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waking up from drinking stories
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just list what you think is your best.. was drinking in the woods. passed out.. woke up in a pickuptruck being spooned by fellow classmate in just my boxers and pink tanktop???
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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...Why were u wearing a pink tank top?
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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it was some girls.. i really don know.. i was wearin jeans and a t-shirt and a sweatshirt. just woke up in the safeway parking lot in a truckbed and some guy is spooning me.... it happens, ok... i found my jeans laiter in some guys car that i did not ride in and my wallet was still ther and so was my money.
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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The classmate was a GUY?!? Now that's funny... you end up wearing women's clothing sleeping with a guy. Um...right. The worst thing I've had to deal with was my female friend's obsession with applying makeup to all the guys at any party who pass out. I usually sleep on my face now.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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yup.. it really sucked.. not as bad as the girl at prom who woke up with a drumstick in her butt and cooter....
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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pussy at life^^^^
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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woke up in my roomates sisters bed with her and another girl. still have no idea what happened. i figger its better to leave it to fantasy than hear something about how they had to carry me to bed and i puked on myself.
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yes^^6
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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^^i can understand fantisizing(sp?) about the other girl bu your sister! thats fucked.
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room mates. sister.. yeah ii thought the same too
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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Last summer I woke up in a hammock with mostly empty 15 poack in one hand and boardshorts in the other hand and thought I was on a tropical island. So I knocked on this guys door and said I was there for my appointment to mow his lawn...
I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond
Sex is a race and I always win...
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I woke up wearing someone elses pants once. It was weird. I freaked out for a bit but then my friends told me they did it as a joke.
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bush party , i woke up in the middle of a corn field , it had been raining all night i have the worst cold ever too , scukes cause i didnt know where i was in the corn field and i just ran thru it till i was out , then i had to walk like 3 miles to my house while soaking wet and muddy
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
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and that was yesterday morning
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-Matt
my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
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tough shit
-Ira
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Viva La Rèsistance
i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
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running through a corn feilf backwards
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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haha my arms were all cut up when i got out
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-Matt
my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
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hahahahahahahah^ ive been laughing for awhiel after reading ur story..
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yea i woke up next to an openly gay dude at this chicks house.. i was super freaked out
its all about the 609
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yeah.. but i bet the gay dood was not spooning you and you wert outside in a parking lot and that guy was holdign on to you like superglulE!!!!!
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And then it turns out Shannon's really into the whole anal thing and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside the steaming hot Dutch oven of your sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, baby. In your heart you know it. phree stylz
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you got spooned by some guy, how violated can you get.
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Weed: My Anti-Drug
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woke up with some fat chick next to me one morning. bascially asked her what the fuck she was doing in my bed then told her to get the fuck out! apparently she was a friend of one of my roomates and i really don't want to know what happened
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
***C*C*R***
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fully clothed, jacked zipped up, gloves on, shoes done up and on, sitting straight up by the front door. i was going to leave the house i was at but i sat down and didnt get up.
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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//
Im a drinker with skiing problems
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read it you asssuck, it was my roomates sister
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Wow assuck, what a word.
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www.teamksm.co.uk
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this stuff is quality
the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'
they say i got stupid when i hit my head
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woke up by my lil sister poking me with her finger cause i was passed out on the bathroom floor after the first time we made a funnel
GO YANKS
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well a classic was once i passed out at my fraternity house... BAD IDEA. and some idiots drew all over my face with make-up. another was when i woke up and ran to the bathroom to puke, that was the worst morning ever.
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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
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thats what you get for going to a frat party
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I think Iv'e posted this before but ohh well. New years, woke up in my bed lying next to puddle of vomit in a 2 peice suit, a girls hoodie, a winter jacket, and a pair of shoes, none of which i could identify. Iv'e never felt so ill or confused in my whole life. I talked to some girl the next day and she said she found me curled up in the fetal position on some dudes lawn, and drove me home. It took her half an hour to get her from her car to my room, because she didnt know my house and had troubles getting from the basement to my room in the darkness (and i live on the 3rd story). Shes a nice girl.
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oops, i mean it took her 30 minutes to get me to my room (i wasnt very conscious). I had my head out her window the whole ride home and left racing stripes on her car too
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^^^ hahaha i was in the fraternity at the time, so it was my house basically.
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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
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i woke up on a lobby floor in some dorm at umass at like 3 a.m. i walked outside, more like stumbled to a phone hoping i could dial someone. no luck with that. i tried to go back into the lobby but i was locked out. i ended up having to walk across umass campus in my boxers(nothing else) to some girl's place (whom i had known)to find a place to crash. it was also early november.
god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world
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passed out on a couch in my frat. house last december and my brothres thought it was a good idea to carry the couch outside onto the lawn with me still on it...i woke up around 5:30 in the moring and stumbled back inside barefoot through the snow...it sucked
-Craig
the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
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Woke up in a bathrobe with nothing lse under it in front of a church.
I dont want a large Farva!
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^ haha no way ur makin that up fool
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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
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^ trust me everything she says is true, well except the time she denied having butt sex.
'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
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^does that mean that you had sex :o
-Craig
the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
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Ive had sex. and i never denied it. and because people wont shut up about it, yes, i have taken it up the ass. the end.
I dont want a large Farva!
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^^ FUCKING SLUT!
Motherfuckers...
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r you glad you like it in the ass?
hippie stezzzze
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ahh she enjoyed it very much. dont see how they can, but she did.
'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
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any way back to drinking stories
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-Matt
my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
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snuck out went to this party with my best friend, he ditched me, ended up partying with some people i didn't know woke up the next morning in all of my snow gear on (this was up at my cabin) and a killer head ache. so apperentally my best friend came back and snuck me back into the house and put me to bed.
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skiing=radical
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my friends and i had been drinking all night at this random guys house, when i woke up the next morning i was still drunk, but in denial so we made a ton of pancakes, BAD IDEA, and then i went skiing...id take a run though the pipe, then boot, ski, boot, ski, boot...there was a puddle of it in the woods above the pipe that was there for the next few days...ive never been so sick in my life
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I love going to class drunk. that's what happens when your most important class is at 8 on friday mornings. for all you kids choosing your classes for next year, make sure not to make the same mistake i did!
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