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Remi Gallard

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BIG-DUMPS
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Remi Gallard is a retired soccer player from the French International Team. And what do you do when you are a retired soccer player? You do funny as hell stuff haha. Check it out.

Sep 27 2010 3:58PM
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Negro_Jesus
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fucking love remi
Sep 27 2010 3:59PM
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Daydreaming
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Remi is the best IRL troll ever.
Sep 27 2010 4:00PM
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Bar_Down
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this
Sep 27 2010 4:01PM
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fujarome
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ummmm....no he's not. Remi I believe played amateur, lower level for FC Lorient (the team he disguised as a player and snuck on field during a cup celebration in 02) but that's it. He was never a pro, or international player. He was fired from his job at a shoe store, so he devoted his spare time to having fun and this is what we got.

but hes the man and i love everything he does
Sep 27 2010 4:02PM
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Ski_the_east01
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hahaha what an asshole..that was hilarious
Sep 27 2010 4:04PM
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Negro_Jesus
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wont let me embed but

Sep 27 2010 4:07PM
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Negro_Jesus
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and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17G5u6obrTY&feature=channel
Sep 27 2010 4:09PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Didn't know he was a retired soccer player I always though he was just some dude who could do really impressive trick shots.

Best one is the Kangaroo one lol
Sep 27 2010 4:15PM
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fujarome
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he isn't.

the making of foot2010 is hilarious though. Its surprising that some of the hard shots will take 1 try, whereas some of the easier ones just won't work for him.
Sep 27 2010 4:16PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Yeah I was gonna say I think I would have heard that. Maybe OP saw the video of him running on to the field and partying with the french team after whatever victory it was.
Sep 27 2010 4:19PM
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fujarome
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i'm pretty sure he played amateur with that team, or montpelier, his home team, but i know he was never a professional player. However, for being probably their most famous devoted fan, he is at a lot of the montpelier matches, and i believe in the foot09 he was even in their locker room partying with them
Sep 27 2010 4:21PM
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RubberSoul
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holy shit thanks, id never seen this dude before. id love to see him take some rips in a game
Sep 27 2010 4:41PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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yea haha me too
Sep 27 2010 5:03PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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Sep 27 2010 5:19PM
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fujarome
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i saw a clip on some french site awhile back of him actually playing. He wasn't bad, and nailed a freekick flawlessly, but otherwise he wasn't anything special.
Sep 27 2010 5:25PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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dude, stop hating, he's funny as hell
Sep 27 2010 5:32PM
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RubberSoul
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haha that's exactly what i would expect
Sep 27 2010 5:53PM
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fujarome
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...how am i hating? By telling the truth? He's damn good at freestyle shit and is deadly accurate, and he's easily on of the funniest people i've encountered on the internet, but just because of all that im not gonna shit myself over him and claim he was a big international soccer star.
Sep 27 2010 5:56PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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alright whatever
Sep 27 2010 6:00PM
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Negro_Jesus
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
Sep 27 2010 6:34PM
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ECB
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He played amateur, and he was once in a competition with a player for a spot for PSG, at least this is what a drunk french kid told me at a party once
Sep 27 2010 6:42PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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nice, probably your cousin
Sep 27 2010 7:14PM
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COskier
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you guys are posting shitty ones, the funniest ones by far are the snail, pac man, the elevators and this one (The Party):

Sep 27 2010 7:36PM
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COskier
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also this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOur8qXvpnk&feature=related
Sep 27 2010 7:43PM
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gyarados
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i remember him! i havent watched his vids in a while
Sep 27 2010 8:18PM
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BIG-DUMPS
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go check em all out man!
Sep 27 2010 8:33PM
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welchskier1080
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haha this is hilarious
Sep 29 2010 10:54PM
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