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Post your best pranking/vandalism storys

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16candles
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 516

So im guessing everyone has fucked around with people before.

Ive had some really funny storys but ill just say one of em.

So my friend was going to pull the garbage can full of water prank (where you have a garbage can full over water, lean it on their door, ring and run). The guy like saw us coming or something, then opended the door, water just drenched him and he tripped and fell. We ran our asses off but so damn funny.

Lets hear yours!?!?! 

Sep 30 2010 12:16AM
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16candles
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 516
im 16, but just turned 13 for a bit to have fun
Sep 30 2010 12:20AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
wut? how do you even do that, im not even mad im impressed
Sep 30 2010 12:21AM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Threads for immaturity
Sep 30 2010 12:23AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I'm sure it was just awesome for the guy who had to mop up ~40 gallons of water in his front hallway because two random punks wanted to have a good time. 
Sep 30 2010 12:26AM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
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Sep 30 2010 12:28AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
when i was in like 8th grade my friends and i would fake fight on the highways. people would stop and chase you down so funny
Sep 30 2010 12:29AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
lol ian.
Sep 30 2010 12:30AM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
i'm 21 years old and i'll admit what OP did is actually really, really fucking funny. i used to do it in hotels to my teammates when we would travel for baseball and laugh my ass off.

..i don't do it so much anymore.  but i can't be high and mighty on this one.


Sep 30 2010 12:40AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Last year in a hotel in Washington dc. My buddies who were in the same room as me (we were 4) decided to start making a complete mess in the room before leaving, piled everything on the bed, left open all the cupboards, hung ethernet cable on the ceiling.. etc. My friend had the bright idea of writing a note to the cleaning lady thanking her for cleaning our room, we left an apple and a bunch of pennies and dimmes as a tip, ended the letter with "god bless america". The hotel lady apparently cried so the hotel took pictures of the room and sent the pictures to my school, we had to pay $200.. such bs and got suspended for 2 days. The highlight is that we made the school vice president cry.. he said "You guys pretty much just shat on this whole trip" so golden. It thankfully didn't affect the fact that we were graduating.
Sep 30 2010 12:44AM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
kind of a fucking stupid thing to do. obviously they would BACKTRACE it.
Sep 30 2010 12:48AM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
lol @ kids acting like they're too mature to ever prank or vandalize. one time me and my school baseball team were throwing shovel loads of wet cow shit at cars that drove by at night. we accidentally hit a cop car though :( never got in trouble
Sep 30 2010 12:48AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Yeah that's what I kept telling my friends but they just kept going, so I was still an accomplice. I didn't think it was funny at the time, but now looking back at it it's hilarious.
Sep 30 2010 12:51AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114

Garbage Can Full of Water Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

if that doesn't work...

http://www.break.com/index/garbage-can-full-of-water-prank.html
Sep 30 2010 1:33AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
poop and don't flush.
Sep 30 2010 1:39AM
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SoulSkia
Posts: 570 - Karma: 14
Dude that's not cool. Pranks are supposed to stick it to the man or authority or someone who's a dick not some poor hard working under payed house keeper. fuck you
Sep 30 2010 1:43AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
hahaha that was great
Sep 30 2010 1:46AM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Chill man I'm not even the one who vandalized, I just didn't do anything about it trying not to be a part of it, my friends know they were retarded
Sep 30 2010 1:46AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
lol
Sep 30 2010 1:54AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
you sort of sound like a tool.
why would you play a prank on a cleaning lady?
Sep 30 2010 1:41PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
I'll say it again, I wasn't the one who did the vandalism.

My friends were the tools who wouldn't listen when I tried to get them to stop, as a result I got a suspension because I didn't rat them out like I should have. It wasn't a prank, it was vandalism which isn't funny and they had no intention of making the lady cry, I was pissed at my friends at the time but now it's fine. I felt terrible for the lady

Life lesson learned, if you witness something like this don't just stay out of it, tell someone before it't too late.
Sep 30 2010 1:51PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51798 - Karma: 164,256
Awesome. Claim thread for doing stupid shit.

COOOOOOL
Sep 30 2010 1:57PM
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bk47
Posts: 102 - Karma: 16
When we were younger my friend and I found an old wheel chair, so we decided to make it look like he crashed into a ditch and got all mangled up. When people saw him in the ditch, they'd stop to help him and as soon as they got out of their cars he would book it into the woods.
Sep 30 2010 3:55PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
this is not funny at all, i would be so fucking pissed, why would you even do that to strangers??
Sep 30 2010 4:04PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37612 - Karma: 122,671
YO DAWG ME AND MY NIGGAS WE ROLLED UP TO DIS ONE KIDS HOUSE AND WE LIT IT ON FIRE AND KILLED ALL DEM NIKKAZ IN SIDEOF IT YEA.
Sep 30 2010 4:09PM
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AssMunch
Posts: 358 - Karma: 78
Are you mad? That shit is sooo fucking funny! Jesus I laughed so hard.. I am so much going to try that
Sep 30 2010 4:35PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
assuming that they are filming across the street, I think they know they guy.


and it was hilarious. Id be pissed to put its just water
Sep 30 2010 4:47PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
now you are changing your story after everyone said you were a dick to make it seem like you didn't do anything eh?
Sep 30 2010 4:57PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Did I say I did the vandalism? I specifically said "my buddies" not "we."

