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Funniest TFLN ever?

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BWalmer
Posts: 9141 - Karma: 12,885
Not sure if there's already a thread like this...I feel like there is, but I'm too lazy to search for it.

What do you think the funniest "Text From Last Night" is, I ran into this one a few days ago:

"(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba""

I'm going to accompany this with a picture for comedic reference:
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Sep 27 2010 9:53PM
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ORDEAL
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lol

i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Sep 27 2010 9:55PM
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yuck
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my fave

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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Sep 27 2010 9:56PM
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no_steeze
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i have honestly done that except i swerved to avoid it only to have my friend point out it was a pinecone
Sep 27 2010 9:59PM
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SeanTom
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Sep 27 2010 10:40PM
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Dainsey
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fricken trolls!
Sep 27 2010 10:43PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
‎(847): Your mom asked why you were limping, then you replyed saying "shuttup bitch, that aint no limp its my swagga".
Sep 27 2010 10:43PM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 1,154
"Apparently a side-effect of having sex on the beach is that now I have a tan shaped like your sister."

reply- "I hate you"
Sep 27 2010 11:41PM
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[Adam]
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(610): Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Sep 27 2010 11:47PM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 1,154
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Sep 27 2010 11:54PM
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