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Girl Skiers

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JWoods
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Hey any girl skiers from around the Mammoth area want to be my groups token female skier, maybe learn some shit?
Sep 27 2010 9:13PM
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Blurst
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Of course every group needs the token girl skier.
Sep 27 2010 9:16PM
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skiierman
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just get ok at skiing and claim the shit out of having sponsors and wearing fake red bull hats. they'll come to you.
Sep 27 2010 9:20PM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
I want girls to ski with us and learn stuff, not just be like groupies
Sep 27 2010 9:22PM
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yuck
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Sep 27 2010 9:23PM
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rudager
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Our group had the sweetest token girl last year.

26, shmokingly fine and hot, Norwegian, killed it on skis.

My 18 year old token ski bum ended up dating her.

Never saw it coming.
Sep 27 2010 9:25PM
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brice_SKIIN
Posts: 265 - Karma: 14
Skiing girls has to be the hottest thing ever, and would u rather a token snowboarding chick that shreads and likes skiers, or a racing chick. both good looking
Sep 27 2010 9:58PM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
Really doesn't matter, our last token snowboarder left us so we need a replacement. But we need someone who will learn stuff in the park or atleast follow us around in the park
Sep 27 2010 10:06PM
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jorb.co
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orly
Sep 27 2010 10:11PM
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brice_SKIIN
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Agreed
Sep 27 2010 10:15PM
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ReignMan
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I feel like when a girl says "I snowboard or i don't ski i immediately loose interest.
Sep 27 2010 11:47PM
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danbrown
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Snowboard chicks are cool, but I lose interest when I tell them I ski and they make the "oh great...skiing is for old men and little kids" face
Sep 27 2010 11:50PM
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PJS.
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no wonder your icon says loner below it ^
Sep 27 2010 11:50PM
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*LiNeLover*
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word. thats pretty cool actually.
Sep 27 2010 11:50PM
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Ducky.
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I ski with girlz all the time. And they killlllll it!
Sep 27 2010 11:53PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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yep thats usually what i get
Sep 28 2010 9:42AM
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-ROY-
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im sure there are a bunch looking to learn all sorts of different shit

Sep 28 2010 10:07AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Hey any girls around Portland want to be my token girlfriend, maybe have sex?
Sep 28 2010 10:15AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
I'm not around Portland or able to be a girlfriend but we can have sex if you like?
Sep 28 2010 10:25AM
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bcon18
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there arent enough girl skiers the mountail is a sausage fest

Sep 28 2010 10:37AM
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CDdesign
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 92
girls suck if only you could do what you do with girls but like with your bros, like with your buddies, just do the same thing you do with girls... hrmmmm
Sep 28 2010 10:42AM
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CDdesign
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 92
there are only girl snowboarders in the south east area us skiers are way outnumbered with the guy/girl ratio
Sep 28 2010 10:43AM
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Oreos
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Sep 28 2010 10:45AM
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Oreos
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try again

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Sep 28 2010 10:47AM
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CDdesign
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 92
Horaayy someone got it!
Sep 28 2010 10:56AM
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Sheltron3030
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hahaha token girl! so true.
Sep 29 2010 4:18PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
my prof just said linus and his penis instead of linus and his peanuts
lolol
Sep 29 2010 4:30PM
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Squidles
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skiing is a
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Sep 29 2010 4:40PM
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gretzels
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me too, but with doods. it's like a turn off.

and they all "I started skiing when I was like 3, so I got bored with it." it's like BORED? SKIING? Bro. No. \vent.

Sep 29 2010 4:48PM
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*LiNeLover*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 256
Haha same. Now that i think of it i have actually never been with a guy who wasn't pretty into skiing.. I think it would be weird to date a guy that wasn't a skier.. i don't know what we would do during the winter..
Sep 29 2010 4:59PM
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GayWolf420
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Hey any girls in the Salt lake area want to do some roofies with me? maybe even sniff some chlorform?
Sep 30 2010 2:45PM
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skichicky3
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same, I've only dated guys that either ski or snowboard. Otherwise they just dont understand why I'm never home on the weekends.
Sep 30 2010 4:02PM
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skiierman
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you won't. dare you.
Sep 30 2010 4:44PM
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howlongcanausern
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lol. it really is...those look fuckin DANK tho

the WORST is when you meet a cute girl on the lift, chat, flirt a bit, take a couple of runs together and THEN in the course of conversation she says 'oh yeah my boyfriend blah blah blah'

at this point i usually just ski away, lost cause
Sep 30 2010 4:51PM
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skichicky3
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can I be someones crew's token girl? pweeze? hahah kidding.
Sep 30 2010 4:58PM
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skichicky3
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haha that doesn't make sense Ashley!
Sep 30 2010 5:00PM
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howlongcanausern
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yeah then I can be the token dude!!
Sep 30 2010 5:04PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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ahahaha fucking rowen i love you no homo
Sep 30 2010 5:14PM
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Milksteak
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You'd move any where for that offer.

Sep 30 2010 5:15PM
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Walkawalka
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I would be happy just to know a girl my age who skis at all, let alone skis park. Gotta love the midwest, where everyone thinks skiing is still gay.
Sep 30 2010 5:22PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
auditions???? shiiiit that means you're gonna be simon and jenifa is gonna be like that plastic surgery bitch
Sep 30 2010 5:27PM
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skiierman
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:(
Sep 30 2010 5:36PM
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skichicky3
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Yes! I'm all for this
Sep 30 2010 5:54PM
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Panduh_Bayr
Posts: 264 - Karma: 33

skiing is tight, i am a snowboarder looking to ski park...

and I think I park skiers are hotter and tigher than park snowboarders, there is just so much more possibilities as a park skier

Sep 30 2010 5:57PM
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Panduh_Bayr
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many more* not much more.
Sep 30 2010 5:57PM
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howlongcanausern
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well i just assumed but yeah prepare to be rocked come audition time, its goin dowwwwnn

Sep 30 2010 6:22PM
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howlongcanausern
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no that's another new-newschooler...i think you're thinking of bakerpow

i live in mill creek and work/ride stevens
Sep 30 2010 7:36PM
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howlongcanausern
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shit yeah i was just there this weekend...your ferry gave me pink eye
Sep 30 2010 7:42PM
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JWoods
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Just realized I would rather be the token guy


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Oct 1 2010 12:54AM
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AJizzle
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Actually getting fecal matter in ur eye gave u pink eye.
Oct 1 2010 5:13AM
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AJizzle
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If there are going to be more than one of them, u better take some viagra homie
Oct 1 2010 5:15AM
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