Explain to me how I changed the story?
Sep 30 2010 5:09PM
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BROphius_Maximus
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i once got a vandalism charge for writing on dry erase boards with dry erase markers.

real talk
Sep 30 2010 9:13PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
guy. it's called and UperDecker
Sep 30 2010 9:17PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
I hope you get caught and beat.
Sep 30 2010 9:18PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
To upper deck somebody you have to shit in the TOP part of the toilet.  That way they don't find it unless something goes wrong with the toilet.
Sep 30 2010 9:22PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
put the firework where u pull the string and it pops tied to the door on the mailbox so when the mail opened it up...POW!!!

man 4th grade was fun......
Sep 30 2010 9:26PM
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Proze
Posts: 1094 - Karma: 7
hahaaaa vandalizm
Sep 30 2010 9:56PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
Ding dong ditch but when they open the door you throw eggs.
Sep 30 2010 9:57PM
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Muhammad
Posts: 420 - Karma: 23

yeah, what a poser.

Sep 30 2010 10:02PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
There are people down the street from my friends house, we've ding dong ditched them so many times that the whole family comes running after us with like airsoft guns. Kinda gnarly but sooooo damn fun.
Sep 30 2010 10:02PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
Poser? it's called knowing how to read
Sep 30 2010 10:05PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Genius.



I stabbed a guy once.

Sep 30 2010 10:06PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
i was with a friend one night on the fourth of july. we had some smoke bombs. we decided it would be a good idea to throw some onto this guys deck. (we were not in any condition to be making rational decisions at this point) so i light a smoke bomb and throw it. turns out i throw it too hard and it goes right through his slightly open deck door and into his house. as we ran away we could hear him yelling and then the smoke alarm went off....... i felt kinda bad
Sep 30 2010 10:07PM
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Muhammad
Posts: 420 - Karma: 23
You can say you didn't change the story, but that doesn't change the fact that you did change your story.  Just because you say so, facts don't suddenly become lies.
Sep 30 2010 10:07PM
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Muhammad
Posts: 420 - Karma: 23
I do this occasionally as well.  Except I shoot uzis instead of throw eggs.  Gangsta fo' life, nigga.
Sep 30 2010 10:09PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
its not rocket science
Sep 30 2010 10:12PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
meh id just chuck in a smoke grenade-type thingy. then they called the cops because they thought we were attempting home invasion and set up booby traps on their lawn. true story.
Sep 30 2010 10:12PM
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Muhammad
Posts: 420 - Karma: 23

Yeah, I bet you think you can turn off gravity just by saying it doesn't exist.

Sep 30 2010 10:16PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
i know no one is gonna like this but....


a couple years ago me and a bunch of friends were up at a cabin for a ski trip. theres this one kid who is always a major douche to the rest of us so we decided it was payback time. major. when he fell asleep, we grabbed a poptart and we all jizzed on it, then set it in the corner to dry. the next morning, we told him it was our friends little brother's poptart and NOT to eat it. being the asshole that he was, he of course had to eat it. the best part was that we filmed it with the little brother's flip video camera, so he thought it would be even funnier. as soon as he took the first bite, we all fell on the ground laughing our asses off. he got suspicious, so we told him what we did. he flipped a bitch and ran into the bathroom and puked a little, then brushed his teeth for about 30 mins. it was unbelievable. sadly, he deleted the video off the camera so i cant post.
Sep 30 2010 10:16PM
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Muhammad
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That one is actually funny.  If he ate something that didn't belong to him, he deserved to eat some semen.
Sep 30 2010 10:29PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
over the summer i got kinda into fucking with my friends while they were wakeboarding behind my boat and i was driving. i would put an extra length of rope on the hook on the tower, then the normal lenth they rode at with like a "breakaway" knot in between, i would wait till they were riding for a bit and then pop the breakaway knot, it would let loose for like 10 feet, and then catch when it ran out of extra rope, effectively jerking them forward sometimes hard enough for a nice faceplant.

thats about as creative as i get when it comes to pranks though.
Sep 30 2010 10:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
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oh, i do have one more thing.

i stole the spare key to one of my friends cars.

i havent used it yet, but i know that one day it will come in handy for an epic prank.
Sep 30 2010 10:34PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
i put my friends penis in my mouth, bahaha hes totally gay
Sep 30 2010 10:50PM
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