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BrewskiJr
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Sep 29 2010 11:34AM
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el_chupacabra
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134 orgasms in an hour?! that sounds fucking insane
Sep 29 2010 11:39AM
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Ski_the_east01
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42.7 mph?? that'll leave her with a black eye...
Sep 29 2010 11:40AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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huh...
Sep 29 2010 11:41AM
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E.C.
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919 in one day holy jesus
Sep 29 2010 11:42AM
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feihlination
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your post/icon combo express amazing astonishment in pretty much every thread
Sep 29 2010 11:59AM
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Anathema
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i thought this was going to be a success/attempts type deal. so going with that theme, i'd say im 2/3 in the past month. really 3/3 but i had some difficulties on one of the encounters so i can't claim a victory..

Sep 29 2010 12:03PM
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E.C.
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im sensing sarcasm
Sep 29 2010 12:09PM
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feihlination
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no you dont
Sep 29 2010 12:10PM
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E.C.
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you caught me
Sep 29 2010 12:10PM
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feihlination
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you know what would be great? if you had like 10 icons. the exact same cat serious'ing, smiling, smoking a mj, etc. shit would explode.

or ns should do something like fulltilt has. you could upload 3/4 avatars and choose whether to use the funny/serious/trollface one or whatever.

Sep 29 2010 12:13PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i thought this thread was going to be about your sexual record for something stupid you did...

but jesuss christ
Sep 29 2010 12:17PM
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E.C.
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MODS? i think this idea golden
Sep 29 2010 12:23PM
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thisandthatfilms
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that would be so complicated. i dont think anyone would do it
Sep 29 2010 12:25PM
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feihlination
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do what?
Sep 29 2010 12:26PM
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feihlination
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^^ i would have used my "serious" icon if i could switch to one. fuck you.
Sep 29 2010 12:27PM
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thisandthatfilms
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your idea
Sep 29 2010 12:28PM
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E.C.
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Sep 29 2010 12:30PM
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thisandthatfilms
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i admitt good idea. but the programming would be pretty intense
Sep 29 2010 12:32PM
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feihlination
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loling icon, plain shit, i am gonna make www.newschoolerswithfunkyiconshit.com, with all the same featuers plus one.

only problem is, idk where to park my soon-to-be-acquired-due-to-internet-wealth ferrari. gotta buy a house or a garage. fuck that shit, i am gonna buy an aircraft carrier, hate roads anyway, they limit my freedom.



and OP, sorry for that thread hijack. i feel really ashamed of myself. trollface icon.
Sep 29 2010 12:34PM
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feihlination
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i dont think so. i am not that good in the interwebz, make a website from time to time, but its def. possible.

an icon should be like a logo imo, so if you had different ones, it might kill the utility of being recognized. but if i had 3, one with "i got a serious icon", "i got your mom" and "i got a new icon", i would still be THAT DUDE with the best icon in the fucking interwebz
Sep 29 2010 12:37PM
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E.C.
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om nom nom
Sep 29 2010 12:40PM
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E.C.
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had to make 600 a banger
Sep 29 2010 12:43PM
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feihlination
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this is om nom nom

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Sep 29 2010 12:46PM
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SteezyOhio
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the other day i learned the average male's sperm speed is 25 mph haha still fast as hell
Sep 29 2010 12:47PM
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shane.
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18 ft. 9 inches is ridiculous. that should be considered a weapon
Sep 29 2010 12:48PM
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feihlination
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sure is, i have a riddle in response, its badass as fuck, actually its just reading


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the end is kinda pathetic, idk, this whole thing seemed way cooler at first. in other words, epic 600th post
Sep 29 2010 12:54PM
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E.C.
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Sep 29 2010 1:34PM
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feihlination
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ok ok ok ok ok ok , i am so ready,

i enjoy....what? gay porn? no girls, a dozen cups? beer pong? nutting into cups arranged in random geometrical shapes?

Sep 29 2010 2:24PM
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E.C.
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sooo close i guess i wasnt clear
Sep 29 2010 2:54PM
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.frenchy
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Hahaha holy shit, those are interesting..
Sep 29 2010 3:00PM
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timmi
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elliot go outside man. pretty soon you will turn into me. i haven't seen natural sunlight in 3 years.
Sep 29 2010 3:15PM
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molsongolden
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not that intense! i think i could code it in php/mysql and i am a sup3rn00b
Sep 29 2010 3:20PM
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Mr.Luke
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They're a champ
Sep 29 2010 3:25PM
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SeanTom
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The world masturbate-a-thom 0_o?!?!
Sep 29 2010 3:49PM
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