Replying to Ways to RickRoll

Well My friends, I am at a loss. I of all people have been stumped in a rick rolling competition. My friend and I have been seeing who can rickroll eachother the most, and I can't think of any way to get him. I've exhausted all my big guns (stealing his locker key and writing the lyrics on the inside of his locker, hacking his wakeup playlist so it wakes him up, creating a ringtone so it plays it every time I call him, using the P.A system in his house, getting the DJ to play it at dances)and he wont click on any form of link I show him. I need help!

Any suggestions? Be creative!