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What are some creative ways to ask a girl to homecoming

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ReignMan
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What are some creative ways to ask a girl to home coming? It's that time and I want something truly unique.
Sep 27 2010 11:45PM
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Parrish
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If you want something unique think of it yourself.
Sep 27 2010 11:45PM
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14.
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Nice shoes, wanna come to homecoming?
Sep 27 2010 11:46PM
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Heyawhatsup
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Heyawhatsup wanna go to homecoming get trashed the probably hook up if I'm lucky? That's howya do it, BRO
Sep 27 2010 11:46PM
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Dan.P
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i say just ask her. You don't want to look super keen, its only homecoming
Sep 27 2010 11:46PM
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dreadyboy
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say damn gurl in a real low deep voice watching her from behind, when she turns around be like wanna go to homecoming?
Sep 27 2010 11:47PM
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pomme-de-terre
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searchbar. seriously, there is a thread like this every two weeks during school months.



spraypaint "SLUT" on her garage door and then piss in her bed while she sleeps. chicks love that shit.
Sep 27 2010 11:48PM
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charmander
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ill be honest i didnt even ask my lady to homecoming, i was just like, you wanna go to this right? and so now we are...
Sep 27 2010 11:49PM
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ReignMan
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Ok so obviously I wasn't clear. I was thinking about giving her a letter in a pile of snow in her lawn. Or something like that. And I'm pretty sure some of the most creative minds I have ever seen in action are on NS.
Sep 27 2010 11:50PM
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ESAND
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pee in her butt?
Sep 27 2010 11:50PM
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Parrish
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Your Lady? As In your Mom?
Sep 27 2010 11:50PM
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bryanw
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Put the exact words you want in giant cursive letters in her front lawn in gasoline(wait until nighttime ofcourse), call her outside as you light it on fire while having the song "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye blasting on speakers. She will say yes and the impression of that night will leave her frontlawn fucked up for atleast a week.

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Sep 27 2010 11:50PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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this.
Sep 27 2010 11:51PM
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Jordan
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one of the best things I've ever read on NS...
Sep 27 2010 11:52PM
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Balto
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mid rape?
Sep 27 2010 11:52PM
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-Dan
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this
Sep 27 2010 11:52PM
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ReignMan
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.......ok so i think i was wrong. i have came up with the most creative so far. and no arsin is not an option...
Sep 27 2010 11:53PM
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HenniferLopez
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you haz lady? I thought you like doods..
Sep 27 2010 11:53PM
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pomme-de-terre
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no, we understand your request pretty well.

its just that its getting into late night NSG and most of us have already used up all of our sympathy/helpfulness points for the day.


but you could try writing "so and so wants to take you to a dance and sodomoize you on the dance floor" on a t-shirt in permanent marker. then writing your name in permanent marker, along with a shitton of other names in washable marker on the shirt, and having "wash to find out who!" written on there too. then, after she washes the shirt, she knows who to say no to.
Sep 27 2010 11:53PM
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gustafari
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get to her house after school before her, hide in her closet, and when she comes home jump out of her closet and scare the shit out of her
Sep 27 2010 11:55PM
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ReignMan
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haha so i'm guessing you never got a home coming date did ya?
Sep 27 2010 11:55PM
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Caspian
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Grow a pair and ask her face to face. My god.
Sep 27 2010 11:56PM
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Bodhisattva
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At my school, people don't ask each other to homecoming. It's just a hot, sweaty juke-fest in our field house. It's so loud that you can't even hear the music, only a faint bass sound. After the dance is over if you walk through where the mosh pit where the hundreds of people are you can find hella phones, ipods and even condoms. The mosh pit also looks like a yin yang sign because is a big circle with one side of black people and one side of white people. But theres a few wannabes from both sides which form the dots.

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Sep 27 2010 11:57PM
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p-fo
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use a helicopter to drop roses. someone with a rich as fuck uncle did this when i was a freshman. not even kidding right now
Sep 27 2010 11:58PM
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Parrish
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I extremely dislike you.
Sep 27 2010 11:58PM
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ReignMan
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lol.
Sep 27 2010 11:58PM
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molsongolden
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note in her locker, heart shaped, cut out of construction paper, sprayed with cologne
Sep 27 2010 11:58PM
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charmander
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the ginger
kind of a bad pic hhaha

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Sep 27 2010 11:58PM
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ESAND
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dude, guy on the right = woah
Sep 28 2010 12:00AM
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Blake.P
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if she has a car, fill it up with baloons with a note that says homecoming

Put a note in front of where she parks

Leave a note on her desk before class (thats what i did, works well)

talk to the dean of students/whoever is in charge of dicipline and have him call her out of class like she is in trouble. go into his office a minute after they go and ask her there, it will be a good relief for her so she will more likely say yes.

BAke her a cake/brownies/cookies

Bake her weed bownies/cookies if she is into that sort of thing

Just flat out ask her
Sep 28 2010 12:00AM
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Parrish
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So you lowered you standards?


Or is she planning on stealing a soul in the near future?
Sep 28 2010 12:00AM
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Fuck.W.M.E.
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Thiss
Sep 28 2010 12:00AM
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Bodhisattva
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Coool bro. Im really interested in what you have to say
Sep 28 2010 12:00AM
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Parrish
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You must, you just quoted me...
Sep 28 2010 12:01AM
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PartyHon
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BAM
Sep 28 2010 12:04AM
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charmander
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haha what?
which one?
im the one in the orange sweatshirt...
Sep 28 2010 12:07AM
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Bodhisattva
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Im afriad he was talking about you...
Sep 28 2010 12:08AM
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ESAND
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Umm......

Not sure about the hairstyle bro. Its a little too 'it puts the lotion on its skin'....
Sep 28 2010 12:14AM
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charmander
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my hair was wet at the time haha
just got outta the shower

you want a dry photograph?
here,
con mi abuela

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Sep 28 2010 12:21AM
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TheDude
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i was gunna ask my best friend (a girl) but i was too slow. i had a reary good way too. fuck. am pissed right now.
Sep 28 2010 12:22AM
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molsongolden
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plastic wrap her whole car and put a note asking her in the middle of the windshield.
Sep 28 2010 12:28AM
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charmander
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this happened, she said yes i think haha

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Sep 28 2010 12:30AM
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doobiebrotha
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well it all depends on how hot she is...

so really pics are a must.
Sep 28 2010 12:31AM
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molsongolden
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plastic wrap charmander to her car then have him sing a telegram when she comes out to go home for the day
Sep 28 2010 12:31AM
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COrider
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Does she love up on your truck?
Sep 28 2010 12:36AM
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charmander
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yeah... she digs it haha
Sep 28 2010 12:37AM
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no_steeze
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kill her parents and spell out "HOMECOMING" with their intestines on her front lawn
Sep 28 2010 12:37AM
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Cthulhu
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hold a gun to her head and say "ima kill you bitch if aint goin to homecummin wit me", "pick you up around 8?"
Sep 28 2010 1:06AM
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hue.
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ahahaha sig'd
Sep 28 2010 1:07AM
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Ducky.
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page foolz
Sep 28 2010 1:08AM
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Good_Crookin
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take a pic of you dressed in an uncle sam suit pointing at the camera. have her name above the pic and " I WANT YOU. to come to homecoming with me" under it. put posters of it all over school.

Sep 28 2010 2:21AM
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