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Duke University "Fuck List"

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BayAreaSteeze
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Sorry if this is a repost (definitely worthy). I found these sex stories of various Duke athletes not only amusing/embarassing/completely vulgar, but also probably the most compelling 30 mins of the day. Enjoy!

http://deadspin.com/5652280/the-full-duke-university-fuck-list-thesis-from-a-former-female-student/gallery/

Oct 1 2010 3:49PM
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Ski_the_east01
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yeah some kid posted it a little while ago but under a weird name..the other thread has a picture of the chick

still funny as hell tho
Oct 1 2010 3:50PM
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PowSkierCO
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How did she look?
Oct 1 2010 4:00PM
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Mike-O
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Yeah, I read that today, pretty detailed stuff. Really makes you think if you might run into a detailed description of your persona, physique and "talents" on the Internet based on a fickle one night stand.

Haha, I feel bad for that rude French-Canadian guy.
Oct 1 2010 4:24PM
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Dan.
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I want to see pictures of this girl. I read this yesterday and was picturing some kind of really slutty looking girl.
Oct 1 2010 4:34PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Ah, that's why I'm applying to Duke
Oct 1 2010 4:53PM
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ectreeskier11
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because you're a nasty lacrosse or baseball player who wants to go to duke and get the HIV from some chick who's banged 6 of your teammates?
Oct 1 2010 5:04PM
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Shreddysaurus
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sounds like fun to me. Her life is bro btw
Oct 1 2010 5:07PM
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proZach
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only picture I could find. not sure which is her though.

Click for larger image

Oct 1 2010 5:08PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
oh dear jesus, if she's the one on the right, I want to read the article explaining how she managed to convince one dude to sleep with her, let alone 12 or however many were in the "fuck list". if she's the one on the right, duke students still have low standards.
Oct 1 2010 5:10PM
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Deezy
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i duno about u but, these guys r fucked. all 12 of em.
like seriously, i thought this chick was gunna be like a bombshell or something... not really.
Oct 1 2010 5:15PM
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Alex_G
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hey youre from orinda i live in moraga over the summer
Oct 1 2010 5:16PM
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WikiWiki
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she wrote it really well haha
Oct 1 2010 5:19PM
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Goglines
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lmao she's the one on the left. i'd be so embarassed if i was those guys, cuz they're hot and she is just.. ew lol
Oct 1 2010 5:22PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Not really even an interesting read. Straight up skank..
Oct 1 2010 5:24PM
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fujarome
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so basically she wrote about how much of a whore she is...

and i should hope that wasn't supposed to be a real thesis, because its a goddamn powerpoint. And if any prof at duke asks for a powerpoint that anyone could have made in 15 minutes as a thesis, they should be shot on the spot.
Oct 1 2010 5:28PM
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Shreddysaurus
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Would someone really turn that in as a thesis? Bitch got too much time on her hands.
Oct 1 2010 5:40PM
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Mike-O
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I think the most intriguing thing is the stories she paints about her hook ups announcing, in company of others, how exquisite her breasts are. Is that real "athlete bro" culture in college or are these guys just prime examples of stupidity?
Oct 1 2010 5:47PM
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yojimbo
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so basically shes a dirty whore? and all those dudes are fucking retarded if those quotes are real? and these kids go to duke? jesus christ. remember in 3rd grade when you used to sing songs about how the children were the future? our future is fucked.
Oct 1 2010 6:08PM
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vincepru
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you would be surprised at where athletics can get you. i have a friend at Vanderbilt who is a retard, but hes good at football, gets any woman he wants, and is still succeeding even though hes failing every class.
Oct 1 2010 6:54PM
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Abc567def
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wow i got bored of reading that quickly, slut. Thats all for now...
Oct 1 2010 7:50PM
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BayAreaSteeze
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Haha Golo, its Wilson's bro

Oct 1 2010 8:05PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Yea, I find it disturbing that kids that dumb go to one of the best schools in the country
Oct 1 2010 8:19PM
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thesheik
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hahaha, a kid in my school's senior project was an essay on all of his sexual exploits during college. it was basically the male version of this
Oct 1 2010 8:27PM
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DERS.
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ew she gross...
Oct 1 2010 8:31PM
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hella.sick.skier
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threads for when im not on my phone
Oct 1 2010 8:58PM
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nickyp
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Same. Duke needs at least one gorgeous guy, and I'm here for them
Oct 1 2010 9:19PM
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danbrown
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I read that shit on barstool yesterday. That girl is gnarly as fuck.
Oct 1 2010 9:28PM
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PeterWojnar
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Holy crap, really? I live in moraga all year, I'm a senior at Campo now
Oct 1 2010 9:59PM
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