs are BLOW and American History X, but you've probably seen those.

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May 10 2004 7:56PM
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NWofMidd
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NWH = Niggas wit Hats
It is a spoof of NWA, kinda like Spinal Tap.
May 10 2004 8:04PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Anything with Lesie Neilson......Wrongfully Accused, Naked Gun or men with brooms



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May 10 2004 8:09PM
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P-JO
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Chapelle show season one, or family season 3 dvd, or basketball.




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May 10 2004 8:11PM
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cams
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hot shots part deux.. any cheech and chong movie


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

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May 10 2004 8:15PM
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P-JO
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I mean't Family GUY season 3 and Baseketbol with trey parker and the other guy who created South Park.




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May 10 2004 8:16PM
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Swirly999
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yes cheech and chong im surprised it wasn't said earlier, and either of the Bill and Ted's



It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
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May 10 2004 8:17PM
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Freestylindude
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RAMBO!
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
May 10 2004 8:40PM
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Ski-hobo
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Amazon Women from the Moon
May 10 2004 8:42PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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Monty Python and the holy grail.
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May 10 2004 8:42PM
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hazel_32
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however said american history x.....that is one fucked up movie....really good but just full of hate and stuff but has a good mesage..but yeah thats a serious movie....the best of will ferrell is insanely funny




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May 10 2004 8:47PM
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mackinnon
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dirty work, monty python and the holy grail, kung pow enter the fist, and mafia!


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May 10 2004 8:48PM
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hoodratz47
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freddy got fingers. and eddie murphy raw!!


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May 10 2004 9:29PM
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Cyclone
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AIRPLANE, MONTY PYTHON... OOPS CAPS R ON ... and did i mention monty python.


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May 10 2004 9:34PM
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PurpleSkier
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personally? i think id go with you got served if you want to laugh, their catchy phrases get really old though

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May 10 2004 9:38PM
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SkiUnit03
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lord of the rings, the third one, god thats one of the funniest movies ive ever seen, you just have to see it with funny people.
May 15 2004 7:20PM
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lj5
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screwed
May 15 2004 7:38PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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animal house, of course





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May 15 2004 7:39PM
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joei
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1) what about bob?
2) caddyshack
3) happy gilmore
4) city slickers
5) see spot run (i think its rated g, but i laughed so damn hard)


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May 15 2004 7:53PM
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michelle
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AIRPLANE! is a good one. UHF wasn't that bad, haha.
May 15 2004 9:05PM
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rightcoastskier
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fast times at ridgemont high



its all about the 609
May 15 2004 9:54PM
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hoodratz47
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^^^




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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
May 15 2004 9:59PM
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Vtsnowski
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dumb and dumber, or any cheesy scary movie



some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'


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May 15 2004 10:01PM
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_alli_
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funniest movie I've ever seen was this cheesy horror flick called Demons 2. it apparently comes free when you buy Demons, so get them both and you're set. in the second one, half the actors don't speak english, so they filmed with the actors talking in their own languages and then took out the sound byte and dubbed in english speaking actors' voices. and they seemed to have a pretty limited cast to choose from, one of the actors played a pimp in the first one, and an arobics instructor in the second, and both were major characters.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
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May 15 2004 11:50PM
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fenix4182
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definatley go with 'the jerk', 'steve-o dont try this at home', any 'CKY', 'school of rock', 'there's something about mary', 'chapelle's show season 1'
May 16 2004 1:37AM
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lineskier10
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im suprised noone said tommy boy, its hillarious
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