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Owner of Segway Inc. dies on Segway

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quixotic
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Well ain't that something.

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fsscott
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Looks like

the segway guy

hit rock bottom....



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quixotic
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gosh, you're a punny guy
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ORDEAL
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Ironic death is ironic
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Rumi.
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sounds like suicide
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JustDidIt
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skiierman
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haha just read this. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/segway-accident-kills-jimi-heselden-segway-boss/story?id=11736855

and i find it hilarious that they are questioning if segways are safe... well no they're not if you use them on the side of a fucking cliff.
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RudyGarmisch
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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T-Holt
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You read my mind.
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Peter.
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Looks like this

was his segway

to the afterlife
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Otter.
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segways = FAIL
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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its so sad i love teh seguway
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1337
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irony
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geteducated
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segways are for nerds and fat people.
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Brenone
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Rumi.
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hahah thats so great
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Lemuel
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And comcast techs
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geteducated
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and beverly hillbillies

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DUKES
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you cant be serious people are such fat fucks
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SlimDunkin.
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i loled
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a_pla5tic_bag
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yeah how the hell do you drive one of those off a cliff?
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Abc567def
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hahaha thats hilarious
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a_pla5tic_bag
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accidentally that is.
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lorida
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Too bad they aren't public, it'd be interesting to see what would happen to their share price..
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s.parker
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hahaha exactly what i was thinking.
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wintersway
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^my first thought when i saw it earlier
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BootySpunk.
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What a hipster way to die.
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captainEMERICA
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its not ironic its just coincidence, irony has nothing to do with that death
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Schlop
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hahaha I wish I got here first. +k for mind reading
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H8CH
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He took the Segway to heaven.....



..... i'll just get my coat.
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artfullydodged
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yea, i heard he was a bit unbalanced
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Snowcase
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Bum bum SH
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theBearJew
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http://www.dailytech.com/Segway+Inc+Owner+Dies+After+Riding+X2+Scooter+Off+Cliff/article19730.htm

Go to that article, prolly the same but the comments are hillarous.

My Favorite "I guess he's riding that Segway to Heaven."
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benJAHmin
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The flying segway never really did take off...
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A.Eberhard
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rickroller
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what a fat fuck she needs to fall of a cliff
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FUUUCK
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so what's it like being a virgin at your age?
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freestyler540
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wow what an irony
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thisandthatfilms
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i just died because of your pun
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Bukkakeskitrip
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feel bad laughing, but meh
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SCOO-WOOP
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Its a plot conceived by...

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theabortionator
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I should feel bad probably but that's pretty funny. I mean sad but really funny. Epic way to go out
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ButteredToast.
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"Ok people, if your thoughts and prayers really went out to this guy's family then you would send a letter to the family or keep them to yourself. If you make inappropriate posts like this, then you are just saying, "look at how compassionate I am everyone! I'm so compassionate!! Love me!!" And that is truly disrespectful.

If your thoughts and prayers really went out to this guy's family then G** (for our Jewish readers) would hear them and all would be well. But if you have to showboat how concerned you are then you are doing it for the wrong reasons and it is disrespectful.

And seriously?! You are concerned for this millionaire's family? Go volunteer to mentor kids that are being raised by parents on walfare and get back to me. Sheesh!

And how about some thoughts and prayers for those who aren't recently mourning someone. Or those whos family members have died some time ago. I've had several family members die (as I'm sure everyone has). How about some thoughts and prayers for the rest of us?

I hoping and praying that true sincerity knocks on your door. Who am I kidding; no I'm not. I'm too busy praying for this Segway guy's family."

Is it bad that I agree with this guy, kind of?
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iSmokeweed
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you know this is pimpin
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applejuice.
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she's not even fat really, that's the funny part.
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[~_~]
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Not at all. Every time a public figure dies, there are always a thousand little nut cuppers parading an egoflag of mourning.
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Yung_Gnarley
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LAZY fucks
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.jesus.
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they go like two miles an hour
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