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Fuck My Rommate

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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
Alright, so roommate is fucking weird as shit.  He is always touching me, creeping.  I woke up to him staring at me yesterday.  The whole floor thinks he is weird as shit.  He is dirty as fuck, theirs literally food remnants everywhere.  I woke up to a half eaten burrito just chilling on the laptop.  He eats my food (he ate my whole pizza last week) and killed my Ben n Jerry's last night, obviously without asking.  He thinks we are perfect roommates.  So I told him basically that I would rather live by myself and he still couldn't take the hint.  So I woke up early and blasted some death metal this morning for an hour, he didn't seem phased.  I then "accidentally" locked myself out of my room after my shower and banged and kicked the door for 5 minutes until the fuck came to open the door.  I can not do this for the rest of the year!

What should/can I do to piss him off and get him to move out?

I can get you some pics of shit that goes down, if necesary


Oct 1 2010 2:03PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
apply to transfer roommates?
Oct 1 2010 2:05PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
he sounds a bit creepy (assuming what you said is true) and you sound sort of like a douche. making his life "miserable" (i think that's a strong word) isnt going to do you any favors. deal with the situation like an adult youre at least 18, if its so bad switch rooms
Oct 1 2010 2:06PM
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kickel
Posts: 242 - Karma: 10
Is this in a Dorm if so just change rooms. Its not hard they plan for stuff like this.
Oct 1 2010 2:06PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
What does he look like?
Oct 1 2010 2:07PM
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49566738265
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This. This. This.
Oct 1 2010 2:08PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
Nevermind after reading. Creepers gonna creep. But seriously get a better roomy or lay down the law.
Oct 1 2010 2:08PM
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PowSkierCO
Posts: 760 - Karma: 11
Maybe you should try talking to him, not just dropping hints.  Make a poster of house rules.  Treat him like a kid if you have to.  That's what I would try. 
Oct 1 2010 2:08PM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
why are you even asking this question? hahaha



ASK FOR A CHANGE?! ZOMG THAT WAS SO HARD TO THINK OF!?
Oct 1 2010 2:09PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
and i think it may be worth noting that i had the worst roommate you could possibly have in sophomore year.among many other things, he was insanely depressed and would pull me away from parties and stuff on a regular basis cause he needed a shoulder to cry on. i ended up sticking it out cause he meant well and he needed some help maintaining, but in your case, just switch rooms. like someone said they plan for this shit dont make it harder than it needs to be
Oct 1 2010 2:11PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
Yeah. That builds real karma. Too bad most people don't realize that we're all connected as people. Fucking people over hurts you in the end, helping someone out helps everyone out.

Keep it up.
Oct 1 2010 2:25PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
thanks dudes.. yeah he was a complete nightmare and i caught a lot of flak for trying to include him in activities but the guy had already tried one college and he said if this one hadnt worked out he would just go back to his hometown and work at a convenience store or some shit and just give up on a social and professional life (he was very well off financially but not very good looking or fit, to say it in a nice way). unfortunately i havent heard from him in a while and he used to want to talk to me/be with me every waking second, so I realllly hope that doesnt mean he's retreated back into his shell. sad shit and he did nothing to deserve his looks/body type/history with his shitty ass parents.. some people just dont get a good hand in this game..
Oct 1 2010 2:38PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Don't act like a douchenozzle to "get back at him". Maybe actually tell him to stop staring at you and to not eat your food and shit. Be an adult, not a pre-teen Justin Bieber listening wannabe frat f****t.
Oct 1 2010 2:44PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
just apply for another roomate. But if you can't do that, tell him to chill and stop being annoying
Oct 1 2010 3:44PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
.......................pee in his butt
Oct 1 2010 3:49PM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
tell him explicitly what needs to change: not eating your food, clean up his food etc.  however you have to compromise to his way of life as well, it cant be one sided.  apply for a new roomate, which they should be able to hook up by atleast semester. 

if he eats your food again and he admits it/you catch him...time for physical intimidation, not violence, but shove him, grab his shirt and tell him to never fucking do it again or u will beat his ass. maybe he doesnt understand that you are serious?
Oct 1 2010 3:57PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
jizz on his pillow
Oct 1 2010 4:00PM
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pommes_vertes.
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 10
Out of curiousity, where was this? That sounds a lot like a kid I used to know.
Oct 1 2010 4:02PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
apply for a new room mate.....
Oct 1 2010 4:02PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
sorry, i'd rather not say exactly where cause ive already said way more than he would like me to... it's in the northeast though...?
Oct 1 2010 4:05PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Is he hot? i could make this happen
Oct 1 2010 4:27PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Set up a webcam and catch him having sex with a dude. Then post it on the internet, with any luck he will jump off a bridge thus ending your inconvenience.
Oct 1 2010 4:30PM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
I apologize for coming as such a douche. My iPod has gone "missing" while I was sailing so I'm a bit pissed. I am not leaving floor, we're all too good of friends. I'm just going to sit down and talk with him. Basically explain shits gotta change or you gotta go.
Oct 1 2010 4:40PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
just tell him straight up what is pissin you off man.
Oct 1 2010 4:45PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2805 - Karma: 470
i lol'd. does this make me a bad person?
Oct 1 2010 4:48PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
only slightly better than me, still pretty bad.
Oct 1 2010 4:56PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i was a little skeptical about fucking your roomate when i first cliecked, now that i've read it...no way
Oct 1 2010 5:01PM
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Stuck.in.ohio
Posts: 331 - Karma: 36
Definitely don't piss him off, if you do and you can't transfer roommates then it'll be pretty shitty. Just tell him straight up what you're thinking and just crash at other people's dorms on the weekends if you can.
Oct 1 2010 5:08PM
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bkap
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Oct 1 2010 5:08PM
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