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http://pr.caltech.edu/media/Press_Releases/PR11935.html

vary intersting, and i cant spell.





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May 9 2004 2:51PM
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dude that's from 1998
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May 9 2004 2:57PM
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you cant spell, and although they i didnt read the article, they can teleport laser beams

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May 9 2004 3:19PM
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hahah real my ass





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May 9 2004 3:30PM
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yeah but the complexity of something the size of a spec of dust is 1000000 times more complex then a bunch of photons.

also, how would you teleport humans? for the teleportation to work, the atoms must be completely destroyed and rebuilt in another location. even IF we could do somkething that complex, you wouldnt live, a person with your exact memories and looks will come out, while you will be dead
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May 9 2004 6:35PM
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imagine insteaf os ski lifts you teleport to the top of the hill so you can hike things by teleporting to the top of it as you land, it would be non stop skiing. the interesting thing woul dbe what would happen if you teleported into space taken up by something denser than you or of equal density, like what if you teleported onto where another person was standing?

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May 9 2004 6:37PM
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cruz, you wouldnt die exactly, technically you would just stop exsisting for the few milliseconds.


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May 10 2004 2:53PM
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Ok what the space program start off as? What did the air plane start out as? what did porno start out as? They all started with small steps.





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May 10 2004 3:58PM
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MikeE they had an episode of the x-files that was like that, where mulder changed bodies with a secret gov. agent and two quarters got fused together



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May 10 2004 4:01PM
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anyone ever see 'the fly'?? classic movie about teleportation and after seeing it, im not ready to fuck with any machine that takes me apart molecule by molecule



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May 10 2004 4:02PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i bet it will happen in the near future. people said we would never go to the moon and we did. i bet we will be able to transport some animals and get them to live in the next 100 years

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May 10 2004 4:14PM
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and i bet by now (6 years later) they can transport bigger objects and have advanced quit a bit

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May 10 2004 4:19PM
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hahah Mikee i had a dream about that. I skiied for such a long time because i just teleported to the top. No lift lines either



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May 10 2004 5:27PM
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Transportation, disobeys the laws of phyics, only quantum particles are 'elsewhere' a small fraction of the time.
May 10 2004 5:31PM
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for the kind that you are thinking of it does, but what if they could take a 'snapshot' so to speak of your body, dissasemble you, reassemble you somewhere else from the 'snapshot' and then restart your heart. it wouldnt be pratical for ski lines and such, but it could work for long distance travel
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May 10 2004 5:41PM
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that would be cool
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May 10 2004 5:57PM
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skiierman, actually you would die.

when they 'destroy you' its basically killing you.

If you kill someone and then bring back an exact copy of them with the same memories and everything, is that person going to be YOU? with your consious? it will be an exact copy of you the instant you died, and they would think they were you, but your 'soul(scientifically speaking)' would be dead.

maybe some other form of teleportation is possible, but the way they teleport the light beams wouldnt work
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May 10 2004 7:27PM
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^ i love you for asking that, im always thinking about that, what defines yourself and your consience...
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'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
May 10 2004 7:29PM
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maybe, maybe not. if they could reach teleportation on a spiritual level, they could teleport you all in the same. soul and all.



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May 10 2004 7:30PM
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yes, and one time i saw a pig fly.



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May 10 2004 7:34PM
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WOW this thread proves REALLY stupid people exist you cant teleport people it is way to complex their are certain laws of physics that hunmans cannot break no matter how advanced such as flying unassisted it will never happen for humans and we will never teleport whole ppl!




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May 10 2004 7:36PM
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skiierman
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^ dude, pigs can fly. dont be an idiot. ever watch the Simpsons?



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May 10 2004 7:38PM
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Meh42
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^^ laws change and are broken, flight was against the laws of physics when it was concieved
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'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
May 10 2004 7:42PM
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^ my point exactly, they said pigs cant fly, but they can. now we can acheave anything!



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May 10 2004 7:43PM
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i hope somehow this can prove that there isnt a god or something. fucking today im in applebees and i have to listen to some dumbasses pray at the table next to me.



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May 10 2004 8:30PM
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its Timeline... that was a kick ass book.
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May 10 2004 10:40PM
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um actually unassisted flight is very possible. I think you have to realise how much science can advance. It's very possible for humans to evolve to have wings and be able to fly unassisted, and even wihtout evolving physically, it might even be possible (we have no idea, we don't know the tiniest drop of water in the pool of knowledge that there is to learn) to fly with the use of the psychi.

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May 10 2004 11:09PM
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YOU GUYS JUST RUINED MY DREAM!!!!!!!!I HOPE YOUR HAPPY....NOW IM GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!!

