Replying to Fuck My Rommate
Alright, so roommate is fucking weird as shit. He is always touching me, creeping. I woke up to him staring at me yesterday. The whole floor thinks he is weird as shit. He is dirty as fuck, theirs literally food remnants everywhere. I woke up to a half eaten burrito just chilling on the laptop. He eats my food (he ate my whole pizza last week) and killed my Ben n Jerry's last night, obviously without asking. He thinks we are perfect roommates. So I told him basically that I would rather live by myself and he still couldn't take the hint. So I woke up early and blasted some death metal this morning for an hour, he didn't seem phased. I then "accidentally" locked myself out of my room after my shower and banged and kicked the door for 5 minutes until the fuck came to open the door. I can not do this for the rest of the year!
What should/can I do to piss him off and get him to move out?
I can get you some pics of shit that goes down, if necesary
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