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waking up from drinking stories
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just list what you think is your best.. was drinking in the woods. passed out.. woke up in a pickuptruck being spooned by fellow classmate in just my boxers and pink tanktop???
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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i love it how guys on this website call ass girl slutty when there are so many 'im a virgin' posts to go with them... i should imagine most people here would sleep with cheap hooker given the chance.
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hahhhaha, i was just thinking about that...
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so am i ass girl and cheap hooker? and no i wasnt getting mad. lol, i think its funny, NO REGRETS!
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^ you dont mind a loose ass? ewwww.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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what is the rest of the story jodi, please tell me i dont know
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
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she got D.V.D.A.'d
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'Iam sittin here in my Ns hoodie, i have my goggles on and my silk pj's.. God!! i want to ski.. Shorty -T
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OK, I got this one. A month into my frosh year of college last fall semester. I played beer pong at a party allll night. I was 12-0 and prob had 6 beers before i started playin. Most of the beer was drank by me an not my partner. I got back to my dorm room ( i live in a suite by the way ) I thought i passed out on my bed and woke up on bed. BUT no that wasnt the case at ALL. Turns out I pased out in the hallway of my suite. Then i made moaning noises and woke up my roomate. I kept complaining baout my stomach and how it hurted. ( i dont remember any of this ) he opened the door screamed at me to get up and go in my bed. I got and treid to take my jeans off for 45min straight i kept saying I GOTTA TAKE MY PANTS OFF GOTTAN TAKE MY PANTS off for 45min anyway my roomate kicked me out of hte room and told to pass out our batthroom( we hav 2 in the suite e) anyway i must hav thought the suite door was the bathroom door so i went out of the suite, pissed onthe suite door, and passed out in front of the suite door IN THE COMMON ROOM in my own piss ( haha actually right beside it ) and woek up at 6am when a frien was goign hunting hahahahahahahahahahahah BEAT THAT!
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i just woke up sunday mornign at my freinds house.. clutching a whimperin dog..... i dont know what the fuck happend..
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'Iam sittin here in my Ns hoodie, i have my goggles on and my silk pj's.. God!! i want to ski.. Shorty -T
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ah, it was supposed to be A cheap hooker... and yes irish pirate icon... i refer to you as ass-girl
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
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its been a pirate forever. and i think weve all pissed somewhere we thought was somewhere else when we were drunk...
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my friend is very violent. in one night he gave on kid a black eye and another one a seizure by punching his head into the floor. lol it was great he was twitching and everything.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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do you have a pirate name and an eye patch? (no peg leg required)
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