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May 11 2004 7:29PM
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ok smokin skier, your seriously retarted, i said something to you in the thread about gas being gone in 20 years, then i took it back, but now i wish i hadnt, because you really are one of the most retarted people ive ever heard of
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May 11 2004 9:08PM
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havent you guys ever seen willy wonka and the chocolate factory. wonkavision proves that teleportation can happen.
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May 11 2004 9:15PM
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if anyone can do anything, its Willy Wonka. and samck89, if you where referring to me, i hope you realize that i was kidding. if you thought i was serious then you, sir, are the retarded one.



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May 12 2004 2:11PM
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For anyone who says its not possible and disobeys the 'laws' of physics you should thin more. 10 years ago a garentee that most eveyone thought it was agist the 'laws' of physics to teleport quamtom particals. Alot of newtons laws have been disproven also with enstine. Are laws relitive or absulute?

If a John leaves a room and Sara dose not know he left is John still there? That question is used to find out what side of the argument a person is on. To Sara, John is there but physically John has left the room. Now the question is physics relative or absolute and are the laws that we live by relative or absolute? One of Newton’s laws of motion is Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. This now is considered a truth but is it so unimaginable that this will never be disproved making it absolute. The physical world in witch we live is made up of laws, but at one point theses laws were in the mind of there creator. Nicolai Copernicus in the early 1500s proved a 1500 year old “law�, with his model of the Heliocentric System. It was thought to be absolute that everything revolved around the earth but was disproved. Who is to say that that the earth really dose revolve around the sun and not something else? IT is now thought of to be absolute but will it always be that way? With new technology comes new discoveries, and new ways of thinking of the universe. Quantum teleportation a recent discovery but a long thought of process, is now coming to life. The quantum teleportation transported light at a quantum state from once side of a optical bench to another one with out going though any physical barrier in-between. Is the place where the light went to still subject to all the laws of this physical world? It is not unthinkable that the same laws in witch we think to be true are not true but relative. That place where the light went many not be subject to some or any of the laws of what we conceive to be reality or they may all apply, it is all in eyes of each person.












Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 12 2004 3:14PM
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what i finly came up with is that eveything is a truth intill proven wrong then makeing it relative intill a new 'law' is made then that become truth intill its prven wrong and it goes on and on.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 12 2004 3:15PM
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which of Newtons laws have been disproven?
May 12 2004 3:16PM
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andy, ur not smart dont try to act it



i pee on ur face but i dont care..
i take off ur little sisters underwear
shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee
so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.
shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.
r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
May 12 2004 3:39PM
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hahaha, whered you copy that from
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May 12 2004 5:28PM
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they teleported light which isnt even a form of matter so how the hell are they going to teleport a human which is a solid piece of matter?
May 12 2004 5:32PM
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404404
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If you cant read what i write im sory, i cant spell worth shit. WHat i was getting at is evey great invetntion started small it just didnt become this great thing it was small piss ant little thing and grew as techolgy did. We have accmopled so much in the last 100 years, and now in the last 10 years we have done even more. And i did write that and did it shity cuse i have 7 other eassys i had to do.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 12 2004 5:40PM
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jtski
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yeah i was just kidding.. i LOVE to listen to people pray really loud right next to me



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May 12 2004 7:14PM
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404404
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I did a bit more reading and as of now computers and telacomunatcaton industys will most likely have the best use for quamtom telaportaion. They think in 20 or so years we will be useing computers and phones with quamtom telaportaion.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 13 2004 2:05PM
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1 word, bullshit
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May 13 2004 3:33PM
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ok, teleportation of phone signals and optical signals is useless. Even if it was 'teleported', a signal still has to travel from one location to the other, telling the other what the optical signel was, so in reality youre just adding a middle man in which will cost more and slow things down.
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May 13 2004 6:18PM
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skiierman
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^ no, if we used teleportion, that means no more phone lines. kinda like cell phones, but without the tower. so you are actually taking out the middle man.



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May 14 2004 9:37PM
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skierman, i knew you were joking, i was talking to smokinskier, like i said
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May 14 2004 10:08PM
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skiierman
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sorry then. my bad.



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May 14 2004 10:13PM
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theBOSS.
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skiierman, you still need a connection between one place and another to transmit the signal, so yes, it is useless.
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May 14 2004 10:25PM
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^ yes, but the telephone wire and cell phone towers are extra, if you have teleportion of course. you could transmit and recieve phone calls from anywhere and everywhere. no signal bars or anything. and that means no getting cut off on important calls.



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May 14 2004 10:45PM
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^ you just don't get it..
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May 15 2004 12:11AM
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I don't think any of you really get it. I just did a 12 page thesis style paper on this. As of now they have been transmitting photons and are beginning to bring it into the level of transporting molecules. The next 20 years will be very interesting.




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May 15 2004 9:18AM
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The probelm with transporting large complex things is that to tellaport means the molicles all brake down 'killing' the person or what ever. And then they reasemible at a diffrent ponit, so basicly it would be like killing a person.





Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight : Not right now.
Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
May 15 2004 9:42AM
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