So, my roommates girlfriend is coming over for the night. ideas?

dwest071

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couldn't agree more.

Sep 28 2010 10:12PM

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Nathn

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Play porn really loud or this song or both at the same time.

Sep 28 2010 11:21PM

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andrewmeehan

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Ridiculous

pee in her butt

Sep 28 2010 11:22PM

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Yung_Gnarley

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Play nice now.

Sep 28 2010 11:28PM

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dreadyboy

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I laughed

Sep 28 2010 11:35PM

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thelizards

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rape? murder?

but seriously, just wear one of these all day

Sep 28 2010 11:35PM

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blatt

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cock block?

Sep 29 2010 12:06AM

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CrispyZombyWoof

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win

Sep 29 2010 12:16AM

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popNfresh44

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this is the only option besides doing nothing and being nice.

Sep 29 2010 12:21AM

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Leeyum

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get wasted as fuck and pee in the trash can in your room

Sep 29 2010 12:33AM

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RubberSoul

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OP you sound like a douchebag

Sep 29 2010 12:38AM

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Mr.Gaga

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this

Sep 29 2010 12:44AM

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Ty_G

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Come back mad drunk and use her face as your pissing spot

Sep 29 2010 12:51AM

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zerospinskier

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When I was in high school one guy took a shit in a tiny trash can at the back of the classroom during class.

Sep 29 2010 1:38AM

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beermuscles

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best thing i've done so far this year is live feed with a bunch of my friends ..

tinychat ftw. just logged on, dimmed my screen, covered green light on macbook. texted friends when me and her were on our way back .. bam!

.. that night was worth 5 points ;)

i'll post pics next time i get drunk with sensors.

Sep 29 2010 1:49AM

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Abc567def

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this

Sep 29 2010 2:30AM

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hue.

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if they do it, watch them, and grunt

Sep 29 2010 2:33AM

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atomic1824

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Yes... this. Talk to him. Tell him you don't want it to be a regular occurrence. But when he asked you said it was okay, so be okay with it this time. Being a nuacne to them will do no body any good, and it is only fall semester so you don't want to burn bridges with anybody yet. "This too will pass"

Sep 29 2010 8:48AM

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E.C.

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i lold picturing this

Sep 29 2010 11:07AM

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VasilevSKI

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Someone's still in high school...just let them be

Sep 29 2010 11:13AM

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0123456789

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.

and would like to add, i love having my own room at school, don't have to worry bout this shittt haha

Sep 29 2010 11:28AM

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beezey

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go find some girl to fuck or go masturbate your just envious because you think you are better than him yet you have no gf

Sep 29 2010 11:34AM

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beermuscles

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bahahahahahaha

love it, even the women of NS think you are a tool.

but eetsokay we still love you .. i think? what school do you go to?

Sep 29 2010 11:36AM

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fujarome

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sit in bed all night with a lighter. Periodically and randomly bring the lighter to your face, light it, then quickly ask them in as creep a voice as possible if they are asleep yet. Then immediately put it out.

One of my roommates did it last year to one of my other roommates with his girl when we were in a quad. absolutely hilarious. Literally every 10 minutes It would be dark and silent then....

flick!...y'all asleep yet?

ummm....no.

flick! ok, never mind.

Sep 29 2010 12:45PM

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skithesprings

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hey, beezey, you're cool and all, but maybe if you could put up with reading a thread for once before posting you would see that it was already settled in the first page. I went and had a last minute "sleepover" at a girls place. I didn't even have to ask. Second point, why the fuck would i want a girlfriend at this point in my life. I know you're all growed up and mature and you feel like you need to have something steady, but come on, i'm a freshman in college, its basically like shooting fish in a barrel.

ohhh, what was i thinking, never mind, you're totally right. i'm envious that he's going to be fucking his fat ugly girlfriend on a regular basis.

now, for the 100th time,